Scatterboss:


Short, fat, ugly...Big lie.

uninvited tombo fly.

Rose2014:

Yes dear. I just heard their bus broke down on the way. There's still time

Oh mehn...see the people I'm dragging wife with.
First they travel by bus.
Secondly, a bus with bad engine.
Thirdly, they are based in Kaduna!!!!

Dear prospective wife peppyluv02 are you cheating on me with a soldier man?

CHM11:

Oh mehn...see the people I'm dragging wife with.
First they travel by bus.
Secondly, a bus with bad engine.
Thirdly, they are based in Kaduna!!!!

Dear prospective wife peppyluv02 are you cheating on me with a soldier man?

CHM11:

Oh mehn...see the people I'm dragging wife with.
First they travel by bus.
Secondly, a bus with bad engine.
Thirdly, they are based in Kaduna!!!!

Dear prospective wife peppyluv02 are you cheating on me with a soldier man?

The soldier no dey hear English but him get interpreter.

Truckpusher:
Big set up and Rose2014 na her accomplice.\

In fact, brother Buhari must hear this - This is kworofshion in high places.

Bribes him with a bottle of wine

peppyluv02:
....

Rose2014:

Bribes him with a bottle of wine

Please ! please !! please!!!

In fact, pleases I don't take bribe from women that are single and searching aggressively.

CHM11:

Oh mehn...see the people I'm dragging wife with.
First they travel by bus.
Secondly, a bus with bad engine.
Thirdly, they are based in Kaduna!!!!

Dear prospective wife peppyluv02 are you cheating on me with a soldier man?

That's why I said you have no rival.

Go for it but don't bother thanking me. I'm just being a good friend

Hmmmmmm the soldier name na Barcanista!

Truckpusher:


The soldier no dey hear English but him get interpreter.

peppyluv02:
Hmmmmmm the soldier name na Barcanista!

Yisus!

Barcanista? so my bro dey carry fash?

APC nairaland must hear this.......He's so done.

Truckpusher:
Please ! please !! please!!!

In fact, pleases I don't take bribe from women that are single and searching aggressively.

Oh I almost forgot what mom told me that food is the way to a man's heart.
Nkwobi it is : Here sweerie

peppyluv02:
Hmmmmmm the soldier name na Barcanista!

In that case, Chm11, I advise you to give it up already. I don't want trouble o

*Washes my hands in the same bowel Pilate used*

Rose2014:

Oh I almost forgot what mom told me that food is the way to a man's heart.
Nkwobi it is : Here sweerie

I hope akanwu dey inside.

I still dey purge from the one wey barcanista buy for me yesterday.

Truckpusher:
Yisus!
Barcanista? so my bro dey carry fash?
APC nairaland must hear this.......He's so done.

Rose2014:


In that case, Chm11, I advise you to give it up already. I don't want trouble o

*Washes my hands in the same bowel Pilate used* 8)

Truckpusher:
I hope akanwu dey inside.

I still dey purge from the one wey barcanista buy for me yesterday.

Yes there's akanwu in this one

*in a whisper * hope we're cool now
Pardon accepted in advance

peppyluv02:
Hmmmmmm the soldier name na Barcanista!

I love you sweetie...


Truckpusher thank you for your blessings, you are indeed a brother

Rose2014:

Yes there's akanwu in this one

*in a whisper * hope we're cool now
Pardon accepted in advance

*Looks at her with very serious face while shaking my leg[b][/b]*

Rose2014:


In that case, Chm11, I advise you to give it up already. I don't want trouble o

*Washes my hands in the same bowel Pilate used*

good advice from Rose2014


@CHM11

barcanista:
I love you sweetie...


Truckpusher thank you for your blessings, you are indeed a brother

I no wan hear shout o

I no fit separate two boxers abeg.

Truckpusher:
I hope akanwu dey inside.

I still dey purge from the one wey barcanista buy for me yesterday.

You mean the one we stole took from that woman?

Oya chop kiss make dem see

barcanista:
I love you sweetie...


Truckpusher thank you for your blessings, you are indeed a brother

barcanista:
You mean the one we stole took from that woman?

Yes, the one you stole and told me later.

peppyluv02:
Oya chop kiss make dem see

See plenty kiss - Sotay kiss be like wrapper .

peppyluv02:
Oya chop kiss make dem see

*hold her very tight, eyes closed and seriously responding to her kisses*

Truckpusher, are you aware that peppyluv02 and I are getting married soon?

chamboy:
babes u should free all dis mumu tribal war..hmm. my love to igbo girls.. I can Bet u are my spec

I swearigawd, I'll throw the oba of Lagos inside lagoon before I consider such against igbo chics.

barcanista:
*hold her very tight, eyes closed and seriously responding to her kisses*

Truckpusher, are you aware that peppyluv02 and I are getting married soon?

With whose permission?

Oya wake up abeg - Make we go boil beans, we get lecture by 10am

Jealousy!

Truckpusher:
See plenty kiss - Sotay kiss be like wrapper .

igbos na were uma decend or come from b/c why claming fct,jos,lagos

Truckpusher:
With whose permission?

Oya wake up abeg - Make we go boil beans, we get lecture by 10am

Truckpusher:
Yes, the one you stole and told me later.

I actually took it on "credit" though she wasn't aware . Will you call that thiefing stealing?

peppyluv02:
Jealousy!

Hian! shebi wetin kite chop still be like wetin enter Eagle belle.

igbos are osu> slave of nigeria