DanceVille:
[b]There was a day, I finished my Lectures for the day. Me and my babe then were walking along the road towards her hostel when a sleek Mazda car drove up to us and parked.
The man inside got down and called her name, before i knew what happened, my babe screamed his name ran into his arms and started plastering the guy with kisses right in my presence. I was shocked when the guy asked her who I was and she said "he is just a friend". The guy then insulted my ego by saying "young man, how are you doing? how are your studies?" I just stood there lke a fool, and she even got into the car with him without even the least regard for me. She turned and waved while the car zoomed off. When she came the following day, she didn't even feel bad and was showing off the gifts the guy bought for her. That got me annoyed and I started raking for the chick. She too raked back. She said why should I be angry when her uncle came around to see her? An uncle who was just about 2 years older than me?
Pleeeaazzeee, don't give me that crap. I was sure it was one of her sugar daddies, or someone else she was dating behind my back.[/b]...
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What's The Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done?

DaZion:
She said am an Irrelevant creature because I forgot to tell her happy B'day...

Basildvalour:
My girlfriend is always right, never does anything wrong, she is just perfect

TrishaP:

I'm glad you got yourself a robot.

estyvino:
She cooked indomie without the spices, it had no taste and I refuse to continue after the first fork deep

Modified: tho she had Titus, fresh tomatoes and the likes, so she thought the spices is not needed, lolz