falconey:
Even to be a prof you don't need 16things.

So what does he need ?

SuperSuave:
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Orijin101:
And i don dey sleep already ooo b4 diz nepa bring light...

ItsAnderson:
1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her
she's cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not
"cute." This means she wants you to make her feel like she's
Gisele even though she's tiny.

2. Also "tiny" is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae —
whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter
(unless you've cleared it with her and she's down with that
nickname).

3. Please don't ask to pick her up. She isn't a puppy or a baby.
She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her
up, she'll most likely run and jump on you like she's reenacting
a scene from The Notebook.
4. She doesn't discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her
eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at
being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-
foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/son.

5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality.
There's a good chance your petite new love interest is a
"firecracker," as some say, which will make you love her even
more.

6. You'll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your
neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the
crick in your neck that you'll probably get once in a while.

7. Don't underestimate her. She's small but she's probably
tougher than you.

8. Don't rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like
her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the
weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a
motorcycle helmet, if you're that kind of guy). The arm on her
head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.

9. She likes being little. Don't make it sound like a bad thing.
After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking
ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous.

10. If you keep things where she can't reach them, she will make
you get them. Every time. So please don't put her shit on a high
shelf.

11. She will always be in high heels, so don't expect to be able
to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of
walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can
at least wear a wedge.

12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the
window of your apartment that you're locked out of. So, on the
off chance that you left your window open, she's got this and
you'll be chilling on your couch in no time.

13. Hold her hand. Always. It's actually pretty scary to be lost in
a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don't let
go.

14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be
prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you're
sitting down. Then it's much easier to communicate.

15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost
any position you want when you're fooling around. Think
Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be
your reality.

16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She'll be the yin to your
yang and all will be right in the world.

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a37511/things-to-know-before-dating-a-short-girl/?mag=cos&click=yr

Jezyfreezman:
3 0rijin 4 u dawg

Orijin101:

Jezyfreezman:


Fvck


U drunk already dawg

tosyne2much:
hahaha

Lemme go and compile a counter thread

Orijin101:

k

OohMpa:
No more short girls....

The last short girl ooh Mpa met wants to tasted ooh Mpa and couldn't leach....
Ooh Mpa said "Go to bed and stand on it", she went and couldn't leach......
Ooh Mpa then places a stool on the bed and said "Stand on it", she did but leach small....
Ooh Mpa finally now put small pillow for stool, she stand and she come reach......


Painful expelience

Weyrey

Olutola88:
I think there should be a better expression than “COMPILE a counter thread”

valmunich:
Why is it 'em short girls get mad at every slightest thing¿

Enegod:
17. Short girls are always the last to know when its raining