Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by hiteelong(f): 2:30pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ogadinma 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by coldsummer: 2:31pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
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Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:31pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Whaoo |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by buchiluchi(f): 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Now humans are becoming too civilized for God. God have mercy. 4 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by edufreshy(m): 2:33pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
space booked....fake men in da church dis days..
in other news good march for |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by KoloOyinbo(m): 2:34pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Chrystover: seriously, e reach to vex.
And that one of staying on a prayer point for too long is damn ridiculous. Why should I keep repeating one sentence over and over again ? Is God having a hard time decoding whah I'm trying to say? Is wao. I went to one place in Lagos where the Pastor began to pray ..... "Father, ...., Oh Father, .... I say Father, ... FAAATTTHHHHEEEERRR, " etc I counted in disbelief.. NINE times he cried Father. I was very unsure if he considered it was the congregation or God who was deaf. Or perhaps he thought God was somewhat busier than usual that day and he needed to shout loud and often to attract his attention. Just like a good showman to whip the crowd into a frenzy but not the sort of service or sermon I find very uplifting or even spiritual. 5 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:34pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
listen u dis dickhead op, u re so childish in ur thought, IF d pastors re nt suppose 2 scream with d microphone den y is musicians shouting their lungs out while singing? do u even know d importance of seed sowing in ur life? anyway when ure rich as i am u will undastand, why will u eva pick out d grammatical error of pastors at all? as if ure perfect in english. ur mates re getting d blessings from d message, "u are recieving curses. nd let me tell u wen a pastor stay lng on a prayer point, he is being led by d holy ghost so u dnt question wat u dnt understand. so pls little kid just focus on ur goals in life nd dnt argue wat u dnt undastand. 4 d ways of men are nt d ways of GOD. 3 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by hiteelong(f): 2:35pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Chrystover: Oh.. So I'm not alone in this? Thanks Op for bringing this up. On the part of screaming into the mics, its not only the church members that suffer the ear-aches; I equally suffer this noise pollution from my house, my supposed comfort zone. I mean...why will a sane religious society mount those Ahuja horn speakers outside their church? Why are they shoving their noise down our ears? Even in the quiet night, they still scream! Arghhhh!!! The thunder that will fire The Lord's Chosen Church in my neighborhood is still peeling melon seeds.
And the so-called police will not do anything to enforce civility. All they want is egunje. Pfft!! DTS one of the reasons I hate sunday but I noticed that Jehovah witness does nt use dos loud speaker 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Euckybaby(f): 2:39pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Not all pastors 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Ray360: 2:40pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Op... who forced you to church? are you a toddler not to know if to go to church or not? pastors and evangelists screaming into mics is not new! the laity is not that gullible to fall for anything like you erroneously highlighted . stop bashing pastors! stay in your house if you don't want to go to church. 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by IME1: 2:40pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
make you na leave pastor matter you na don dey join comedians laff on top pastor matter why u no pik another profession calling talk pastor pastor pastor even pastor pikin go dey join u na dey laff e no dey relevant weda ur pastor dey break bottle or na 4 by 4 no be all pastors join
meanwhile i saw this on my 'senior' cousin's page and i tot to share: Prevent yourself & your spouse from diabetes. A couple that have been married for 20yrs were recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed that they both contacted the disease as a result of the names they call each other such as honey, sweety, sugar, sweetheart and chocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro, bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu, pakurumo e.t.c........ Don't laugh alone share with friends Happy new month. May this month be a month of laughter for you. Amen. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mishydoo(m): 2:43pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
searching4love:
They are theives
They are God of gullible Men
They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains
They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ
They are going to hell
They are fraudsters
They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation
They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury
They build schools which most of their church members can't afford
They are proud bastards
They call themselves gate keeper of Hell
They use Juju to perform miracles
They smoke and drink privately
They commit adultery
They twist the Bible
Say no to biblical scammers [size=17pt]One Pastor killed my patient.Told her to stop taking her HIV meds and drink holy water.she died the next week after 3weeks of drinkin fake holy water[/size] |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:48pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mishydoo:
[size=17pt]One Pastor killed my patient.Told her to stop taking her HIV meds and drink holy water.she died the next week after 3weeks of drinkin fake holy water[/size] That's the situation we find ourselves in. People worship pastors and fail to use their brains. Many brainwashed goons on this thread ready to attack you and i |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by missionmex(m): 2:49pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Abosi31:  Source: http://www.escapedmydiary..de/2015/03/the-beef-with-nigerian-pastors.html?m=1
Before I begin, I would want to state categorically, that I am not an atheist, I was born into a Christian home, and till now I still believe the world didn’t come about by some silly Big Bang Theory.
Over the weekend I attended two churches; the one a friend dragged me to on Saturday evening, and then on Sunday evening, Assemblies of God Church, my family church. I noticed some things which I didn’t like, and I’m sure the other worshippers did not like them too, but they had become used to them over time.
