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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by HARDDON: 9:34pm On Mar 15, 2015
quivah:
wow true that! all are simply irritating.. but I really hate no2

..
no 8 is just.... gosh!

shocked shocked

******so she've started doing too?

Just as I was thinking of......... angry
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by HARDDON: 9:37pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say

Wow ! U tasted them all? shocked shocked

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by darediamond(m): 9:41pm On Mar 15, 2015
Eeh see sometin ooo my pipu!!!

Eggo you sure like that thick protein die! Ever wet and dripping "pot" u'll sure have.

Like you as you are though.
EggovinMma:



After holding it in three times grin grin
Once you see your woman is satisfied, the best is to bring your head to climax.
If you continue for long, she will eventually get dry.


But some of you will continue holding your sperm in till the woman starts getting irritatedd.CUM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO BE FEDERAL JOB.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by HARDDON: 9:44pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:



Buhahahahahhahahaa.Not lasting long enough depends o.Once I am satisfied, biko leave my body please.Some guys enjoy holding their sperm in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?

Virus Alert! The Selfish One in the Building!


Properties:

These type r prone to lying like log of wood. Tease Me...please Me, all about ME! Savour d pleasure not knowing how to reciprocate


They strive to offload,once that is achieved, show ends! If u like have groin pains, they're send less

They also program touching time. Call it touching time table . n if she like it slow n steady, better not go fast , they'll push u off


Lastly, if u dare cum b4 them, huge ROW! If u take too long, push OFF !
What wud a man not see?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by harry509: 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
phayvoursky:
SORRY OP THE TOPIC SHOULD BE "MISTAKE APC MEN DO ON BED THAT IRRITATES THEIR WOMEN".


THE PDP MEN KNOW HOW TO PERFECTLY SATISFY THEIR WOMEN.




VOTE GEJ FOR SATISFACTION


u b mumu ooh I swear.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by creamylicious(f): 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
otiigba1:
really? next time can i join in tongue grin
ur bones are failing you. its very rigorous
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
HARDDON:


Virus Alert! The Selfish One in the Building!


Properties:

These type r prone to lying like log of wood. Tease Me...please Me, all about ME! Savour d pleasure not knowing how to reciprocate


They strive to offload,once that is achieved, show ends! If u like have groin pains, they're send less

They also program touching time. Call it touching time table . n if she like it slow n steady, better not go fast , they'll push u off


Lastly, if u dare cum b4 them, huge ROW! If u take too long, push OFF !
What wud a man not see?


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.
You guys are men, please or displease yourself to please us Biko. wink wink
Anyway, Read our body signs and meet up with its demands. Don't over do it either. wink
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by otiigba1(m): 10:01pm On Mar 15, 2015
creamylicious:
ur bones are failing you. its very rigorous
am sure i would be able to handle it, my bones really are very active
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by darediamond(m): 10:04pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMmaaaaaa!!
Haaaaaaa!!!
You try that with me, na your Clitoris go suffer next time oo!

No time for shit oo!
Ago just make amm five five straigth!!
EggovinMma:



It's good na. cheesy
Na to use teeth scratch the kini. So by the time hin they bath, e go gentle dey wash am. grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by creamylicious(f): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2015
otiigba1:
am sure i would be able to handle it, my bones really are very active
ur confidence wavers. I don't believe you
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by quivah(f): 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2015
HARDDON:


shocked shocked

******so she've started doing too?

Just as I was thinking of......... angry
na wah o... can't a girl drop a comment on sexuality without you lots raising eyebrow? gotta be afraid cause people like you know how to deduce people's lifestyle from their posts..

ok..!
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by olasoji1: 10:28pm On Mar 15, 2015
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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by tobie247(m): 11:10pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Liar...ladies will come and will continue straight without giving any sign to pause.
Eyah! U haven't made a lady cum or climax in ur life. If u ever did, u'd have definitely noticed they giv signs wen they cum.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by bigbams24: 11:13pm On Mar 15, 2015
Well there was this article that revealed what more than 50 women hated about sex with men. Here - http://thenakedconvos.com/what-happens-when-50-women-get-together-to-share-their-sex-deal-breakers/
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 11:37pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:



Once I am satisfied, biko leave my body please. grin grin grin

Some guys enjoy holding their sperm in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?

grin grin grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by danbrowndmf(m): 1:05am On Mar 16, 2015
[quote
author=EggovinMma post=31637947]


Buhahahahahhahahaa.Not lasting long enough depends o.Once I am
satisfied, biko leave my body please.Some guys enjoy holding their sperm
in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?[/quote] You This Girl,u Go Like Fuucckk Well well,hv been follown ur thread for a while now.smiley.cheesy
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 4:04am On Mar 16, 2015
lolaxavier:



Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

Him say going to downtown is prohibited by women.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by MzQueen(f): 4:49am On Mar 16, 2015
Looks like it grin
Iamsynord:
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vicben27(m): 8:12am On Mar 16, 2015
EggovinMma:


I don't think so.Depends on the mood , the extent to which you appreciate the person and the art of lovemaking/Bleep itself.It doesnt take much from guys with a good wealth of experience to get a woman to come quick. When the attractions are strong coupled with good mood, kabooooom! !!
I Luv ur type ur so blurnt! U knw wat U want!

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vicben27(m): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2015
Lala247:


An image if wt it looks like ..
Hope kids not on this thread ohhh ...
lol sex don turn madness! Let me dash to mark n get my rope! I hope we don't damage d ceiling lol
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by K9blunt(f): 8:48am On Mar 16, 2015
IYANGBALI:
na dis kind thread dey sweet you grin
yes ke.lol
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by K9blunt(f): 8:52am On Mar 16, 2015
Gynacologist:
hmmmm...whch one annoys u most?
the no pre-intimacy stuf. so so annoying.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Meti99(m): 9:12am On Mar 16, 2015
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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by gilmaro(m): 9:29am On Mar 16, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say
peharps the one's that have come ur way
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 10:31am On Mar 16, 2015
vicben27:
lol sex don turn madness! Let me dash to mark n get my rope! I hope we don't damage d ceiling lol

Lol no i dont think it will damage it cheesy
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by macsilver(m): 10:43am On Mar 16, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say


Hmmm talking from experience yh? who asked u to Bleep many Naija men to come to this conclusion?
Babe I respect ya pushhy... Just playing around ni ooooooo
grin
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by rigarmortis: 10:45am On Mar 16, 2015
the only mistake is not lubricating well with enough stacks of cash.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Fellonigerians: 11:14am On Mar 16, 2015
lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman


So what will the woman do when the man does not make any of these mistakes??
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Frankiedu(m): 11:26am On Mar 16, 2015
darisgod:
Never tell a Nigerian woman her toe is big if you are a stammerer!
Come, na who born u?Abi na Ali Baba and Akpors.U just cranked me up!
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Frankiedu(m): 11:28am On Mar 16, 2015
Chiam55:
cheesy No emotion is kinda sexy. Only I moan and groan and flap about. grin
Flap about,really?Wait oh, u be fish?Just asking politely.

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