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MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
For a second time I agreed to worship in her church even though I didn't honour the the first invitation
citing various reasons which she unexcused and
termed flimsy. She inisisted on following me to
my house, so that she could come the next day
being sunday to pick me. We walked from Sapele
road into GRA, Benin city where I'm currently a 3
week old resident. I opened the door to my
apartment and ushered her in but she refused to
go in insisting she would come early the next day
and that I should get dressed before 7am since
service was for 7:30am. I walked her back to the
road while we chatted heartily getting further
acquainted with each other. I got back home
picked the clothes I was going to wear and went
to bed. I didn't immediately sleep off as I was
responding to chats and updates on social media.
The last time I took note of the time, it clocked
12:22am. I finally woke up at about 6:48am. It
was a bedroom apartment with bathroom, toilet,
kitchen ensuite. So I always left my towel in the
room while I bathed then dry my body with it in
the room. I Hurried into the bathroom, brushed
and took my bath. I dried my body and got
dressed. I picked up my phone and looked at the
time, it was 7:07am my guest cum host was yet
to arrive, then I uttered "this winch wey say make
I ready by 7 never even reach here". "I'm here",
came the response from a corner of the room. I
was startled. She explained further, "when I got
to the door I knocked and there was no response
then I pushed the door and it opened. When I got
inside I noticed you were in the bathroom so i
helped myself to this chair. I didn't want to cause
you any embarrassment when you came out from
the bathroom naked by announcing my presence
so I faced the wall". Hmm if I hear say you face
the wall. I was embarrassed but I didn't know if
it's because she heard me call her a witch or
because she had seen me stark naked. We walked
quietly to the road without saying a word to each
other. We had a very silent ride in the taxi that
took us from Sapele road to Christ embassy off
Ekenwan road. I could sense she was feeling
sorry for making me feel embarrassed due to her
seeing me butt naked, afterall we just met and
are seeing for a third time within 12 days. I guess
that informed her silence. My silence was
informed by a feeling of guilt of calling her a
witch which she heard. We got off the taxi and
went into the church still not speaking to each
other. I was very absent minded throughout the
service, I only came alive when it was time for
the final grace. We walked to Ekenwan road and
waited for a taxi, still maintaining the silence.
when a taxi showed up she instructed the driver
to take us to ring road. I couldn't bring myself to
ask her why ring road and not GRA. We sat
behind and still maintained the silence. We
alighted at the Oba market, she got down and as
I made to follow she signalled I waited behind. I
watched her disappear. I was beginning to feel
irritated when the taxi driver finally spoke, "e be
like say madam don annoy you, dis wan wey two
of una silent since". Was he expecting an answer
from me to that statement? I opened the door
and walked towards a newspaper stand. I noticed
the taxi driver alighted as well and charged
towards me. " Una never pay me" he shouted.
Another embarrassing moment. I whispered to
him we never go I just wan buy paper. He
followed me just to make sure. When we got back
to the taxi my friend was there carrying a bag
containing stuffs that looked like shoes. She paid
the taxi driver and he drove off. I finally
questioned her rationale for doing that knowing
fully well that I am still far from home. She
apologised and said she was not just happy.
Then I asked was it because I referred to you as
a witch? She was surprised and asked when did
you call me a witch? Damn so she didn't even
hear it. See as I koba myself. She asked again
when did you call me a witch? I finally opened up
and told her. She said I heard but I thought you
said this Chic.All these happened yesterday and
she hasn't responded to my calls since we said
bye to each other at about 1:15pm yesterday.
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by amsoslim(m): 7:11pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:
For a second time I agreed to worship in her church even though I didn't honour the the first invitation
citing various reasons which she unexcused and
termed flimsy. She inisisted on following me to
my house, so that she could come the next day
being sunday to pick me. We walked from Sapele
road into GRA, Benin city where I'm currently a 3
week old resident. I opened the door to my
apartment and ushered her in but she refused to
go in insisting she would come early the next day
and that I should get dressed before 7am since
service was for 7:30am. I walked her back to the
road while we chatted heartily getting further
acquainted with each other. I got back home
picked the clothes I was going to wear and went
to bed. I didn't immediately sleep off as I was
responding to chats and updates on social media.
The last time I took note of the time, it clocked
12:22am. I finally woke up at about 6:48am. It
was a bedroom apartment with bathroom, toilet,
kitchen ensuite. So I always left my towel in the
room while I bathed then dry my body with it in
the room. I Hurried into the bathroom, brushed
and took my bath. I dried my body and got
dressed. I picked up my phone and looked at the
time, it was 7:07am my guest cum host was yet
to arrive, then I uttered "this winch wey say make
I ready by 7 never even reach here". "I'm here",
came the response from a corner of the room. I
was startled. She explained further, "when I got
to the door I knocked and there was no response
then I pushed the door and it opened. When I got
inside I noticed you were in the bathroom so i
helped myself to this chair. I didn't want to cause
you any embarrassment when you came out from
the bathroom naked by announcing my presence
so I faced the wall". Hmm if I hear say you face
the wall. I was embarrassed but I didn't know if
it's because she heard me call her a witch or
because she had seen me stark naked. We walked
quietly to the road without saying a word to each
other. We had a very silent ride in the taxi that
took us from Sapele road to Christ embassy off
Ekenwan road. I could sense she was feeling
sorry for making me feel embarrassed due to her
seeing me butt naked, afterall we just met and
are seeing for a third time within 12 days. I guess
that informed her silence. My silence was
informed by a feeling of guilt of calling her a
witch which she heard. We got off the taxi and
went into the church still not speaking to each
other. I was very absent minded throughout the
service, I only came alive when it was time for
the final grace. We walked to Ekenwan road and
waited for a taxi, still maintaining the silence.
when a taxi showed up she instructed the driver
to take us to ring road. I couldn't bring myself to
ask her why ring road and not GRA. We sat
behind and still maintained the silence. We
alighted at the Oba market, she got down and as
I made to follow she signalled I waited behind. I
watched her disappear. I was beginning to feel
irritated when the taxi driver finally spoke, "e be
like say madam don annoy you, dis wan wey two
of una silent since". Was he expecting an answer
from me to that statement? I opened the door
and walked towards a newspaper stand. I noticed
the taxi driver alighted as well and charged
towards me. " Una never pay me" he shouted.
Another embarrassing moment. I whispered to
him we never go I just wan buy paper. He
followed me just to make sure. When we got back
to the taxi my friend was there carrying a bag
containing stuffs that looked like shoes. She paid
the taxi driver and he drove off. I finally
questioned her rationale for doing that knowing
fully well that I am still far from home. She
apologised and said she was not just happy.
Then I asked was it because I referred to you as
a witch? She was surprised and asked when did
you call me a witch? Damn so she didn't even
hear it. See as I koba myself. She asked again
when did you call me a witch? I finally opened up
and told her. She said I heard but I thought you
said this Chic.All these happened yesterday and
she hasn't responded to my calls since we said
bye to each other at about 1:15pm yesterday.
ur story get suspense,hurror n romances inside.nice one
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by falconey(m): 7:14pm On Apr 06, 2015
this is comment before reading.


