AIRTEL CALL CENTER:

Lady: hello, good morning, thanks for calling AIRTEL customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from?

Me: Hello, good morning, my name is JOHNSON, and I'm calling from PH.

Lady: How may I help you, JOHNSON?

Me: I'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: Is that why you called this customer care service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice...

Lady: Hello, please, we only attend to issues about your AIRTEL line, okay...

Me: Yes o... This is an issue about my AIRTEL line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage.

Lady: Please, I would have to put an end to this call...

Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have your number?

Lady: *raises her voice* "Come, Mr man, I think something is wrong with you... "

Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish?

From today, warn yourself and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily like say am dating AIRTEL...
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Hilarious

Over the bar. Abeg die this old joke.

stale