1. Guys hate sluts even
though they have sex
with them!
2. "Hey, are you busy?"
or "Are you doing
something?" ~ two
phrases guys open with
to stop from
stammering on the
phone.
3. Guys may be flirting
around all day but
before they go to sleep,
they always think
about the girl they truly
care about.
4. Before they call, guys
try to plan out a little
about what they're
going to say so there
aren't awkward
pauses, but once he's
on the phone he forgets
it all and makes it up as
he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a
girl's smile when they’re
attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything
just to get you to
notice him.
7. Guys hate it when
you talk about your ex-
boyfriend or ex love-
interest. Unless they're
going for the let-her-
complain-to-you-and-
then-have-her-realize-
how-wonderful-and-
nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you
wants to be the only
guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be
reassured often that
they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about
your guy friends to your
boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous
easily.
12. Guys are more
emotional than they'd
like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a
hanging message like
"You know
what?!..uh...never mind.."
would make him jump
to a conclusion that is
far from what you are
thinking. And he'll
assume he did
something wrong and
he'll obsess about it
trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good
flatterers when
courting but they
usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they
really like.
15. Guys hate asking
parents for money to
buy girls presents. So
they come up with
ideas like saving their
lunch money for a
week. But it never
works because guys
are always hungry so
they end up asking the
parents for money
anyway.
16. Girls are guys'
weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open
about themselves.
18. It's good to test a
guy first before you
trust him. But don't let
him wait too long.
19. Your best friend,
whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about
his problems with you
may end up being
admired by your
boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you
about his problems, he
just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't
need to give advice.
21. A usual act that
proves that the guy
likes you is when he
teases you.
22. Guys love you more
than you love them if
they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about
anything.
24. Guys use words like
hot or cute to describe
girls. We rarely use
beautiful. If a guy uses
that, he likes you a
whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too
much. One small thing a
girl does, even if she
doesn't notice it can
make the guy think
about it for hours,
trying to figure out
what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice
from girls not other
guys. Because most
guys think alike, so if
one guy's confused,
then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write
out a rulebook or advice
book for flirting, but no
guy can write out a
book about
relationships.
28. Try to be as
straightforward as
possible.
29. A guy has to
experience rejection,
because if he's
too-good-never-been-
busted, never been in
love and hurt, he won't
be mature and grown
up.
30. If the guy does
something stupid in
front of the girl, he will
think about it for the
next couple days or until
the next time he
spends time with the
girl.
31. No matter how
much guys talk about
asses and bosom ,
personality is key.
32. Guys learn from
experience not from the
romance books that
girls read and take as
their basis of
experience.
33. Guys worry about
the thin line between
being compassionate
and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks
unusually calm and laid
back, he's probably
faking it and is spazzing
inside.
35. When a guy says he
is going crazy about the
girl, he really is. Guys
rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks
you to leave him alone,
he's just actually
saying, "Please come
and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really
have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to
talk seriously, listen to
him. It doesn't happen
that often, so when it
does, you know
something's up.
39. If your best guy
friend seems to avoid
you or is never around
when you're with your
boyfriend, he's probably
jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at
you for longer than a
second, he's definitely
thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity
not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls
who punch harder than
they do.
43. A guy has more
problems than you can
see with your naked
eyes.
44. Don't be a snob.
Guys can be intimidated
and give up easily.
45. Everything in
moderation. Put on
makeup, wear perfume.
Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls
more than girls talk
about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection,
but they hate being led
on even more.
48. Guys really think
that girls are strange
and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD
confusing but somehow
are drawn even more to
them.
49. A guy would give his
left nut to be able to
read a girl's mind for a
day.
50. No guy can handle all
his problems on his
own. He's just too
stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are A*#
Ss. Just because ONE is
a jackass doesn’t mean
he represents ALL of
us.
52. We don't like girls
who are too skinny.
53. We love it when girls
talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure
you know what kind of
stuff your getting into
before making out with
a guy , like whether it's
a one time deal or not .
55. Believe it or not shy
guys are the most
easiest to talk to. It
may not seem right but
trust me they will start
opening up like books
after you just ask them
questions about their
lives and unnoticeable
tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits
your behind it means
that he wants you
sexually.
57. Even if they refuse
it all guys are ticklish on
the ribs.
58. Guys love neck rubs
and if he lets you keep
doing it, it means that
he really likes you or his
neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the
waters to see how far
they can get with you.
Even if he doesn't
intend to it will happen.
Know how far it is you
want to let him go and
he will respect that
after you let him know
a couple times.
60. When a guy
sacrifices his sleep and
health just to be with
you, he really likes you
and wants to be with
you as much as
possible.

OP, perhaps you could change the use
of 'guys' to the word 'me' as I would not write the same list as you
Your list sounds like the guy is weak & needy to me.....I don't define my happiness on the approval of a woman

:Pno 53 tho

Kul

Just passing