I was chatting with some of my friend and I found out that most ladies are the reason why most men have refused to take them to the altar.

Here with the help of my friends I am going to disect some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies.

• Farting In Our Presence

Haha wetin, no matter how close you're with your man in as much his ring isn't on your finger, never fart in his presence. Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much

Like the saying "dont eat your future" .
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits.
Doesn't matter if we re paying the bill or not, Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least! I hate it! We hate it!!.

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language, except you want to tell me that saint Janet is your mentor or you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted. Now that a double turn off.

• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to the movies once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man no matter what talk less of fighting other women over him less he may feel that one day you will fight his mother and his sisters.

• i Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not...

Here are the little I remember pls do well to ad yours.

*Pick her Nose


*Scratch her ANUS!

Make I buy land first




























Op, some na true sha, some no make sense

alberto2k:
go and look for a robot to date, you're not ready to date a real human being

Baba, how many wraps u don chew this night??

She should not do all this cos she aint human or what? Abegi, all this one nah lie biko. If you really love each other, you wont even notice most of these things.

Excessive love for sex

suxxman:
*Pick her Nose


*Scratch her ANUS!

Scratching of anus is mostly found in men. So disgusting

Witch kin life......Wetin we go come Dey do o.......Abeg go look for Teddy bear den......#soroniyen

Nawa for this Op oo


these are the fun things I usually do with bae, and we enjoy it


Op this thread nor get head

Blebleswag:

Scratching of anus is mostly found in men. So disgusting

*Lie Lie*
U and I know that it ain't true. U girls do it most....

Shoro niyen?

nawa some men are insatiable,not all these are applicable to every man.nawa some men are insatiable,not all these are applicable to every man.nawa some men are insatiable,not all these are applicable to every man.

All correct but funny enough, lov is blind to al d aforementioned. A guy who is truly in love is cool wit al dat.. .

vizkiz:
my girlfriend does almost everything...come on! A lady should be free whenever she's with you

You can be free, but hold your farts!

suxxman:


*Lie Lie*
U and I know that it ain't true. U girls do it most....

Dnt dare to argue it wit me cos its true

Blebleswag:

Dnt dare to argue it wit me cos its true

Argue with you? Nay. Just telling you what it is.

ladibright:
All correct but funny enough, lov is blind to al d aforementioned. A guy who is truly in love is cool wit al dat.. .

Abeg babes, make we no use shame chop poison. Na which kind love be dat wey go allow u smell fart?

alberto2k:
Boss na just 77wraps
My brain dey cool off now, tomorrow morning I go blow like 50wraps

u still dey learn naa

suxxman:


Argue with you? Nay. Just telling you what it is.

Well, I disagree to agree wit u.

More hint ladibright

Blebleswag:

Well, I disagree to agree wit u.

Fine, that's ur TWO CENTS (opinion) of course.....
I know wat I'm saying

What ever happened to being yourself?

Guys don't fart? If so, why should they be the only ones to do it. Consider farting breaking barriers

If you are a foodie or you like food, whats wrong with that. Just be yourself and stop pretending to be something you are not. The truth will come out eventually.

Just be yourself...and stop judging others for the same things you do yourself.

black now you proof your points

[quote author na love, it dosent matter

femmysin:


• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

Op I am a little bit confused ooo. When you wanted to make love to her the panties wasn't a problem. Now that she has a very nice personal hygiene it becomes a problem?

Would u rather she wore her panties for a whole week like you do to your boxers?

femmysin:



• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted. Now that a double turn off.

I don't see how excessive laughter can be a turn off. Did you grow up in the barracks??

femmysin:


• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to the movies once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

This one is a bit hilarious. Are you a transistor radio?? Why would you want to keep talking with her round the clock?

And do you expect her to rather be an EPL lover?