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MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
For a second time I agreed to worship in her church even though I didn't honour the the first invitation citing various reasons which she unexcused and termed flimsy. She inisisted on following me to my house, so that she could come the next day being sunday to pick me. We walked from Sapele road into GRA, Benin city where I'm currently a 3 week old resident. I opened the door to my apartment and ushered her in but she refused to go in insisting she would come early the next day and that I should get dressed before 7am since service was for 7:30am. I walked her back to the road while we chatted heartily getting further acquainted with each other. I got back home picked the clothes I was going to wear and went to bed. I didn't immediately sleep off as I was responding to chats and updates on social media. The last time I took note of the time, it clocked 12:22am. I finally woke up at about 6:48am. It was a bedroom apartment with bathroom, toilet, kitchen ensuite. So I always left my towel in the room while I bathed then dry my body with it in the room. I Hurried into the bathroom, brushed and took my bath. I dried my body and got dressed. I picked up my phone and looked at the time, it was 7:07am my guest cum host was yet to arrive, then I uttered "this winch wey say make I ready by 7 never even reach here". "I'm here", came the response from a corner of the room. I was startled. She explained further, "when I got to the door I knocked and there was no response then I pushed the door and it opened. When I got inside I noticed you were in the bathroom so i helped myself to this chair. I didn't want to cause you any embarrassment when you came out from the bathroom naked by announcing my presence so I faced the wall". Hmm if I hear say you face the wall. I was embarrassed but I didn't know if it's because she heard me call her a witch or because she had seen me stark naked. We walked quietly to the road without saying a word to each other. We had a very silent ride in the taxi that took us from Sapele road to Christ embassy off Ekenwan road. I could sense she was feeling sorry for making me feel embarrassed due to her seeing me butt naked, afterall we just met and are seeing for a third time within 12 days. I guess that informed her silence. My silence was informed by a feeling of guilt of calling her a witch which she heard. We got off the taxi and went into the church still not speaking to each other. I was very absent minded throughout the service, I only came alive when it was time for the final grace. We walked to Ekenwan road and waited for a taxi, still maintaining the silence. when a taxi showed up she instructed the driver to take us to ring road. I couldn't bring myself to ask her why ring road and not GRA. We sat behind and still maintained the silence. We alighted at the Oba market, she got down and as I made to follow she signalled I waited behind. I watched her disappear. I was beginning to feel irritated when the taxi driver finally spoke, "e be like say madam don annoy you, dis wan wey two of una silent since". Was he expecting an answer from me to that statement? I opened the door and walked towards a newspaper stand. I noticed the taxi driver alighted as well and charged towards me. " Una never pay me" he shouted. Another embarrassing moment. I whispered to him we never go I just wan buy paper. He followed me just to make sure. When we got back to the taxi my friend was there carrying a bag containing stuffs that looked like shoes. She paid the taxi driver and he drove off. I finally questioned her rationale for doing that knowing fully well that I am still far from home. She apologised and said she was not just happy. Then I asked was it because I referred to you as a witch? She was surprised and asked when did you call me a witch? Damn so she didn't even hear it. See as I koba myself. She asked again when did you call me a witch? I finally opened up and told her. She said I heard but I thought you said this Chic.All these happened yesterday and she hasn't responded to my calls since we said bye to each other at about 1:15pm yesterday. |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by amsoslim(m): 7:11pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00:ur story get suspense,hurror n romances inside.nice one |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by falconey(m): 7:14pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
this is comment before reading. I love this story......too bad I have to wait for part2, OP you are a superb writer. |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:16pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
whoz gonna read all that? 1 Like |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by falconey(m): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
mirexxx: try and read it, trust me its very interesting, I comment before I read. 1 Like |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:25pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
amsoslim:tanks |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
mirexxx:sis, jus take ur tym to read it.... I beliv its worth it |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by djeezy(m): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Interesting. |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
falconey:tanks bro |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:28pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00:OK dear! |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by goodmorning40: 7:29pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Did u buy data for me, how do I read all this |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Horllamideh(m): 7:31pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Lemme book space,i will comment when i finish my meal |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Obiomon: 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
mirexxx:I read it butch |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:35pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Obiomon:so why quote me? u read it good 4 u! |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:37pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
goodmorning40:lolzz... no vex na, can I transfer sum mb to u |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by amsoslim(m): 7:46pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00:dnt mention....if I dnt comment on ur book who will? |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 7:48pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Make it short and simple. Or at the very least, write appropriately. Paragraph the whole damn thing! What is wrong with people? |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
I swear to god i didnt read dis shit. |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
All these pple complaining sef eeh! Op force una to read? If you didn't read, Why Dah Bleep would u have to comment?? Pple and their Wahala |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by lanicky(f): 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Kudos OP. Pls don't hesitate to share the part 2...lol |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
MzNelly:hmmm, ur opinion tho..... I knw not all will like it, so ur comment didn't move me one bit |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:02pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
lanicky:tanks sis |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
suxxman:I tire ooo, no b today I enter NL so I knw dem |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
PervyByNature:thank God u didn't, cos it would av jus been a waste of ur tym |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:06pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00: We all Know them..... #AttentionSeekers |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00:thanks for that insight man |
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by lanicky(f): 8:17pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
valdes00: UWC. |
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