Equalizer:
It started like a passing event on February 10 when
residents of Nakisunga Sub-county in Mukono District
witnessed drama. A married man walked into a nearby
bar, gathered his friends and a few patrons that cared
to listen to narrate that morning’s ordeal. As they
sipped on a few pints, their conversation was
punctuated with domestic issues.
Geoffrey Maali Kaigwa, told his friends about how his
wife had become problematic. He walked out of the bar
in Nakisunga, Mukono District, looked around, saw
Rose Nansubuga and caught his breath. They had
never met before. But that was it. Love filled the air
and in four hours, Kaigwa had committed his heart to
Nansubuga. To him, she was the missing better half.
Kaigwa is a 45-year-old businessman who accuses his
wife Joanita Nakubulwa of committing adultery from
which she is alleged to have got two children. As if
that was not enough, he claims Nakubulwa had been
denying him conjugal rights and used to steal money
which was meant to be invested in different family
projects. With this at the back of his mind, he opted for
a charming and younger woman.
“Every man marries for love but my first wife was a
nag,” The jolly groom with bloodshot eyes says,
adding; that he avenged himself on Nakubulwa who he
had spent with almost a decade.
Kaigwa had a traditional marriage ceremony where the
first wife was seen seated quietly in a corner. She
looked lonely and gloomy. Also, some local leaders
such as the LC1 Chairperson Lyton Nabukenya who
doubled as the master of ceremonies However, only the
relatives and friends of the man attended something
that has left the locals puzzled.
The man says...
The soft-spoken 45-year-old runs a small shop and
practices subsistence farming. Kaigwa felt the urge to
enjoy the companionship of a younger woman. A
woman that would be subservient.
“ I have been married to Joan Nakubulwa for almost a
decade and have two children. It has not been a
smooth sail. On February 10 morning, I requested
Nakubulwa to prepare for me breakfast and also wash
my clothes. She refused saying it was my turn to do it
myself. After all, I knew the way to the kitchen and
could do the laundry. She added that she did not have
time for me.”
“I have no time to wash your clothes and you should
get another wife to do all want you want,” she went
on. This irked me.
I left home and gathered my friends at Nakisunga Bar.
I narrated to them my ordeal as we sipped on our
drink. Everyone agreed that I deserved better. This is
the time I recalled there was a young beautiful woman
in the neighbourhood. I had always seen her from a
distance at the shops but had no idea who she was
and what she did.
I had previously met Nakamate, a woman from the
same home as the young woman I secretly admired.
Coincidentally, she was an aunt to the former and I
had taken her contact.
My friends led by Musoke beckoned Nakamate and
asked to speak to the young woman. And behold it
was Rose Nansubuga. He looks at the bride coyly. I felt
excited.

We sat and talked for close to four hours. I asked her
about who she was and where she came from.
Meanwhile, my friends had promised to support me,
financially and morally as long as I wooed her. I
opened up to her about my feelings for her and how
badly I needed a marriage partner. I promised to set up
a business for a better livelihood. She seemed hesitant,
but I stuck to my guns and she yielded. I felt like a
dark cloud had cleared from my sky.

I broke the news to my friends who started shopping
for items such as soda, beer, rice, cartons of mineral
water, meat, matooke and cake. Others hired a music
system and a vehicle to transport us. I did not involve
the girl’s parents because we agreed to stay together. I
plan to do income-generating projects with Nansubuga
because she is hard working. I have already bought
pigs to boost the farming project. However, her grace
period to satisfy my needs is two years. if she turns
out different, I will get another bride.


Bride speaks out...
My name is Rose Nansubuga. I’m 21 years old and
come from Kasana village in Masaka district. I was a
housemaid before meeting Kaigwa, the love of my life. I
left home because I had failed to raise school fees. My
mother did not support my idea of moving to Mukono
but I insisted because Aunt Nakamate lived there. I got
a job as a housemaid and i used to see a stranger
(Kaigwa) passing by our neighbourhood. I did not
know him or his intentions.
One day, Aunt Nakamate’s daughter, Maria told me
about a secret admirer. She used to tell me about the
man but we had never met. On an unsuspecting day,
Kaigwa sent her [Maria] and other two men from the
nearby bar to tell me about his wish to marry me.
We walked to Kaigwa who was at Nakisunga Bar.
Smiling, he told me how he had been watching me and
loved my ways. He also said his first wife had
mistreated him and he wanted to remarry right away. I
had not planned for marriage but compared to the job
I was doing for a meagre pay, I gave in.

I got to know that Kaigwa was married because Maria
talked about his marital status before the ceremony.
My relatives are not happy with my decision. They saw
me in the papers and watched us on TV. They call
warning and asking me to quit the marriage that I will
never have a bright future.


http://www.monitor.co.ug/Magazines/Life/Man-weds-woman--four-hours-meeting/-/689856/2654016/-/rpinwx/-/index.html

Khalessi:
Ugly weds Ugly remixed....

rokiatu:
An't you a little too small to handle it?

is your di...ck big enough?

diddydiva:
beautiful people

stephenqueen:

You saying the opposite

stephenqueen:

Dan wo iwo yo ri pe rere loluwa(try it and u go no jesus is the lord) with the help of tramadol I go handle it,just gimme a trial

Cutehector:
I was already startin to think somethin else dat nigerian girls can do shakara too much until I saw the picture. I burst into lafter.

rokiatu:
Talk is cheap.

diddydiva:
noooooooooooooo

who am i to say the opposite

wristwatch:
When two fools are in love, stupidity is the result they get.

Looking at their pictures shows they look silly.

U had a fight with your wife which is just a simple thing u can fix. She is your helper, not your slave.

Well a yoruba adage says The rod He use in beating his house wife, is waiting for the 2nd wife.

rokiatu:
Talk is cheap.

sallysalsa09:



I KNOW IT CAN EVER BE IN NAIJA WITH ALL DEM MEN FORMING SAMPLING THINGS

Aprime:
Haha
They both look somewhat clueless.

stinggy:
Perfect pairing

esskaay:


Its needless to quote d whole passage to make a point. Its like buying an Acre of land nd building a Self Contain on it.....
Dn't take dis too seriously, we just ere to have fun in *Pato R's* voice
By d way, who read d all passage?

rokiatu:
Love is a beautiful thing. They are so beautiful.

stephenqueen:

see him head like agbon(coconut)

stephenqueen:

see him head like agbon(coconut)

1231awa:

42n8dzydoo:

hahahaha
I photocopy you

africandictator:
i percieve the use of african magic here.op quote me if i am wrong