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80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by favourmic(m): 1:19am On Mar 30, 2015
President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday that more than 80 per cent of his advisers have nothing to say.

The president who spoke in Yenagoa, the capital of Bayelsa State, at a special funeral service for eight female politicians and their driver who died in a road accident on February 14, said this has been happening to him since his days as deputy governor of the state.

He stated this in reaction to Governor Seriake Dickson’s disclosure that he was advised against organising a state burial for the deceased.

Jonathan said, “I was surprised when the governor (of Bayelsa) said some people asked why state burial. I told the governor that more than 80 per cent of people who come to advise you have nothing to say, but just listen to them.

“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”.

Describing the day of the accident as a black day which coloured the landscape of Bayelsa with the worst colour, the president said, “We are here today because of the sad event of February 14. Of course, we lost eight of our best.

“To me, it is not just that people have died, not just that Bayelsans have died. But these are people I know too well. These nine caskets contain the remains of people who were dear to me, people that touched me in one way or the other.

“Whenever I remember February 14, which was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day, but a black day that coloured the landscape of Bayelsa State with the worst colour we could ever imagine. My ADC gave me the information and my PA showed me the flaming bus on a handset. I asked myself ‘how could these people be in this flame?’ And I asked God why?”

Jonathan continued: “When I saw that flame and imagined that these women were being burnt and roasted, I just couldn’t imagine. Till today, it gives me migraine. I lack words to console the direct family members.

“The world is a stage where we have all come to play our part and go. I believe they have played their own part. I plead we reason they died in this circumstance probably so that we learn to be a little more careful”.

The president asked people to be conscious of what would be said about them when they die.

He said, “In every nation, when so many people die at a time, it is taken as a national calamity, not to talk about a state. Members of the bereaved families, let me express my condolences to you. Your daughters and brothers have though passed on, but we remember them.

“And the most important thing is that at the day of your death, people will say positive things about you. Not the office you occupy. There are people that have occupied almost the biggest offices in the land, but people dance when they hear that they are gone”.

In her tribute, First Lady, Patience Jonathan who described the late female politicians as her faithful followers, lamented that she had lost her strong pillars of support.

Calling for calm in the state, she said, “Bayelsa State is a small state. I want everybody to live in peace. We should love one another. Let us put politics aside and live in peace and unity”.

In his own tribute, Dickson said February 14, 2015 would for ever remain dark in the minds of the people of Bayelsa State.
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by NewsEmpireNG(f): 1:19am On Mar 30, 2015
@Jonathan Bwhahahahaahahaha.


RIP TO D LOST SOULS

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Kestolove(m): 1:24am On Mar 30, 2015
Dix ogogoro man ba...need to go join dem basketmaut and bovi

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Sylverbox(m): 1:25am On Mar 30, 2015
Empty barrels they say make the loudest noise. Eg, Okupe has made noise worth 20,000FFk/hr

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Donbabaj: 1:27am On Mar 30, 2015
Sir, They suggest useless advice to you cos useless and clueless go hand in hand!

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by MyNameIsMyName: 1:31am On Mar 30, 2015
That's what u get when u have indomie brain and a drug addict as advisers
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by domopps(m): 1:34am On Mar 30, 2015
Haaaa Shoki! Handwriting already on the wall! Congrat to baba sorry to jona!




Team Change






Cheeeers

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by bosun11(m): 1:38am On Mar 30, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin if indeed he said this...nna mehn....i can't help but laugh

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Nobody: 1:39am On Mar 30, 2015
Source?
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Lordxeer(m): 2:00am On Mar 30, 2015
Persieved defeat! The moment of truth intensifies. If only GEJ could turn the hands of time.
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by odunH(m): 2:15am On Mar 30, 2015
Oga Jona,u never cease to amaze us by your words buh anyways-RIP to the lost souls.
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by MisterLongman(m): 3:03am On Mar 30, 2015
I'm wondering why it took you so long to realise that you were being deceived by these hungry mofos........
Imagine your campaign director talking about pampers and rotten teeths. I'm beginning to think some of them deliberately carried out actions to undermine your government and sabotage your reelection bid

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Pavore9: 3:36am On Mar 30, 2015
When you know their advice are useless, why continue keeping the advisers, wasting state resources?
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Motolank: 3:48am On Mar 30, 2015
Yes, by asking you to take picture while gyming

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by DONMAYOR19(m): 3:56am On Mar 30, 2015
He said listen to everybody and do what is right. op are you expecting him to follow whatever people ask him to do, if so then you have lost your own will power and you need to pray to God to help you seriously.

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by babarazy: 4:18am On Mar 30, 2015
A thread with no source sauce *spits on thread*

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Tundeiab(m): 4:38am On Mar 30, 2015
favourmic:
President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday that more than 80 per cent of his advisers have nothing to say.

The president who spoke in Yenagoa, the capital of Bayelsa State, at a special funeral service for eight female politicians and their driver who died in a road accident on February 14, said this has been happening to him since his days as deputy governor of the state.

He stated this in reaction to Governor Seriake Dickson’s disclosure that he was advised against organising a state burial for the deceased.

