A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport. He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi. The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way. Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed. A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend. When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way. He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at her house ...

The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home? If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home.

Ama burn that car

Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

iceberylin:
Ama burn that car

.sweery?

I will tell her honey u see I am an sss agent nd me nd my partner the girl tracked some wanted armed robber to the wedding disguised as couple nothing is really going on between me nd her sinaj will fall for this I know my wife

I will tell her honey u see I am an sss agent nd me nd my partner the girl tracked some wanted armed robber to the wedding disguised as couple nothing is really going on between me nd her sinaj will fall for this I know my e-wife

The two first guys have answered for d ladies

FLAWLES:
Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

laced with poison most probably hemlock

FLAWLES:
Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

You see why I love you You will add my favourite sex position too abi?

FLAWLES:
.sweery?

Yeah... Missed u oo

KingTom:
You see why I love you You will add my favourite sex position too abi?

Baba, you neva stop to mad ni


Funny basterd

I will ask her for forgiveness

i ll cook his favourite food and then just keep mute till when he feels like to explain

FLAWLES:
Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

See why we cheat

iceberylin:

Yeah... Missed u oo

where have u bin?

FLAWLES:
Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

Oh yeah!

Like buying ice cream and shawarma to reward a naughty child ba?

KingTom:
You see why I love you You will add my favourite sex position too abi?

.shey its Doggy u like?amma add MouthAc too

FLAWLES:
where have u bin?

I dh my house ooo...
You want visit

DuchessLily:


Oh yeah!

Like buying ice cream and shawarma to reward a naughty child ba?

.sweery your head is correct; you know OTAPIAPIA?axin(rat poison)?

iceberylin:

See why we cheat

.so wat er u saying?

iceberylin:

I dh my house ooo...
You want visit

.NO SIR

Kingklent:
laced with poison most probably hemlock

.smiles*

FLAWLES:
.NO SIR

Awwwww....
Y not.

FLAWLES:
.sweery your head is correct; you know OTAPIAPIA?axin(rat poison)?

Ofcos

FLAWLES:
.so wat er u saying?

If you'll cook my favorite meal after fucking up.
Ama kip kip fucking up.

FLAWLES:
Nothing oooh; i ll cook his favorite food

finish d statement lah. U will cook his favourite food and what?

In this case, shooting is legal.

FLAWLES:
.smiles*

*runsaway*

He will have to buy me a car within 12 hours morafcckr

no much talking, just keep quit wen he returns, sreve him food, talk less and act cool.................is left for him to always ponder ur nxt move??

iceberylin:


If you'll cook my favorite meal after fucking up.
Ama kip kip fucking up.

.das if u see another day bleeping up