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Man Marries A Baby. by Esdb3: 4:33pm On Mar 23, 2015
Jesse Nicely paid a poor Florida couple
$1,000 to allow him to marry their 6-
month-old son, Jason. The marriage is not
official as it is illegal to marry babies in
Florida, but according to the parents and
Nicely, they signed a contract that states the
baby is Nicely’s husband and when the child
turns 16 they will be allowed to become
legally married.
“Get them young,” Nicely said. “And raise
them right. I’m going to raise a beautiful,
young gay man who I will have a perfect
relationship with.”
Nicely said he has never been able
to maintain a relationship that lasted longer
than a week and wanted to try a new
approach to finding lasting love. The baby
will live with Nicely three days a week so
he and his young husband can foster a
strong bond and spend the remaining days
with his parents.
“For our honeymoon, I’m taking Jason to
Hawaii,” Nicely said. “I’m going to
teach him to swim and surf and fish for
Marlin. We’re going to watch the sun set
every night and eat breakfast in bed. It’s
going to be so romantic.”
Nicely claims he is not a pedophile and will
not have sexual contact with Jason until they
are legally married, but he will “make him a
homosexual if he doesn’t turn out to be one
on his own.”
“Some folks will think I’m sick,” Nicely said.
“But as God says, thou shall not judge.”

The world really is going south.

Re: Man Marries A Baby. by delishpot: 4:35pm On Mar 23, 2015
Hiannnn
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by gbagaunfreak(m): 4:36pm On Mar 23, 2015
angry angry
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Nobody: 4:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
Good for them
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Enegod(m): 4:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
smh
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Cutehector(m): 4:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
D devil is reaaly makin mockery of God's normal plan of marriage
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Spicylate(f): 4:40pm On Mar 23, 2015
the parents of jason are morons. pure stupidity.
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 23, 2015
Someone please petition the UN. It's like Obama's kipping.
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by laplace12(m): 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2015
What if the child grows up a straight man?

He will hate his parents and this gay ass slowpoke.
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 5:07pm On Mar 23, 2015
Shame on the parents
Re: Man Marries A Baby. by Nobody: 5:11pm On Mar 23, 2015
See the bastard's demonic face. What if the boy is heterosexual?

God dey endure.

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