Top 10 ways to breakup with your Girlfriend...
10. "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so
you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!"
09. "How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
08. "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!"
07. "So now you're drinking coke that has another
man's name on it, better go and find him because
it's over between us."
06. "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids."
Itz over
05. "I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not
patient." Leave my presence
04. "Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know I support PDP? It's over!"
03. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you
want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!"
02. "I told you I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!"
01. "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I? Park your things." Na joke oooooo

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All these recycle bin post. See this post tooo many times already.