Jonathan said, “I was surprised when the governor (of Bayelsa) said some people asked why state burial. I told the governor that more than 80 per cent of people who come to advise you have nothing to say, but just listen to them.

“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”.

Describing the day of the accident as a black day which coloured the landscape of Bayelsa with the worst colour, the president said, “We are here today because of the sad event of February 14. Of course, we lost eight of our best.

“To me, it is not just that people have died, not just that Bayelsans have died. But these are people I know too well. These nine caskets contain the remains of people who were dear to me, people that touched me in one way or the other.

“Whenever I remember February 14, which was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day, but a black day that coloured the landscape of Bayelsa State with the worst colour we could ever imagine. My ADC gave me the information and my PA showed me the flaming bus on a handset. I asked myself ‘how could these people be in this flame?’ And I asked God why?”

Jonathan continued: “When I saw that flame and imagined that these women were being burnt and roasted, I just couldn’t imagine. Till today, it gives me migraine. I lack words to console the direct family members.

“The world is a stage where we have all come to play our part and go. I believe they have played their own part. I plead we reason they died in this circumstance probably so that we learn to be a little more careful”.

The president asked people to be conscious of what would be said about them when they die.

He said, “In every nation, when so many people die at a time, it is taken as a national calamity, not to talk about a state. Members of the bereaved families, let me express my condolences to you. Your daughters and brothers have though passed on, but we remember them.

“And the most important thing is that at the day of your death, people will say positive things about you. Not the office you occupy. There are people that have occupied almost the biggest offices in the land, but people dance when they hear that they are gone”.

In her tribute, First Lady, Patience Jonathan who described the late female politicians as her faithful followers, lamented that she had lost her strong pillars of support.

Calling for calm in the state, she said, “Bayelsa State is a small state. I want everybody to live in peace. We should love one another. Let us put politics aside and live in peace and unity”.

In his own tribute, Dickson said February 14, 2015 would for ever remain dark in the minds of the people of Bayelsa State.
. GOAT!!! Where your source... You will just sit at a corner of your rat-infested house and cook up all sort of useless stories...

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Sanchez01: 4:44am On Mar 30, 2015

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Nobody: 4:48am On Mar 30, 2015
favourmic:
President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday that more than 80 per cent of his advisers have nothing to say.

The president who spoke in Yenagoa, the capital of Bayelsa State, at a special funeral service for eight female politicians and their driver who died in a road accident on February 14, said this has been happening to him since his days as deputy governor of the state.

He stated this in reaction to Governor Seriake Dickson’s disclosure that he was advised against organising a state burial for the deceased.

Jonathan said, “I was surprised when the governor (of Bayelsa) said some people asked why state burial. I told the governor that more than 80 per cent of people who come to advise you have nothing to say, but just listen to them.

“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”.

Describing the day of the accident as a black day which coloured the landscape of Bayelsa with the worst colour, the president said, “We are here today because of the sad event of February 14. Of course, we lost eight of our best.

“To me, it is not just that people have died, not just that Bayelsans have died. But these are people I know too well. These nine caskets contain the remains of people who were dear to me, people that touched me in one way or the other.

“Whenever I remember February 14, which was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day, but a black day that coloured the landscape of Bayelsa State with the worst colour we could ever imagine. My ADC gave me the information and my PA showed me the flaming bus on a handset. I asked myself ‘how could these people be in this flame?’ And I asked God why?”

Jonathan continued: “When I saw that flame and imagined that these women were being burnt and roasted, I just couldn’t imagine. Till today, it gives me migraine. I lack words to console the direct family members.

“The world is a stage where we have all come to play our part and go. I believe they have played their own part. I plead we reason they died in this circumstance probably so that we learn to be a little more careful”.

The president asked people to be conscious of what would be said about them when they die.

He said, “In every nation, when so many people die at a time, it is taken as a national calamity, not to talk about a state. Members of the bereaved families, let me express my condolences to you. Your daughters and brothers have though passed on, but we remember them.

“And the most important thing is that at the day of your death, people will say positive things about you. Not the office you occupy. There are people that have occupied almost the biggest offices in the land, but people dance when they hear that they are gone”.

In her tribute, First Lady, Patience Jonathan who described the late female politicians as her faithful followers, lamented that she had lost her strong pillars of support.

Calling for calm in the state, she said, “Bayelsa State is a small state. I want everybody to live in peace. We should love one another. Let us put politics aside and live in peace and unity”.

In his own tribute, Dickson said February 14, 2015 would for ever remain dark in the minds of the people of Bayelsa State.

A wrong choice of word.
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by Igwe9(m): 4:59am On Mar 30, 2015
Op is quoting him out of context.

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by cirmuell(m): 5:29am On Mar 30, 2015
Source? undecided
But this man dull sha.

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Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by umarc19: 6:30am On Mar 30, 2015
Na now u know undecided?
That made u the most useless among them.

#GMB all the way.
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by cococandy(f): 6:45am On Mar 30, 2015
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“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”[/size].




Comprehension must be lacking in these areas. undecided

OP stop being mischievous
Re: 80% Of My Advisers Are Useless – Jonathan In Last Minutes Lamentation by favourmic(m): 10:04pm On Mar 30, 2015
Diaris God o...wonder hw many tyms dev checked jona's bp today...loooools

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