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Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by inspiROHM(m): 8:02pm On Mar 28, 2015
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of
Killing Me... ITS OVER!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you. I smell
conspiracy. ITS OVER!!!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy
breathing? ITS OVER!!!
4. So now you are drinking Coke that has another man's name on it,
better go and find him cause ITS OVER!!! between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is your caller tune? I can't trust an
alcoholic with my future kids. ITS OVER!!!
6.They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You
want to kill me? ITS OVER!!!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience. ITS OVER!!!

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you
know I support PDP? ITS OVER!!!

9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our
children to be abrivated abi? ITS OVER!!!

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice
cream. U don't care about me. ITS OVER!!!

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then
who am I? ITS OVER!!!

12. You refused to give me my ELECTION DAY GIFT after ALL I BOUGHT FOR YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY, ITS OVER!!!

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Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by phlio(m): 8:08pm On Mar 28, 2015
so sorry.....not working....2dice come over here o
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by 2dice(m): 8:11pm On Mar 28, 2015
phlio:
so sorry.....not working....2dice come over here o
Present sir
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by 2dice(m): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2015
Op nice one
tht no 10 and 11 laa dye
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by phlio(m): 8:18pm On Mar 28, 2015
2dice:

Present sir
c wetin our friend open as thread

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Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by darnley16(m): 8:20pm On Mar 28, 2015
Op its over, this joke could make person cry out of frustration
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by 2dice(m): 8:29pm On Mar 28, 2015
phlio:
c wetin our friend open as thread
yea
what' do you think about it?
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by phlio(m): 8:34pm On Mar 28, 2015
2dice:

yea
what' do you think about it?
nah wash.....let go sir
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Woman by 2dice(m): 8:37pm On Mar 28, 2015
phlio:
nah wash.....let go sir
your command is my winch

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