Guys share ur experiences, mey we rest small

Kus the pheeple can fre10 like f0ck......
lets go on strike fr like a year n c dia reactions

Ok

marshalcarter:
Ok

na OK bin ask u out?

Yes ooooooooo



Na china she bin dey b4 she relocate to japan



Full name-zhang okway shi wan fu
Short name-Ok

Ok.

She knew who she wanted but didn't know how to approach me so she came with a tactics I decoded even before she landed.

My name is Basil, even the whole class knew that though I was quite reserved.

Now to story: We were in a class waiting for a lecturer on one hot afternoon and I decided to go grab a sachet of water to cool off before the lecturer enters. As I approached for the exit, this lady grabbed me by my shirt while she was seating at the edge of the seat and said "Chuks please there is something I would like you to help me do." As she mentioned Chuks, I quickly responded, pls, ma., my name is not Chuks as I pointed to where Chuks was sitting because we had one in the class but she immediately said no that it isn't him that it is me that she wanted to help her with the stuff and I asked her what it was and she told me that she would like me to help just her with extra tutorials in two courses. I thought about it and later agreed, we started meeting in a primary school where I thought her because I didn't want anything attached to it.

We went on for weeks and on one fateful weekend, she invited me over to her house (she lived alone). I felt reluctant and not knowing how I'll put her off, I decided to go. When I got there, she welcomed me with a hug, locked the door with the keys and asked me if she wasn't attractive enough to me that I haven't even given her a peck since we spent times together. I couldn't give her any answer and the next thing I felt was her hands grabbing me with a long, hard kiss. I managed to pull myself out and she started:

"Basil, I have sat with you for sometime in class, I have watched you countless times and I see you are different from all of the guys I have come across and I am beginning to fall for you. I know it might sound foolish and early to you but to me, I have known you enough to tell you even the most foolish thing on earth so long as it is coming from my heart. The truth is that I love you and I do not care whether you love me back or not. I just want to be with you always."

My fellow nairalanders, nah so I take marry wife o but she is currently married now and heavy with a baby and whenever she calls me, she'll tell me "if it turns out to be a girl child, you'll marry her."

many times

Lol! I just got asked out like an hour ago. She was not my type though.

No

One asked me outoooooo (she is here, she know herself)

I ended up paying the billz

I Was smilling in pains

tochibaby:
Ok.

Clown! Psycho!

justmag:
Lol! I just got asked out like an hour ago. She was not my type though.

Eku fifi

justmag:
Lol! I just got asked out like an hour ago. She was not my type though.

you ain't got no life






















Rae Sremmurd - No Type

naija1stpikin:


Eku fifi

what does that mean??

SleekyP:


you ain't got no life






















Rae Sremmurd - No Type

Why don't I have a life?? Because I have standards?

justmag:



Why don't I have a life?? Because I have standards?

kidding

here to read lies


*****

I sat down in front of my compound one fateful sunday evening, then i saw her, elegant as always, i was drooling

My heart skipped when i noticed she started walkin towards my direction, i come dey prepare how i go take start to profess my love for her

As she got to where i sat, i started avin goosebumps, her perfume na die, choi see asanwa, my 3rd leg begin vibrate, then i heard her say

so you can't greet

Na dat time i realise say na the oldest woman for our street be dat....mehn shayo na bastard

A lot of guys will come here and lie simply because they want to be 'The Man' knowing the girls they re interested in here on Nairaland will get to see/read their 'LOUSY' comments about being hit on by a female.

Guess what, the smart folks will know they re telling lies!!!

.

justmag:


what does that mean??

Keep it up

My first girlfriend made the first move probably becos i was shy.....and my last girlfriend pop the question

No.. No girl has asked me out ... Because am not shy...

Its only shy guys dat get askd out..

pTomz:
Guys share ur experiences, mey we rest small

Kus the pheeple can fre10 like f0ck......
lets go on strike fr like a year n c dia reactions

Dude get a life..

No real guy, I repeat no real guy wants to be asked out by women.. I tire for una sef. This topic has been over flogged..

lordkrato:


Dude get a life..

No real guy, I repeat no real guy wants to be asked out by women.. I tire for una sef. This topic has been over flogged..

Wrong! Real guys get asked out, even if it's once in a blue moon. And they enjoy it. So guy chill, see the fun part of life sometimes. Over flogged or not, You ain't the mod.

@ikp4succes come and tell us

sipsip:


Wrong! Real guys get asked out, even if it's once in a blue moon. And they enjoy it. So guy chill, see the fun part of life sometimes. Over flogged or not, You ain't the mod.

Captain obvious, guys get asked out, but who looks for that?

Chai...

TrishaP:
@ikp4succes come and tell us

i remeber when TrishaP asked me out, and i refused.. i was really scared..

ikp4succes:


i remeber when TrishaP asked me out, and i refused.. i was really scared..

Is it a crime now to mention your name?

See how you just fell my hands here.

TrishaP:

Is it a crime now to mention your name?

See how you just fell my hands here.

abeg come bbm, and talk to ur future husband

ikp4succes:


abeg come bbm, and talk to ur future husband

Na me find your trouble. Future husband ko

TrishaP:

Na me find your trouble. Future husband ko

i will report you to ur father oo, take ur time