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Top Ten Male And Female Rejection Lines by Nobody: 9:18am On Mar 02, 2015 |
FOR FEMALE: 1. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You give me the creeps. 2. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I may as well be dating my dad. 3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: I don’t want to be seen in public with a dork like you. 4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys. Who are you again? 5. I’ve got a boyfriend. Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s. 6. I don’t date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 7. It’s not you, it’s me. Translation: It’s you. 8. I’m concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. 9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God. Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you. 10. Let’s be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective. FOR MALE: 1. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You’re ugly. 2. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You’re ugly. 3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You’re ugly. 4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You’re ugly. 5. I’ve got a girlfriend. Translation: You’re ugly. 6. I don’t date women where I work. Translation: You’re ugly. 7. It’s not you, it’s me. Translation: You’re ugly. 8. I’m concentrating on my career. Translation: You’re ugly. 9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God. Translation: You’re ugly. 10. Let’s be friends. Translation: You’re totally ugly. 4 Likes |
Re: Top Ten Male And Female Rejection Lines by Joshkid(m): 9:20am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Re: Top Ten Male And Female Rejection Lines by phlio(m): 9:21am On Mar 02, 2015 |
hahaha.....y am I laughing? |
Re: Top Ten Male And Female Rejection Lines by farano(f): 9:23am On Mar 02, 2015 |
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