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9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Sex is great. It’s free, it burns calories and it can pass any amount of spare time from two minutes to two hours. But what some men fail to realise is, there’s more to sex than just knowing where your penis goes, like, for instance, being a bit clued up about the girl you’re actually sleeping with. In fact us girls often find ourselves rolling our eyes and patiently dispelling myths so silly, that we don’t know why you guys believe them. But believe them you do. So, in the aim of bettering the sex lives of Brits once and for all, here are nine commonly held myths men believe about sex, which we can categorically assure you are absolutely not true. 1. Every girl you sleep with will have orgasm just because you’re lying on top of her. Guys, we know that coming is pretty much a given for you when you have sex, but it just doesn’t work like that for us girls. If you haven’t made all your partners come, it’s not you, it’s just nature. Just accept it and move on. 2. That we’ll love that thing your ex loved You might have beaten the orgasm statistics with that move you pulled on your ex, but our vaginas are all different. What worked for one won’t necessarily do the trick for another. Soz. 3. That you can’t get someone pregnant from pre- come Really? It’s worrying how many guys reach adulthood and still believe this. The purpose of pre-come is to flush out old sperm from the penis, so yes, it does contain semen. Go figure. 4. That we want sex to last for ages, and ages, and ages We appreciate you making the effort to try and make us come, but sometimes we just want to get it over with and go to sleep. It’s nothing personal. 5. That girls will orgasm from penetrative sex alone All together now ladies: NOPE. Studies have shown that any number of women between thirty and eighty per cent can’t orgasm from vaginal sex alone, so if you REALLY want to make us come, you’ll have to use your full sexual toolbox. 6. That every girl wants you to be her boyfriend Guys, do you have feelings for every girl you’ve slept with? Thought not. Neither do we. 7. That girls don’t watch porn Of course we do, we’re only human after all. BUT that doesn’t mean we think it’s realistic, or that we want to reenact it blow by blow (so to speak). 8. That you’ll know if you’re pregnant immediately after sex. Did you skip biology in school? We hope that’s the reason you don’t know that pregnancy hormones take seven days at the very least to reach a detectable level. Yes, we know our bodies, but we’re not bloody psychic. 9. That sex is always good It takes time to get to know what someone likes in the bedroom. So it figures that it probably won’t be brilliant for either of us the first few times. |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by sinaj(f): 10:25pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
*yawns* 2 Likes |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ziggarr: 10:27pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Ftc |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ziggarr: 10:28pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
sinaj:geees, you beat me |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by Basildvalour(m): 10:31pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I was hearing come, coming, I didn't hear go, going. OP, please what is coming without going Just Curious 1 Like |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by zigger(m): 10:42pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Op i thought u are male, why do i keep seeing 'US GIRLS' and 'WE' in ur post |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by baybeeboi: 11:33pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
has someone seen patrick Obahiagbon? Only He can describe the OP in one word. |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by smsshola(m): 1:55am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Hmmmn ds days is all abt sex,sex sex. |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by smsshola(m): 1:55am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Hmmmn ds days is all abt sex,sex sex. ki Olorun ko was yo. |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 5:36am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Basildvalour:Heavenly feelings |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 5:40am On Apr 26, 2015 |
baybeeboi:just enjoy it and forget Patrick |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by sarmiie(m): 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015 |
sinaj: my exact sentiment.... |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by NegeduGrace(f): 9:46am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Chai 2day church service sweet oo..*eh clear her eyes n look @d headline again**where are all d men in da building(lol)abeg make una come talk o weda na true or lie coz me wan learn.. |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by 5minsmadness: 9:57am On Apr 26, 2015 |
No. 4 is a lie? |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ejiro2130(m): 10:27am On Apr 26, 2015 |
I am guessing the op is 15yro, well let me help u out Every girl with stretch marks on her hips have had to many Sex sessions Girls with deep voice sucks ccocks best Lekpa girls are best, we they are on top (probably right) |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by Oyecute(m): 12:39pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
@OP, are u a sexologist with post-doctoral experience ? |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 3:43pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Oyecute:yes |
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 3:44pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
iscom: |
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