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World Sperm Day Celebration by collarfreak(m): 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
Today is Sperm Appreciation Day, lets have a Moment of Silence in Honour of those children who were not born But were......1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action,2. Thrown away in a Condom,3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,4. Dropped on someone's breast and died in tissue paper,5. Slipped on someone's hips and lost with water..6. And many more untold incidents. ...Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!! You are a Sperm That Survived!! You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others perished.So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm... You can make it in Life too!! I wish u all the best. I made it

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Re: World Sperm Day Celebration by Slimzjoe(m): 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2015
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Re: World Sperm Day Celebration by Enegod(m): 4:15pm On Mar 09, 2015
Is it proper to ask a lady how many sperm samples she has taken since today is sperm day celebration cheesy
Re: World Sperm Day Celebration by collarfreak(m): 4:25pm On Mar 09, 2015
Enegod:
Is it proper to ask a lady how many sperm samples she has taken since today is sperm day celebration cheesy
Naso my brother
Re: World Sperm Day Celebration by Nobody: 4:33pm On Mar 09, 2015
So today is world sperm day? No wonder I've been feeling some "rejoicing" down there. . .
Re: World Sperm Day Celebration by Nobody: 4:36pm On Mar 09, 2015
me too o. expect population growth if this continues with every body

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