I love this story......too bad I have to wait for part2, OP you are a superb writer.
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
whoz gonna read all that? shocked

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Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by falconey(m): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
whoz gonna read all that? shocked

try and read it, trust me its very interesting, I comment before I read.

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Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:25pm On Apr 06, 2015
amsoslim:
ur story get suspense,hurror n romances inside.nice one
tanks
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
whoz gonna read all that? shocked
sis, jus take ur tym to read it.... I beliv its worth it
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by djeezy(m): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015
Interesting.
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015
falconey:
this is comment before reading.


I love this story......too bad I have to wait for part2, OP you are a superb writer.
tanks bro
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:28pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:

sis, jus take ur tym to read it.... I beliv its worth it
OK dear!
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by goodmorning40: 7:29pm On Apr 06, 2015
Did u buy data for me, how do I read all this
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Horllamideh(m): 7:31pm On Apr 06, 2015
Lemme book space,i will comment when i finish my meal
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Obiomon: 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
whoz gonna read all that? shocked
I read it butch undecided
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by mirexxx(f): 7:35pm On Apr 06, 2015
Obiomon:
I read it butch undecided
so why quote me? u read it good 4 u! undecided
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 7:37pm On Apr 06, 2015
goodmorning40:
Did u buy data for me, how do I read all this
lolzz... no vex na, can I transfer sum mb to u
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by amsoslim(m): 7:46pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:

tanks
dnt mention....if I dnt comment on ur book who will?
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 7:48pm On Apr 06, 2015
Make it short and simple.

Or at the very least, write appropriately.

Paragraph the whole damn thing!

What is wrong with people?
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 06, 2015
I swear to god i didnt read dis shit.
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
All these pple complaining sef eeh! Op force una to read? If you didn't read, Why Dah Bleep would u have to comment??
Pple and their Wahala cheesy
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by lanicky(f): 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2015
Kudos OP.

Pls don't hesitate to share the part 2...lol
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2015
MzNelly:
Make it short and simple.

Or at the very least, write appropriately.

Paragraph the whole damn thing!

What is wrong with people?
hmmm, ur opinion tho..... I knw not all will like it, so ur comment didn't move me one bit
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:02pm On Apr 06, 2015
lanicky:
Kudos OP.

Pls don't hesitate to share the part 2...lol
tanks sis
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
suxxman:
All these pple complaining sef eeh! Op force una to read? If you didn't read, Why Dah Bleep would u have to comment??
Pple and their Wahala cheesy
I tire ooo, no b today I enter NL so I knw dem
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(m): 8:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
PervyByNature:
I swear to god i didnt read dis shit.
thank God u didn't, cos it would av jus been a waste of ur tym
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:06pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:

I tire ooo, no b today I enter NL so I knw dem

We all Know them..... #AttentionSeekers grin
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by Nobody: 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:

thank God u didn't, cos it would av jus been a waste of ur tym
thanks for that insight man
Re: MOST Embarrassing Moment by lanicky(f): 8:17pm On Apr 06, 2015
valdes00:

tanks sis

UWC.

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