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I Persive Danger Comming by calibet(m): 4:45am On Jan 15, 2009
someone pls help me before it is late cos i am begining to suspect that my girlfriend is a mamaid too beautiful that i cant resist her "HEAT" AT LEAST 4 TIMES A DAY .
someone should beter tell her not to leave me cos if she do then i suppose nairaland will find one of his member DEAD I MEAN DEAD.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by TOYOSI20(f): 4:51am On Jan 15, 2009
Dont u mean a mermaid??
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 4:52am On Jan 15, 2009
Oh yeah I know her. We were at the weekly Mermaids and Witches Conference  (MWC) last night. It was a blast!! I hear your blood will be offered next week . . . oops!

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/pwahaha[/img]

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Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Magz(m): 4:54am On Jan 15, 2009
@ DaPhoenix, you really like that New yORK picture, eh? I see it is very fitting.

@ Poster,
what on Earth are you talking about, bro? undecided
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 4:56am On Jan 15, 2009
Magz:

@ DaPhoenix, you really like that New yORK picture, eh? I see it is very fitting.

She's my girl.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Magz(m): 4:59am On Jan 15, 2009
DaPhoenix:

She's my girl.

Say it isn't so! grin
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:00am On Jan 15, 2009
Magz:

Say it isn't so! grin

lol
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by bluespice(f): 5:05am On Jan 15, 2009
poster i could help u solve ur miseries

go jump in a lake! angry
nansense, when i say ladies must be blind to hook up with some things they call me caustic-tongued
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:07am On Jan 15, 2009
bluespice:

poster i could help u solve ur miseries

go jump in a lake! angry
nansense, when i say ladies must be blind to hook up with some things they call me caustic-tongued

NO!! He has to save his blood for us. I'm in need of some fresh blood lol.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by bluespice(f): 5:20am On Jan 15, 2009
there u go poster,
do the world a lot of good and submit urself to my blood thirsty sister
tho i doubt with ur level of intelligence how effective a thirst quencher it will be
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:22am On Jan 15, 2009
bluespice:

there u go poster,
do the world a lot of good and submit urself to my blood thirsty sister
tho i doubt with ur level of intelligence how effective a thirst quencher it will be

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Re: I Persive Danger Comming by SHENANIGAN(m): 5:23am On Jan 15, 2009
Why are you all hating on the poor dude sad sad
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:27am On Jan 15, 2009
SHENANIGAN:

Why are you all hating on the poor dude sad sad

WTF?!! Hating?! What is there to hate? I know your favorite rap artist uses that word a lot but I suggest you learn how and when to use that word properly.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by SHENANIGAN(m): 5:33am On Jan 15, 2009
Favorite rap artist shocked shocked I don't even listen to rap and pls don't tell me what words to use because you not my English teacher.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by bluespice(f): 5:33am On Jan 15, 2009
oi shenanigan! angry
when u say hating note the parties at play
how can i be hating on . . . .
ill reserve my comments
angry angry angry angry
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:34am On Jan 15, 2009
SHENANIGAN:

Favorite rap artist shocked  shocked I don't even  listen to rap and  pls don't tell me what words to use because you not my English teacher.

The hell I ain't because you would have never passed my class lol
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Magz(m): 5:35am On Jan 15, 2009
rotfl ;d
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Moonstone(f): 5:35am On Jan 15, 2009
4 times a day? What da heck are you?
Dude, I suggest if she is that beautiful, you should learn to be a second boyfy because men will chase after her in numerous numbers. Buckle your belt sha.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by SHENANIGAN(m): 5:36am On Jan 15, 2009
Oh while!! is it hurts you'll that I used the word "hating" then you'll can bite me for all I care.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Treetop20(m): 5:38am On Jan 15, 2009
when did it become
a crime to have a cute girlfriend?
brov you are just insecure
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by DaPhoenix(f): 5:39am On Jan 15, 2009
SHENANIGAN:

Oh while!! is it hurts you'll that I used the word "hating" then you'll can bite me for all I care.

See why you wouldn't have passed? What the heck did you just post?

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Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Moonstone(f): 5:40am On Jan 15, 2009
Treetop20:

brov you are just insecure
I doubt it's insecurity. I'm sure he knows she's slipping away. Maybe he's not treating her right. One thing I looooooooove about Nigerian men is that they know how to let go of the good things in their lives. They are gifted at breaking up with girls that are meant for them.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Treetop20(m): 5:42am On Jan 15, 2009
Moonstone:

I doubt it's insecurity. I'm sure he knows she's slipping away. Maybe he's not treating her right. One thing I looooooooove about Nigerian men is that they know how to let go of the good things in their lives. They are gifted at breaking up with girls that are meant for them.
lol, what makes you say that?
i think men in general tend to take
good women for granted and whine about it
later when they haven't got it
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by SHENANIGAN(m): 5:42am On Jan 15, 2009
Hey J-Girl how you take know all that nah grin
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Nobody: 5:42am On Jan 15, 2009
Moonstoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@post
perceive?
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Magz(m): 5:43am On Jan 15, 2009
Moonstone:

One thing I looooooooove about Nigerian men is that they know how to let go of the good things in their lives. They are gifted at breaking up with girls that are meant for them.

Wow
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by bluespice(f): 5:43am On Jan 15, 2009
lol moonstone its nuffin of the sort,
he is insecure and immature
so cos a girl leaves u, next thing is commit suicide?
pardon me but since when did Nigerians start dying for love? grin grin grin
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Moonstone(f): 5:47am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

Moonstoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yes ma!
Treetop20:

lol, what makes you say that?
i think men in general tend to take
good women for granted and whine about it
later when they haven't got it

Yeah they take women for granted and whine when they misbehave and let it go. Have you ever wondered why it is that so many guys come on NL begging us to help them beg their gfs or asking questions on how to get back their exes? It is a curse.
SHENANIGAN:

Hey J-Girl how you take know all that nah grin
Is it not your people? You sef, you must know that I'm somewhat right. At least MOST of you do that.
bluespice:

lol moonstone its nuffin of the sort,
he is insecure and immature
so cos a girl leaves u, next thing is commit suicide?
pardon me but since when did Nigerians start dying for love? grin grin grin
Ah ahn - please leave him now! When he commits suicide, it's not as if we will notice, abi? When someone stops showing up on NL, you tend to think he's just tired of it and is busier with his work. cheesy
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Nobody: 5:48am On Jan 15, 2009
This thread has been nominated as the most bleeped up thread.better don't commit suicide.
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Treetop20(m): 5:48am On Jan 15, 2009
Moonstone:

Yes ma!Yeah they take women for granted and whine when they misbehave and let it go. Have you ever wondered why it is that so many guys come on NL begging us to help them beg their gfs or asking questions on how to get back their exes? It is a curse. Is it not your people? You sef, you must know that I'm somewhat right. At least MOST of you do that. Ah ahn - please leave him now! When he commits suicide, it's not as if we will notice, abi? When someone stops showing up on NL, you tend to think he's just tired of it and is busier with his work.  cheesy
generally i reckon a lot of people
tend not to understand what they've got
until they haven't got it anymore
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by bluespice(f): 5:50am On Jan 15, 2009
commmeeeeet!
i say commeeeeet!
oniranu alailojuti *rolls eyes*
Re: I Persive Danger Comming by Sapphic: 5:51am On Jan 15, 2009
@ Poster,

Why wait? Just kill yourself now. Nairaland is overpopulated as it is. I doubt you will be missed. Rubbish. . . Shiorr. angry

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