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10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2015
You probably must have heard of elephantiasis abi?.. Forget it..cos it isn't making the list..you might wish to have some nd some u would absolutely run from!..

1..Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva “StoneMan Syndrome”

U knw when you suffer an injury and u probably wait for the muscles to patch up alongside the ligaments..imagine..the muscles and ligaments growing back as bones!..yes!..the stone man disease virtually makes u like a statue..ur skeleton would probably look like ...I dnt knw how to describe

2...Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”

A rare asin extremly rare medical condition that is a mental disorder..dnt think they shoot dis dudes and they don't die..what happen is that they have a very absurd illusion of their body parts being missing nd they tend to act like it..they would do anything to be with their "kind" and love being with dead things..seriously you dnt wanna jam dis type around 12pm


3...

Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, Lewandowsky-
Lutz dysplasia, “Tree Man Syndrome”

You think elephantiasis is bad?..then this badder!..the tree man syndrome is also another rare disorder that ur limbs have an appearance of tree barks growing on them!..actually they are warts gone bad!..and they actually are painfull and heavy as eewish that they appear

4...Aquagenic urticaria, “Water Allergy”
Being hydrophobic is crazy but imagine when you can't touch water..no bathing, ur lips dnt touch water and no rain bath..eeeyaaa!!...altho its debated that impurities causes our number 4 crazy disease no one can still phantom why people who suffer from this have non stop itching and blisters whenever they come in contact with water

5..Alien Hand Syndrome

When ur pastors said that ur left hand should never know what ur right is doing ..I bet he didn't know they are some people that do not know what one of their hands is doing..instance!..you are in office and trying to write down a note and ur other hand is just wiggling and jumping up and down telling everybody waka and u can't stop it!..what was actually going in is..ur other hand is acting according to instructions from ur thinking faculty while the alien hand is just acting to impulse from the brain...try posing a threat to ur self e.g cut a finger nail and you will experience the deadliest fight of fingers...
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by agarawu23(m): 11:27am On Apr 18, 2015
this way to health section ----------->>>>>



I can't even pronounce them gan sad
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by whizqueen(f): 11:30am On Apr 18, 2015
How the hell is this romantic

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Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by alberto2k(m): 11:48am On Apr 18, 2015
The number 3 tho embarassed

Roberto Lewandoski grin grin
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by Davidson267(m): 11:51am On Apr 18, 2015
Here to testify
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 11:55am On Apr 18, 2015
6.. porphyria "vampire disease"
Vampire diaries na lie abi?..try meeting someone that cannot step into the sun if not their skin bubbles and boils..that's not all, these dudes have modified gums that are retracted and pointy that give them appearance of fangs and +1 they sheet purple sheet..yes oh! purple shiit..these dudes where soppused to be dogs but where just born humans according to their brain tho!..if u are staying in sokoto or kastina nd u have this then bros!..I am very very sorry for you..

7...CIPA "no pain disease"..
Oyaa..I personally wished I had this in controlled form..when mumsy dey get boys that year!..CIPA is a very funny disease like u dnt feel pain..either hot or cold or blow or punch, internal pain ooh..abi igbati..but altho it sounds cool u feel only all other stimuli like going to toilet and hunger but imagine being in sokoto and ur body doesn't know how to sweat!..but no bone things I still dey feel this one

8..Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
This 1 is just so somehow!..imagine being at orgasm or close to orgasm 247..I know some fokls would love this but..lemme hint u on the bad side..u blackout! Yes! Nd it doesn't stop..ur dicck is always hard and you non stop are wet as a lady...if ur girlfriend has this one then u wldnt have the embarrassment of "mtcheew! He can't perform"..**winks**

9...The ondo state outbreak "mysterious disease"..

Yess ooh!! We can't outlook this one!..a disease that has no cousin or mother and tests negative to the top 50 deadliest diseases then you know that its scary and deadly as well as so so..ondoish...

altho the state has prohibited the spread of false information that doesn't stop the fact that this disease has no checker!..it turns you blind because of swelling attacks ur nervous system and activates ur pain receptors in spasms..

