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Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 5:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Cityguy: Perhaps she started drinking the holy water, two week later stopped taking the prescribed medication and died a week later? Don't really know but ANY supposed pastor who recommends a patient stop taking their medication is NOT A pastor but an evil scumbag. The Lord expects us to do things for ourselves as well and has given us intelligence to invent medicine and medical science to be used. Prayer will help also but not if we throw God other gifts back in his face. Pray, have faith but take your medicine also. AND REMEMBER God's plan for us may not necessarily be what we expect so if anyone says Pray and you will be healed it is possible that this could be answered by healing of the spirit to accept what is coming. 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mishydoo(m): 5:33pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Cityguy: MR CITYGUY,, RELIGION. NAIRALAND. DEAR CITYGUY, I HOPE THIS LETTER MEETS U IN GOOD HEALTH. THE LADY IN QUESTION,SHE TOOK D STUFF FOR 3 WEEKS BEFORE SHE VISITED THE CLINIC WHERE I WAS WORKING. THEN ONE WEEK AFTER OUR CONVERSATION SHE DIED. THIS WAS AS A RESULT OF BEING AWAY FRM MEDICATION FOR GOD-KNOWS HOW LONG. SINCERELY, MISHYDOO. P.S *i always knew u were a dumb.ass 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by soulfood(m): 5:59pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
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Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Nice thread. On d big bang theory, u need to read and learn more about it before u label it as silly. It is d most rational and best explanation of creation so far. And don't think its an atheist 'thing', it even somewhat proves d xtian doctrine of creation out of nothing but d Word of God. The genius professor of astrophysics who 1st proposed d theory is a catholic priest and many men of faith agree with it |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by hahn(m): 6:11pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Bro, you just killed me. Na lie! What's the name of the church please, so I can know to avoid it. Thanks |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by RazziP(m): 6:17pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
KEEP OBSERVING YOUR CASE THEY HEAVEN |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ADAMUdaCOWBOY: That's just d wahala with many of these hungry illiterates who open churches up and down to defraud gullible pple of their hard-earned money. Many of these so-called men of God are just an embarrassment to xtianity. In one street alone, u can see up to 10 different churches blaring irritating noise from amplifiers all in d name of church. They don't care about d comfort of others around them. If its just a sunday thing, that's a bit understandable but they hold services almost everyday, even at night, shouting like lunatics and demonizing anyone who complains. Nigerians can bastardize things sha, even d westerners who brought xtianity do things with civility |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:29pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Junipero: Me sef don watch stuffs like that severally o...no be small entertainment. And as usual no single cameraman dey fall Some pastors naim train Liu Kang and Riddin |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 6:31pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss: Of course they do. Our Faiths tell us WHO and WHY the Universe was created and always have a creation myth as a metaphor/allegory to help believers remember that crucial truth. They are not intended as Scientific explanations to tell us HOW. Who caused the Big Bang? God of course! |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:lwkmd...u go fear demon naa |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Chrystover:Why will u ask thunder to fire a church of God? shey u no b incarnate so? however I think d best thing is to meet wit d church pastor to resolve d issue... |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ask4bk:And if you are are calling Catholics Christians you have some learning to do about Catholics and Christians. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Abosi31(m): 6:42pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
crixtex:what a suggestion. "Meet the pastor to resolve the issue." Where you wan see am ni? He'll even think you came for counselling. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 6:43pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Junipero: Me sef don watch stuffs like that severally o...no be small entertainment. And as usual no single cameraman dey fall Some pastors naim train Liu Kang and Riddin |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 6:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
crixtex: Le us please not get into the 'my denomination is Christian and yours is not' argument. IT is most unchristian! |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 7:01pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
KoloOyinbo: Of cos God did. The problem is that some xtians take those allegories/metaphors as d actual facts and take any scientific explanation u offer them as coming from d devil. I don't know why they think that d big bang/science is diametrically opposed to Genesis/Xtianity and ignorantly indoctrinate their members that way. E.g I've had a debate with an SDA pastor who believes d universe was created exactly 6,000yrs ago in 6days. He was even telling me I was influenced by d devil, that's why I believe d universe/earth was created billions of yrs ago. Beliefs like these make it harder to interact with some atheists who are scientific-minded. It makes some xtians look like fools and when they argue with atheists, they (d atheists) even become more atheistic As a xtian, d big bang is d only theory makes sense and fits perfectly with d bible. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 7:09pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mishydoo:Mr man, you am sorry for you. A more rational and lucid answer was proposed earlier. Keep this your schizophrenogenic and mono-abusive 'dambass' word to yourself. And to think you are shouting it on a forum like this is really pathetic. I wish you quick recovery and bye. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss: Yes. The lunatic fundamentalist fringe! They are still Christians and I respect them as such and they are mostly nice people but scientifically illiterate! I have had similar debates with pastors etc who believe the same as you mention. Fortunately most educated Christians see absolutely no conflict between Science and Faith. As a European oyinbo I don't actually know what SDA is? |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 7:27pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