This is the blog, well, so I’ll just bare my mind here. The reason why it’s ‘Nigerian’ pastors on the title up ahead is because yours faithfully has never attended church service outside the country. So I’m quite assuming only Nigerian pastors do the following.
#1. Screaming into Microphones:
Oga, there’s a reason why the thing is called a microphone. It is to be talked into, or even whispered into (if your voice as loud as mine). There’s no need to shout into the mike. It pains the ears of the worshippers close to the speakers. And then, we all end up leaving church with our ears ringing. The worst part is when you people now scream in tongues during general prayers, unto God- with mike! Shey God will not hear you if you don’t use the mike? Haba!
#2. Breaking Bottles on our Heads:
Have you ever sat in a church and the pastor, during his sermon speaks grammar that makes you lose anointing? Jeez, me too! A pastor will go like: “Go to the extreme end, and call that sister. That demon has to be pursued out now-now!” The demon in the instance will even begin to laugh seriously. One thing that pains me is that these pastors have no regard most times for us, they don’t mind breaking our heads with those unscrupulous grammar and pronunciations, because they're operating from cloud nine. Make una calm down, thank you.
#3. Staying on one Prayer Point for too long:
I personally detest this. Some pastors will make a simple prayer like, ‘God bless my family’ and turn it into a marathon race. They will stay on one topic for hours, and ginger and ginger us not to stop. It gets boring oh, Pastor. We are Nigerians and we get bored easily.
#4. Asking for too much:
I don’t mean financially this time. Some pastors are like some of our presidential candidates. They are born dictators and control freaks, and only hide behind the pulpit to force us to do things. I personally don’t like when a pastor says: “Walk to fifty-five people and welcome them to service this morning.” It causes problems for ushers as the church becomes rowdy. Also, some pastors like their congregation to repeat every sentence they say fourteen times, or obey every single order to the smallest detail. How will a pastor tell us: “Lift up your right hand and place it on your left breast, then put your left hand under your right shoulder. The anointing is about to flow.”? (Okay I'm exaggerating again), but how on earth are we supposed to pull that off?
#5. Ending every Sermon with Seed-Sowing:
Aha. I put this one last because it's the one you've been expecting to see. These days, even a sermon on how saints will be ruptured on the last day ends with certain pastors making alter calls for people interested in sowing seeds. This is after the church has collected like three times offering already oh. You should stop this oh. Sometimes we your congregation get milked in service to the extent that we also use our transport money to sow a seed. We really humans oh.
If my dear Nigerian pastors can resolve all these, then maybe my beef with them will reduce small. Abi no be so?
Meanwhile welcome to March guys! March on!
culled from : http://www.escapedmydiary..de/2015/03/the-beef-with-nigerian-pastors.html?m=1
you are on your own on this one. 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by vjsmiles: 2:51pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: And you just sit there obeying everything.
That was how one time I went to a church with my cousin during the holidays and the pastor was preaching endlessly.
Hunger don dey fire me as I no chop before I comot house.
Service started at seven and it was already 10 with no sign of its end at all. I was feeling very dizzy and so I decided to go outside and rest in the car and maybe probably find something to eat outside before I faint there.
Immediately I stood up and was walking towards the back door I heard a loud cry.
"And that is one of the demons over there! They can appear in different forms,,this one is looking calm and presentable,,ushers bring him forward"
They brought me forward to the pastor and I was really confused on what to say.
My shouts of "i'm not a demon! I'm not a demon o" aggravated the whole issue.
If you see SLAP!
I just kept dumb and let them continue with their prayers.
