CloneX:
"We're just friends"

Bro!

PunkyBrewster:
Well, I was starting to date this guy, many years ago. So one day he invited me to come watch a movie at his flat. It was my 1st time there, mind you. Anyway, the dude started getting all touchy feely with me as we sat side by side on the sofa. I was very nervous so I asked him where the bathroom was, hoping it would distract him & give me more time to compose myself.

As I sat on the toilet, my eyes caught something sticking out of his laundry basket. I went closer & realised that it was a bra. The lying douche have told me that he didn't have a girlfriend & that he was living there alone, so there was no logical reason for him to have a bra lying around. Unless of course he was a cross dresser!

Oh, I knew he wouldn't be sexing ME up after such a discovery. I don't beat around the bush, so I asked him straight up whose bra it was. He didn't have much time to think up a convincing lie, so he just blurted out that it was HIS! Like, 4real!? I left without saying another word.

I later found out that he was either married or was living with this person, but his lady was not there fulltime because her job had her transferred to another province. She must have been visiting & left, by the time I was next on the stud's new mission. Mission. .IMPOSSIBLE

So his sister cannot forget her bra in his house abi?

Beamborla:
What of the one you told your ex?

naijaboiy:

So his sister cannot forget her bra in his house abi?

PunkyBrewster:


Why create him a fake sister now? Like I said, he had a live in love! No ghost sister.

I cant create,,i'm not God.

If you wanted to shag him you would have. You didn't need those excuses.

naijaboiy:

I cant create,,i'm not God.

If you wanted to shag him you would have. You didn't need those excuses.

PunkyBrewster:
Well, I was starting to date this guy, many years ago. So one day he invited me to come watch a movie at his flat. It was my 1st time there, mind you. Anyway, the dude started getting all touchy feely with me as we sat side by side on the sofa. I was very nervous so I asked him where the bathroom was, hoping it would distract him & give me more time to compose myself.

As I sat on the toilet, my eyes caught something sticking out of his laundry basket. I went closer & realised that it was a bra. The lying douche have told me that he didn't have a girlfriend & that he was living there alone, so there was no logical reason for him to have a bra lying around. Unless of course he was a cross dresser!

Oh, I knew he wouldn't be sexing ME up after such a discovery. I don't beat around the bush, so I asked him straight up whose bra it was. He didn't have much time to think up a convincing lie, so he just blurted out that it was HIS! Like, 4real!? I left without saying another word.

I later found out that he was either married or was living with this person, but his lady was not there fulltime because her job had her transferred to another province. She must have been visiting & left, by the time I was next on the stud's new mission. Mission. .IMPOSSIBLE

Women....always interrupting a man's konji

For all we know he could be a bra collector

Ipledge:
tell me ur lies,

OohMpa:




Women....always interrupting a man's konji

For all we know he could be a bra collector

Beamborla:

I don't like money

PunkyBrewster:


My libido flopped like a poorly done soufflé after realising he was a two timing swine. I've got standards & boundaries. I don't boink liars. So that was enough reason for me to leave him nursing his D.

And you haven't lied yourself?

He's just one out of the many guys who have lied to you and still shagged you

Ipledge:
and ur bf believe

You are my only gf,that's my worst lie

naijaboiy:


And you haven't lied yourself?

He's just one out of the many guys who have lied to you and still shagged you

naijaboiy:

I cant create,,i'm not God.

If you wanted to shag him you would have. You didn't need those excuses.

PunkyBrewster:


Correction, he didn't shag me. Maybe he shagged himself though after I left him with blue balls. Who knows? Who cares?

Btw, I haven't been with that many guys ?

I feel my nose growing? Is it showing? Kikikiki

@bolded you're funny in a sexy type of way

He didn't shag you but other guys who have lied had.

Pinocchio

naijaboiy:

@bolded you're funny in a sexy type of way

He didn't shag you but other guys who have lied had.

Pinocchio

PunkyBrewster:


They got lucky, for if I knew *cocks pistol*

You cant turn back the hands of the clock

So what are the lies you've told to stop a guy from shagging you

Beamborla:

Lol...
I've never said that to anyone.

My dumbest lie? what lie can that be...
Gaskiya! I'm not sure I've told any dumb lie

naijaboiy:

You cant turn back the hands of the clock

So what are the lies you've told to stop a guy from shagging you