crixtex: Lol. Catholic bashers. On d last day, God will tell pple to queue up according to their church 4 judgment. When he gets to d catholic line, he'll call them unchristian and maybe damn a lot of them to hell. Then when he reaches d line of ur church probably founded a short while ago by one man like that, he'll smile with approval and tick u guys as d 'real' xtians. U're telling someone he needs learning regarding catholics and xtians. Of cos he needs to learn d 'real' unfathomable knowledge of xtianity from u and ur church. What does he know? He's probably just an ignorant fella and will jump out from d CC once he 'learns' d real xtian ish. Don't mind him he's still living in darkness (the CC) while u're in d light. Show him d true light. Use those big halogen torches to show him o, don't use those abo.k.i torch cos d light might not shine well. Ok 1.224billion Catholics are not xtians. U guys are d real xtians. Lemme clap for u *kpa kpa..........kpa kpa kpa..........kpaaaaa!* Neeeeeeeeext! Modified: Nairaland sef and their yeye auto correct. Which one kon be northerner na? I type a.b.o.k.i and dey changed it 2 northerner. A.b.o.k.i na bad word again? 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by marieolae(f): 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lmao i can't stop laughing naijaboiy: 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 7:36pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss: And I thought it was only oyinbos who understood sarcasm! LOL. EXCELLENT! |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 7:37pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
KoloOyinbo: I respect pple and their faiths too. As xtians, I wish we could be more ecumenical instead of spreading hatred ignorance and bias. I've seen pure undiluted hatred from some xtians simply because u believe sth different. That pure hate thing is plain scary. And how quick they demonize others. Some pple stubbornly hold on to irrational beliefs even when clear facts are presented. SDA = Seventh Day Adventists |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by 2kris(m): 7:37pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:uncle u can lie ohhh |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 7:43pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss: OK. I should have realised what the abbreviation stood for. Thanks. Ah. You are in Pitawaka! Dis oyinbo know am well o! At least the GRA area! Its been three or four years, but I love to drink at Cheers Bar and eat and see a film at the Genesis Centre just off Woji road! Hope to be back there in April/May. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Topgainer: 8:13pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss:The book of Genesis is a spiritual book just like most spiritual literature are filled with figuratives that can only be deciphered through the help of the source of the inspiration behind it. The 6 days of creation cannot be 6 days as we have today. There are ample evidence that the earth and the universe existed very long before man. That the earth has hosted animals of all sorts over millions of real years. That Homo sapiens( present man) has been around for about 6000 years only. Escavations and dating done so far has consistently shown Man of the range of 4000years and above. There is no known datings of Homo sapiens escavated or ice preserved of years exceeding the Chronology of about 6000 years depicted in the Bible. Man therefore, is not a product of any evolution from animals and monkeys. Science will continue to search for a missing link which will surely elude it. Here it is, In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth( Full stop) Now the earth was void ... The missing years lies between The periods of Genesis 1:1 and 1:2 The missing link and all the animals/monsters were lost in whatever befell the earth that necessitated the recreation of Earth in Genesis 1:2 and subsequent placing of man to subdue the earth In all, Science and religion have a complementary role in explaining the mystery called Man |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by kotias003: 8:19pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: OMG! Can't stop laughing! Is this a joke?... If it isn't, pele in arrears. How did your cousin react to the whole thing? 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 8:28pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Topgainer: Gbam! We're totally on the same track. I don't know why pple think science is opposed to religion. Science is based on pure reason and logic and those come from the same God who reveals himself in d bible. So no need 4 d discrepancies. What do u think about d creation of man? Would like ur ideas on that. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nelrulez(m): 8:34pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Abosi31: |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by menxer: 8:37pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
some comments made my day, like "the thunder that will fire... peeling melon..." anyway, it's one of those things we put up with for being a church member. yesterday I went for a 7.30 - 10am service, boy by 12 noon, my pastor was still warming his way through..... by 1pm I left (as it was obvious he was heading to 2pm) for other engagements. at times some pastors are not time conscious or considerate of other people's.... 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 8:46pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
menxer: Their own ego trip! |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 8:47pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
KoloOyinbo: Why only oyinbo go understand sarcasm? Na only una waka come? We're the real inventors of sarcasm. Lol KoloOyinbo:U're welcome bro. U really sabi PH wella. Genesis still booming as ever. We'll be glad to have u back. Come here make sun tan ur skin small. Lol |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 8:50pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss: When I come back I will but you a drink in Cheers! As an Irishman it may even be two drinks! Cot to think of it I knew a man once who took three and is still living...!!! PM me! |
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