I never went to that church with my cousin again. THIS MADE MY DAY BRO! 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Ray360: 2:52pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Op... who forced you to church? are you a toddler not to know if to go to church or not? pastors and evangelists screaming into mics is not new! you jump like a grasshopper in hailing worldly musicians when they scream gibberish but find it offensive when pastors scream also, you pick grammatical errors of pastors because you are too carnal to overlook that and concentrate on what GOd is trying to say through them the laity is not that gullible to fall for anything like you erroneously highlighted . stop bashing pastors! stay in your house if you don't want to go to church. this thread is baseless 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:54pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
messpero90: listen u dis dickhead op, u re so childish in ur thought, IF d pastors re nt suppose 2 scream with d microphone den y is musicians shouting their lungs out while singing? do u even know d importance of seed sowing in ur life? anyway when ure rich as i am u will undastand, why will u eva pick out d grammatical error of pastors at all? as if ure perfect in english. ur mates re getting d blessings from d message, "u are recieving curses. nd let me tell u wen a pastor stay lng on a prayer point, he is being led by d holy ghost so u dnt question wat u dnt understand. so pls little kid just focus on ur goals in life nd dnt argue wat u dnt undastand. 4 d ways of men are nt d ways of GOD. Ogbeni sharrap. FOH |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
messpero90: listen u dis dickhead op, u re so childish in ur thought, IF d pastors re nt suppose 2 scream with d microphone den y is musicians shouting their lungs out while singing? do u even know d importance of seed sowing in ur life? anyway when ure rich as i am u will undastand, why will u eva pick out d grammatical error of pastors at all? as if ure perfect in english. ur mates re getting d blessings from d message, "u are recieving curses. nd let me tell u wen a pastor stay lng on a prayer point, he is being led by d holy ghost so u dnt question wat u dnt understand. so pls little kid just focus on ur goals in life nd dnt argue wat u dnt undastand. 4 d ways of men are nt d ways of GOD. Sowing seeds to god of men does absolutely nothing in ur life. Quote me: NOTHING! It neither makes u rich nor poor, ok. U better use dt money to help the less privileged around u. Staying too long on a prayer point is useless too. Jesus taught dt God does not hear u because of ur vain repititions If u r led by d Holy Spirit u should display his virtues and one of such is excellence. It is not bad if u brush up ur English to acceptable standards as an ambassador. Finally we dont want to know how rich u r. Take dt info to ur family members in ur village 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 2:59pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
ChokolateBoss:
Ogbeni sharrap. FOH mcheew u dnt even hav anytin 2 say. 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
searching4love:
They are theives
They are God of gullible Men
They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains
They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ
They are going to hell
They are fraudsters
They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation
They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury
They build schools which most of their church members can't afford
They are proud bastards
They call themselves gate keeper of Hell
They use Juju to perform miracles
They smoke and drink privately
They commit adultery
They twist the Bible
Say no to biblical scammers Guy small small make GOD no vex for you because of your utterance |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:01pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Bobbysworld28:
Sowing seeds to god of men does absolutely nothing in ur life. Quote me: NOTHING! It neither makes u rich nor poor, ok. U better use dt money to help the less privileged around u. Staying too long on a prayer point is useless too. Jesus taught dt God does not hear u because of ur vain repititions If u r led by d Holy Spirit u should display his virtues and one of such is excellence. It is not bad if u brush up ur English to acceptable standards as an ambassador.
Finally we dont want to know how rich u r. Take dt info to ur family members in ur village LOL. just go and read,understand and medidate on d word of GOD. 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:02pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Ekeke1: Who wrote dis? u need some Jesus in ur life. hw many do you have in your own life |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Abosi31(m): 3:02pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Ekeke1: Who wrote dis? u need some Jesus in ur life. lol. Not just "some" Jesus. Na "all the Jesus" olodo. 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Slimmos(m): 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
searching4love:
They are theives
They are God of gullible Men
They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains
They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ
They are going to hell
They are fraudsters
They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation
They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury
They build schools which most of their church members can't afford
They are proud bastards
They call themselves gate keeper of Hell
They use Juju to perform miracles
They smoke and drink privately
They commit adultery
They twist the Bible
Say no to biblical scammers i dey feel u bros.. but u know insult women dis time |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Kingklent: Guy small small make GOD no vex for you because of your utterance God is love. He his not like these thieves that call themselves Christians |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Slimmos(m): 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
searching4love:
They are theives
They are God of gullible Men
They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains
They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ
They are going to hell
They are fraudsters
They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation
They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury
They build schools which most of their church members can't afford
They are proud bastards
They call themselves gate keeper of Hell
They use Juju to perform miracles
They smoke and drink privately
They commit adultery
They twist the Bible
Say no to biblical scammers i dey feel u bros.. but u know insult women dis time, abi u don forgive them |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
messpero90: listen u dis dickhead op, u re so childish in ur thought, IF d pastors re nt suppose 2 scream with d microphone den y is musicians shouting their lungs out while singing? do u even know d importance of seed sowing in ur life? anyway when ure rich as i am u will undastand, why will u eva pick out d grammatical error of pastors at all? as if ure perfect in english. ur mates re getting d blessings from d message, "u are recieving curses. nd let me tell u wen a pastor stay lng on a prayer point, he is being led by d holy ghost so u dnt question wat u dnt understand. so pls little kid just focus on ur goals in life nd dnt argue wat u dnt undastand. 4 d ways of men are nt d ways of GOD. which church do you attend |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:09pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Kingklent: which church do you attend christ embassy. and so |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Abosi31(m): 3:10pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
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Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Lionhearted: 3:10pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
This remind me of my service year in Edo.
The church I went to then is apparently fond of offerings. At least five offerings if I remembered right.
You will dance and dance and dance to the front for each offering.
But I don't succumb to such. Only one offering each Sunday is enough for me. The rest I will just sit alone while the whole church is dancing their way to the front. Three sundays of doing that some other people started doing like me.
Needless to say the Pastor came to see me in my lodge saying "Corper pls stop doing like this. You are encouraging others to do so too" 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:11pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
messpero90: christ embassy. and so are you a born again christian |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by coolestca(m): 3:14pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
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