u one kill me with laf

Rawani:
Little did she know that the children she claimed were thrown out on the streets were the ones to kick her out from the Aso Villa. Prepare your canoe, you have been Kano'ed.

creepsyme:
she contributed in no small way to the failure of her husband no tnks to all the viral comments she made during her campaign, from the day she insulted buhari as having a dead brain I became very sure she was going, cos I actually prayed God to teach her a great lesson, I also prayed God never to allow fayose to finish his tenure and also let fani kayode end in the prison.

Aseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

B.b. Bisbal

THE LAST ON PATIENCE:
If you think you av heard d last from Patience, you are joking. Here's the latest conversation between her and an aide:
"Oga Madam, sorry o about what happened"
"Wetin dem tell u say apin?"
"Dis Buhari win now. As you for don dey begin park ur luggage in Aso Villa by now"
"Abi craze dey worry you?
Abeg, na only Jona lost election o, no be me. You hear say dem contest election for 1st Lady position?"
"Oga Madam, no o, Neva"
"Hennn now, no vacancy for 1st Lady here o.
Na here dat Aisha Buhari go meet me. I senior am in dis post"
"Madam, abi u be Yoruba woman?"
"Wetin concern Yoruba woman with dat?"
"You know say when the King dies, the next king inherit the previous Queen. They both live happily thereafter. But in ur own case, Oga no die now"
"Abeg, nobody can change the constitution anyhow.
Where there is no election, the constitution talk say: na CONTINUITY go apply"
"Oga Madam, who talk dat one?"
"Go and ask Anthony (Attorney) General. A no know book, i get sense. Ask d man, na him talk am"
"Which one? The present one leaving on May 29?"
"No be dat proud one wey no dey greet me. Na the new one I pencil him name for Jona's new cabinet. But as Buhari come dabaru everytin now, trouble dey. Abeg, u know any sound lawyer in Lagos? Abeg no let dat Tinubu man hear dis o"
"Yes Madam. Never, he no go hear am. I know plenty lawyers for Lagos o. I know FRA Williams, I know Gani Fawehinmi, the People's Lawyer"
"Very good. God bless u, give me Gani's number. But he be like say na OPC he dey do now o, he no dey do Law again"
"Yes Ma. He dey do Pipeline Protection in Niger Delta too. You know dat no be only one road enter market.....lol"
"Good, na dat one I need. So na him be dat firebrand Gani Fawehinmi?"
"Yes Ma, na him o"
"God catch APC. Tell Aisha Buhari say no vacancy o. Me, a no be Jona o. Ar no dey easy. I heavy pass dem. Ar be Madam Continuity. Gimee Gani's number."
Na him I come leave d scene o.

mobuch:

I am really sorry for this country Nigeria and her future, its very unfortunate that people don't just understand the kind of dangerous, selfish and greed ridden politics which has just being played out by the northern nigerian mafia and the nigerian westerners to get rid of a minority man out of aso rock, just because he is from the minority tribe; we will see how Buhari will transform Nigeria to a paradise in the next 4yrs as he has promised; I keep my fingers crossed and dust my passport ready to take off.

GEJ was not voted out because he's from a minority tribe, he was voted out because of perceived incompetence and ineptitude.

Your post is the least objective and it's very shameful.

If elections were won on tribal inclinations, Buhari would have won the first time he contested being from a majority tribe.

Lastly, you can dust your passport and run to wherever you like but if Buhari also does not perform to expectation, we the electorate will vote him out as well.

Its a pity.

She has more balls than Jonathan tho!

ibkgab001:
First Female Kirikiri candidate

He doesn't need to run and be scared of no bigot. He's a HERO to av refused to contest in court or scream but even called GMB to congratulate him before time. God bless U GEJ, U av done ya bid. Let's wait for grandpa!

NA ONLY HER WAKA COM OOOOO!!!!!

eph12:
She won't be missed

At all, the most stupid first lady nigeria ever had.

mobuch:

I am really sorry for this country Nigeria and her future, its very unfortunate that people don't just understand the kind of dangerous, selfish and greed ridden politics which has just being played out by the northern nigerian mafia and the nigerian westerners to get rid of a minority man out of aso rock, just because he is from the minority tribe; we will see how Buhari will transform Nigeria to a paradise in the next 4yrs as he has promised; I keep my fingers crossed and dust my passport ready to take off.