10...This spot is reserved for the deadliest but also cooles...hold on!..
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by Doortun(m): 12:11pm On Apr 18, 2015
Saw a documentary about a girl who has average of 50 orgasms in a day. Any small vibration from a car or household machine would get her off. Yet some people are still looking that first O


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgkMrTjrRE
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 12:13pm On Apr 18, 2015
10..**modified** I know yall would be waiting for a disease that might make u explode but the number 1 is ...ectopia cordis.."Outside heart"..

Altho normally in infants, imagine ur heart being outside the rib cage!..yes..just beneath the skin..its a congenital abnormality that causes the heart to grow outside the rib cage..I guess no breaking of hearts..a small tap on ur heart and u feel it alonside pain..bd if u lie down on it..tor u are dead be that... Ppls,,not..all of the above have no cure for now!..
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by Nobody: 12:15pm On Apr 18, 2015
TheMascot:
You probably must have heard of elephantiasis abi?.. Forget it..cos it isn't making the list..you might wish to have some nd some u would absolutely run from!..

1..Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva “StoneMan Syndrome”

U knw when you suffer an injury and u probably wait for the muscles to patch up alongside the ligaments..imagine..the muscles and ligaments growing back as bones!..yes!..the stone man disease virtually makes u like a statue..ur skeleton would probably look like ...I dnt knw how to describe

2...Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”

A rare asin extremly rare medical condition that is a mental disorder..dnt think they shoot dis dudes and they don't die..what happen is that they have a very absurd illusion of their body parts being missing nd they tend to act like it..they would do anything to be with their "kind" and love being with dead things..seriously you dnt wanna jam dis type around 12pm


3...

Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, Lewandowsky-
Lutz dysplasia, “Tree Man Syndrome”

You think elephantiasis is bad?..then this badder!..the tree man syndrome is also another rare disorder that ur limbs have an appearance of tree barks growing on them!..actually they are warts gone bad!..and they actually are painfull and heavy as eewish that they appear

4...Aquagenic urticaria, “Water Allergy”
Being hydrophobic is crazy but imagine when you can't touch water..no bathing, ur lips dnt touch water and no rain bath..eeeyaaa!!...altho its debated that impurities causes our number 4 crazy disease no one can still phantom why people who suffer from this have non stop itching and blisters whenever they come in contact with water

5..Alien Hand Syndrome

When ur pastors said that ur left hand should never know what ur right is doing ..I bet he didn't know they are some people that do not know what one of their hands is doing..instance!..you are in office and trying to write down a note and ur other hand is just wiggling and jumping up and down telling everybody waka and u can't stop it!..what was actually going in is..ur other hand is acting according to instructions from ur thinking faculty while the alien hand is just acting to impulse from the brain...try posing a threat to ur self e.g cut a finger nail and you will experience the deadliest fight of fingers...

What of Cancer

Not very pretty. The pain cry
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by hatux: 12:20pm On Apr 18, 2015
Like I don't agree, wetin person name they find for there? Isn't that Lewandosky of Germany?
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 12:23pm On Apr 18, 2015
Babzilla:


What of Cancer

Not very pretty. The pain cry
ehm!! Bros its for rare diseases!..if not cattarh for dey d list 2 na
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 12:24pm On Apr 18, 2015
hatux:
Like I don't agree, wetin person name they find for there? Isn't that Lewandosky of Germany?
ehm..maybe na hin cousin abi una want pictures?..
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by Nobody: 12:26pm On Apr 18, 2015
TheMascot:
ehm!! Bros its for rare diseases!..if not cattarh for dey d list 2 na
those are not diseases per se. They are abnormalities
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by hatux: 12:34pm On Apr 18, 2015
TheMascot:
ehm..maybe na hin cousin abi una want pictures?..
Pictures for what
Re: 10 Sicknesses, You Probably Will Never And Should Never Experience Or Witness by TheMascot(m): 12:42pm On Apr 18, 2015
Babzilla:

those are not diseases per se. They are abnormalities
abnormality na wetin?..out of normal ..disease na wetin? Deviation from normal state of being!

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