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When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 5:52pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation? 1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully 2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!' 3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!' 4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!' Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all You can share yours! 77 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Dioxidane: 5:55pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though... A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)... FTC!! 139likes and counting?!? Issoryt... If some persons were me, they would have started dancing 'SHOKI' on this thread and dedicating it to who knows what... What would I do now ooo Make una suggest abeg... 201 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Dioxidane: 5:58pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
... 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by cyprianlah(m): 5:59pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Who can ever understand the feminine?? i say nobody! 7 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Cutehector(m): 6:05pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be 73 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by xpac01(m): 6:07pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:Urrm, ladies thing sha. But try again later. |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:14pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
cyprianlah:My guy, you can't just understand them 3 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Tapout(m): 6:15pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dioxidane: now I sabi say blessing dey also follow person from village only if what you posted is true 38 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:Hehehe...konji fit show u shege o! 3 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Cutehector(m): 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol its not today konji has been showin me shege buh i dnt hav any choice dan to live wit it. I just dnt wana hav any regrets should I get laid 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:21pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dioxidane:My guy, make we leave story for Crown FM abeg! 17 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by cyprianlah(m): 6:23pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:25pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
cyprianlah:For where? Whosai!!! 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:29pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:Shuo! E mean say u nor dey fiok? Guy u dey try o! 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Cutehector(m): 6:32pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol guy, u nor go understand. Na God finally, no be by my power 4 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 6:35pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Cutehector:I like ur courage sha. Sex is just overrated! 5 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Cutehector(m): 6:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:very. 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 6:44pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Monday Evening Lamentations! |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 6:46pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
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Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by cutieberie1(f): 6:50pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
lol.. |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
It means she's friendly, not her problem if you're an erotomaniac. 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by silvernus0: 6:57pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
if she givs u any of dis nd stil u cldnt woo her den go check urself ,u r 2forward or u lack d aproach 4 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:11pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:1. Is it now a crime to be nice to people? If I see you and I greet u, it doesn't mean I want to sleep wit u, the way u guy misinterprete signals at times makes me wonder if the only thing u think about wen u see a girl is just dat hole beneth her legs 2. If I see fine boy for street is it now a crime to look at him? 3. She was bored and wanted to spice herself up, u provided assistance and when she felt satisfied, she decided to take her leave. Sorry u here, used ur over charged konji stricken dic.k to try out another girl. 4. Some guys are naturally funny, u just can't stop laughing when you're around dem, but that shouldn't translate to mean that you're giving him green light. Or is it now a crime to laugh at ur funny jokes again? 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 7:28pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha:Some gurls make it so obvious! Stop flirting with a guy when you don't want intimacy! You gat it? 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 7:30pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
silvernus0:I boldly and confidently say it to you that you are lying 5 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 7:32pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
PunkyBrewster:**Am searching for a dictionary** 6 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Nobody: 7:35pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney: LOL, it means a delusional person that believes someone is in love with them if they're being nice/friendly. 2 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by cyprianlah(m): 7:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney: Lol...u need to buy d book to understand women Na about 10million pages Before u go read am finish, u dn old 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 7:50pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
PunkyBrewster:But you and I know for sure that some gurls take it over the bar! They like to flirt with guys. The fact is that you end up gaining nothing. 1 Like |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by LewisO: 7:54pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
[size=15pt]That number 3 mak any girl no tryam with me o, na wahala, u go come waka leave me and ham. Hmmm, Na to follow you and your boyfriend go o. [/size] 6 Likes |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by Rapmoney(m): 9:31pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
LewisO:Okay. |
Re: When A Lady Gives You A Fake 'Green Light' by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:10pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Rapmoney:And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it? 14 Likes |
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