Yes, Congo is waiting for you. Minority tribe, my a.s.s. Did you say this when we voted him in in 2011? Did people say anything about him being from a minority tribe then? Now that he has lost, now you know he's from a minority tribe. Nonsense! All of you that want Buhari to fail, God will surprise all of you.

Karma, when u came in first thing was to fight Turai Yaradua. If Ameachi do anyhow his on point ooo

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For the sake of peace and loss of innocent lives..he had to let go.

yemivictor:


GEJ was not voted out because he's from a minority tribe, he was voted out because of perceived incompetence and ineptitude.

Your post is the least objective and it's very shameful.

If elections were won on tribal inclinations, Buhari would have won the first time he contested being from a majority tribe.

Lastly, you can dust your passport and run to wherever you like but if Buhari also does not perform to expectation, we the electorate will vote him out as well.

Comedy..lets see that happen. Your voice would be suppressed...your complaints won't see the light of day

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This woman is the sort of woman you should never marry while your husband is showing transparency you swearing and speaking bad english

Nothing lasts forever in life.

Rawani:
Little did she know that the children she claimed were thrown out on the streets were the ones to kick her out from the Aso Villa. Prepare your canoe, you have been Kano'ed.

I know a house in Tunga with more than 45 inhabitants, one family, one father, 4 mothers, uncles, aunties, grannies, children, and they all voted for APC. Please multiply that with several other houses and you will understand the Tsunami that hit Jonathan.

Compare this with the East where households have just the father, the mother and at most 4 children.

And the West, where people are enlightened, and different members of the household may not support the same party hence, people vote by personal choice.

Brimmie:
Farewell!!

Alo ramirami!!

It's called "Alo lamilami" not "ramirami"
Lamilami means "Dragonfly" in English

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Na now she won pack wen she suppose pack since

Anyway

SAI BABA

ISpiksDaTroof:
Rubbish, she'll cause you more trouble because she's very selfish and very irrational. A woman's job is to calm her man down and rein him in when he's not seeing things logically and is acting off of adrenaline or ego. She's supposed to play to the emotional side of her man, stand strong for him, let him and the world know she's got his back, BUT she CANNOT fight his battles!!! That makes you look weak and not in control.

She was one of those who destroyed him, in my humble opinion.

brilliant she was more of a liability than an asset

Travelling abroad.

eph12:
She won't be missed

Untrue!! I will personally miss her atomic bombs

egift:
This is one factor that helped kick Jonathan out. I will miss her Grammatical Errors those.

Wait 4 GMB's wife 2 come on board. she once addressed some women of a state in Nigeria as prostitutes. it remains u men

ekundayoalo:

It's called "Alo lamilami" not "ramirami"
Lamilami means "Dragonfly" in English

Lol.. Ikr!??

Thanks anyway.

It shows dat football match is being played on d field nt outside, but in her case, she played her's outside by calling d general names, nw d general can deal with her, but i knw he wil 4give her.

eph12:
She won't be missed

nd07:
Wait 4 GMB's wife 2 come on board. she once addressed some women of a state in Nigeria as prostitutes. it remains u men

You listened to so much noise and rumours. Those of us that heard the actual words she said know she did not degrade Edo Women in any way. We were even glad we have in her a First Lady who understands the social challenges facing our society.

In case you are ignorant of it, read her actual statement and lookup the work of the Wife of Gov. Igbenedon who fought Italy-Connection to a standstill.

God bless Aisha. Sai Buhari.

Speculative trash. Two trucks ... ? Gutter press.

WHO IS WITH OUR FISHING CANOE? THE OWNERS ARE BACK.

She was a pillar for her husband. That's the kind of wife I want to marry. [color=#006600][/color]

bunmioguns:
[size=15pt] If your Pastor predicted the electoral victory of President Jonathan, change your church! [/size]

. Pls tell them ooo