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A Love Letter By A Chattered Accountant by jimfarayola(m): 7:59am On Mar 20, 2015
In the Journal of my heart, I have written a Journal Entry, Debiting my love & crediting my affection,Now partner, you write the Narration. Your beauty is the Capital of our business, And your eyes are Stock In Trade,Now let us enter into a Transaction, Without providing Depreciation. Your first love I have already indicated, On the Ledger Folio column, Any way, our relations are based on, Double Entry System. Our love is Real & Tangible, Which can be realized, Interest on the same, Can be capitalized. Partner, you are like a Contra Entry, You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side, Both at the same time, Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide. And so my partner now let us Rectify, All our errors & total the Trial Balance, Of our affairs & emotions, Without maintaining any Suspense Account. And any difference in the Trial Balance, In the Balance Sheet of our life, Our children will be Assets & Liabilities, If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?But if we have a boy & a girl, Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,And the Auditor will certify like this, "THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS".
Re: A Love Letter By A Chattered Accountant by ZedX6: 8:04am On Mar 20, 2015
What else does she have to offer?

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