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Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Abosi31(m): 3:17pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Kingklent:na MFM basterd na |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Ishilove: 3:17pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Ahhhh, you can lie for Africa... 3 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:20pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Bobbysworld28:I sincerely wish I could give you a million likes, you hit the nail on the head. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by nemelu123(m): 3:23pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] if u don't like it, stay at ur damn house cus we enjoy it all |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Ishilove: 3:24pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Abosi31:Crap. You're on your own. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Kingklent:well im a born again christian but dat does nt make me a perfect human. 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by ask4bk(m): 3:30pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Those of us who belong to the first ever church since Christ don't see most of these points mentioned. Proudly Catholic 3 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by holyokoto(m): 3:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Abosi31: Hope you are not referring to Oyedepo? |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mhizkel(f): 3:34pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Op u forgot to include d part where Some pastors will ask u to hold d hands of a member near u for a special prayer point..I pity u if u by mistake go hold hands of person wey be lyk HULK HOGAN... I tink u know d rest 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mishydoo(m): 3:39pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
searching4love: [size=16pt]THEIR PORTION WILL BE THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL IF THERS ANYTHN LYK DAT....I PRAY,FOR THEIR VICTIMS.[/size] |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by daveP(m): 3:43pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:jeez! (falls from bunk bed, opens mouth to cackle but no sound exits, but he still cackles) (imagines how John Cena's "attitude adjustment" would fit the pastors head) lemme recall also, wait... You mean them call you daemon? I recall going for a extended family prayer on a hill. We finished prayer and we sat to greet ourselves. Meanwhile a group had started prayer 20mins before we were through. They werent praying as the "woli" wanted so he blurted out in anger.... Woli: (in hungry-man size exasperation of anger) Ma sepe fun gbogbo yin o.(il curse all of you o) And il back it up with my annointing!! They were afraid and as we left, their voices rrrrrooooosee up to heaven aspa they no wan chop curse. My aunt told me "That's not a man of God atall!!! (wondering and pondering) wait dee, them call you daemon 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
in developed countries, there are strict acoustic regulations that auditoria like churches, mosques etc must meet for sound absorption and transmission. you will pass a church without knowing anything is happening. no matter how loud a preacher shouts into the mic, it does not affect the ears adversely. pastors spend so much building churches but think paying acoustic specialiats is a waste. building regulatory agencies also dont help matters either, just like our president they dont give a damn. 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Achilies(m): 3:53pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
No 3 is a big no no for me. Prayers should not take more than 5 minutes. And it should be done in a matured and respectable way. No need repeating yourself over and over all in the name of praying long and hard. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by elantraceey(f): 4:06pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: Lmao Hope you rolled on the floor |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:You funny die! The part 'this one is looking calm and presentable' got me rolling off my bed. Hahahahahahaha |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Junipero: 4:24pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Saw a video of Pst.Chris firing invisible-fireballs at the congregation. He was like : "You want some? You really want some? Collect the annointing!!" . The congregation kept falling over their seats each time he spread his hands in a 'firing' motion. This is not Dragonball Z nor Street Fighter, Pastors please una no be Goku nor Piccolo nor M.Bison nor Liu Kang. 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by aminae: 4:24pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
valmunich: MY DEAR DO NOT LET THAT STOP U FRM SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT RELIGION, THE BIBLE SAYS SEARCH AND YOU WILL FIND. WE HAVE SO MANY FALSE PROPHET BUT KEEP ON SEARCHING AND BACK IT UP WITH PRAYER GOD WILL REWARD YOUR SEARCH.! 2 Likes |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mishydoo:Am not saying you lied but go through what you typed perhaps you might see what to edit. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
messpero90:Your message would have been meaningful and correcting but for calling him a 'dickhead'. That was uncalled for. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Abosi31(m): 4:38pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
holyokoto: He was the one?? Ohhhh. . .I'm so afraid. . . 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by valmunich(m): 4:39pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
aminae:Sorry missy, have heard this crap thousands of times. I've gotten to discover that earthly lives can be more joyful, meaningful and "healthy" when not lived within narrow limits set by faith-related concerns for the state of an individual's soul However, God is dead to his own generation of men and women , killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift away from faith towards rationalism and morality. i 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by aminae: 4:47pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
I STILL BEG YOU TO SEARCH AND PRAY TO GOD HE WILL HELP YOU, THIS LIFE IS NOT THE REAL LIFE, THE REAL LIFE IS YET TO COME. GOD'S WILL IS FOR EVERYMAN TO COME TO AN ACCURATE KNOWLDGE OF HIM, PLS HAVE A RETHINK AND SEARCH MORE, THE RIGHT RELIGION MAY BE AROUND YOU WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT. valmunich: 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:50pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lionhearted:I remember how one particular woman went about solving 'problem' of multiple offerings in my church while growing up. She would simply come to church with coins, plenty of that. She was undetered even when aluminium trays were brought. You would hear those coins as they dropped into the trays while she gladly danced her way back to her seat. She didn't send nobody, even the pastors knew her. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:52pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mhizkel:Hahahahahahaha. Na wa! |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mhizkel(f): 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Cityguy:I'm tellin u |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Sorry oh |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mhizkel:That one is HUGGING Hulk Hogan! I've been there. Hahahahahaha. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Mishydoo(m): 5:06pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Cityguy:Am nt sayin ur a Dum.bass but why nt ask questions bro,ppl get lost in my statements atimes. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Revolva(m): 5:10pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Nigerian pastors are hustlers and big businessmen.....thats all I know....ok church na office for naija 1 Like |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Cityguy: 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Mishydoo:Are you done? Or is it that you are just incorrigible? If people get lost in your statements, it probably means you don't communicate and need to check ur processing unit for coherence. What I referred you to doesn't merit your tantrumic ejaculations and abuse. You alleged your person was told to take something else rather than recommended drugs and died A WEEK after. Yet you claimed she took it 3 WEEKS! You should be thanking me instead of your rant. |
Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by chacoonder(m): 5:30pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Dude, u cracked me up so badly...lols |
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