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Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 12:54am On Apr 07, 2015

Girls will be like "Why can't guys do without sex? Must they have sex in a relationship?"

But then tell them you want a no sex relationship and they scream "God forbid, I must taste before I marry oh, I no wan marry okobo"

Girls, stop pretending, you dey enjoy pr!ck abeg accept.

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Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:02am On Apr 07, 2015

Harry u dey fall mah hand diz days

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Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:06am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:
Harry u dey fall mah hand diz days

baba, i swear! no be only you. . . and BTW, why you never sleep?
you dey watch mojo

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:12am On Apr 07, 2015

Orijin101:

baba, i swear! no be only you. . . and BTW, why you never sleep?
you dey watch mojo no vex I go go back education section where I belong

alberto2k:
Harry u dey fall mah hand diz days

mojo kor sleep no gree come na angry

I go stop the fall una hand I go return bck to education section angry

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:16am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
mojo kor sleep no gree come na I go stop the fall una hand

baba no big deal, I have an idea of the msg....Professor harry

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:17am On Apr 07, 2015

Orijin101:

baba, i swear! no be only you. . . and BTW, why you never sleep?
you dey watch mojo

wehrey! See where ya mind don reach

Me way dey do night vigil for here

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:19am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:

wehrey! See where ya mind don reach

Me way dey do night vigil for here

weyrey! you dey self-service dey form vigil. . . God is watching ooo

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:20am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:

wehrey! See where ya mind don reach

Me way dey do night vigil for here

why you never sleep lipsrsealed

you the......

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 07, 2015

Na wa o

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:21am On Apr 07, 2015

Orijin101:

weyrey! you dey self-service dey form vigil. . . God is watching ooo

alberto2k u no serious

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 07, 2015

Seriously

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:22am On Apr 07, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Na wa o

una no the sleep? lipsrsealed

the d pay person for NL?

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:25am On Apr 07, 2015

All the gals don sleep I go don clean the post b4 them wakeup cheesy

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:26am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
una no the sleep? the d pay person for NL?

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:27am On Apr 07, 2015

Orijin101:

weyrey! you dey self-service dey form vigil. . . God is watching ooo

why I go self service when I have ~~sinaj adaobi01~~ sorry I mean Nkechi

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:27am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
Girls will be like "Why can't guys do without sex? Must they have sex in a relationship?"

But then tell them you want a no sex relationship and they scream "God forbid, I must taste before I marry oh, I no wan marry okobo"

Girls, stop pretending, you dey enjoy pr!ck abeg accept.

Make I quote u before u clean am. Make I open your yansh cheesy

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:30am On Apr 07, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

Make I quote u before u clean am. Make I open your yansh

so u be one of my enemies embarassed

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:31am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
so u be one of my enemies

Now u fit clean am tongue

I don photocopy am

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:32am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
why you never sleep you the......

oya talk am na make ah press hot knock for your head make u purge

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:33am On Apr 07, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

Now u fit clean am I don photocopy am

jacksparrow1207 I the warn u now o tongue

if person fight me later I go hold responsible undecided

Re: Girls Can Pretend by ronald4lif(m): 1:33am On Apr 07, 2015

Methink when it comes to sex a girl doing small shakara is okay. You know like when you keep petting her whilst you're high and your d**k is responding to nature, standing attention. And when she finally agrees the banging becomes more enjoyable.

Just like when one has been hungry for a long while and then they get offered their favourite meal. You can imagine the speed with which they'll rush the meal and how enjoyable it is. But they shouldn't go overboard with it.

Re: Girls Can Pretend by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
jacksparrow1207 I the warn u now o if person fight me later I go hold responsible

By force by fire, una must learn

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:35am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:

oya talk am na make ah press hot knock for your head make u purge

you know am na I no wan open your yansh grin

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:36am On Apr 07, 2015

ronald4lif:
Methink when it comes to sex a girl doing small shakara is okay. You know like when you keep petting her whilst you're high and your d**k is responding to nature, standing attention. And when she finally agrees the banging becomes more enjoyable.

Just like when one has been hungry for a long while and then they get offered their favourite meal. You can imagine the speed with which they'll rush the meal and how enjoyable it is. But they shouldn't go overboard with it.

the way u carry d type e b.like say you do person strong tin o cheesy

your babe don hear whin b dt

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:38am On Apr 07, 2015

This chat come the sweet o as babes dy sleep o, am thinking na midnight I go the open threads cheesy

Yipeee

Re: Girls Can Pretend by ronald4lif(m): 1:38am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
the way u carry d type e b.like say you do person strong tin o your babe don hear whin b dt

Bro, no mind me ohh I have never seen a pussy before, I'm just hyping myself.

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:40am On Apr 07, 2015

ronald4lif:

Bro, no mind me ohh I have never seen a pussy before, I'm just hyping myself.

#teamsingle grin

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 1:41am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
you know am na I no wan open your yansh

Baba Wehrey!

Re: Girls Can Pretend by harrysterol(m): 1:56am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:

Baba Wehrey!

I don go sleep o grin

I no go collect salary for NL cheesy

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Re: Girls Can Pretend by Spaxon(f): 2:57am On Apr 07, 2015

harrysterol:
All the gals don sleep I go don clean the post b4 them wakeup

not so fast..
*looks around*
* sees orijin *
all is well

Re: Girls Can Pretend by sinaj(f): 8:28am On Apr 07, 2015

alberto2k:

why I go self service when I have ~~sinaj adaobi01~~ sorry I mean Nkechi

Re: Girls Can Pretend by alberto2k(m): 8:34am On Apr 07, 2015

sinaj:

baby u went into hiding the whole of yesterday, me and Orijin aff looked for u taya

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