ikp4succes:


i will report you to ur father oo, take ur time

Lol.. your babe must hear this.

TrishaP:

Lol.. your babe must hear this.

which one

SleekyP:


you ain't got no life






















Rae Sremmurd - No Type

Lmaoooo. ..

Basildvalour:
She knew who she wanted but didn't know how to approach me so she came with a tactics I decoded even before she landed.

My name is Basil, even the whole class knew that though I was quite reserved.

Now to story: We were in a class waiting for a lecturer on one hot afternoon and I decided to go grab a sachet of water to cool off before the lecturer enters. As I approached for the exit, this lady grabbed me by my shirt while she was seating at the edge of the seat and said "Chuks please there is something I would like you to help me do." As she mentioned Chuks, I quickly responded, pls, ma., my name is not Chuks as I pointed to where Chuks was sitting because we had one in the class but she immediately said no that it isn't him that it is me that she wanted to help her with the stuff and I asked her what it was and she told me that she would like me to help just her with extra tutorials in two courses. I thought about it and later agreed, we started meeting in a primary school where I thought her because I didn't want anything attached to it.

We went on for weeks and on one fateful weekend, she invited me over to her house (she lived alone). I felt reluctant and not knowing how I'll put her off, I decided to go. When I got there, she welcomed me with a hug, locked the door with the keys and asked me if she wasn't attractive enough to me that I haven't even given her a peck since we spent times together. I couldn't give her any answer and the next thing I felt was her hands grabbing me with a long, hard kiss. I managed to pull myself out and she started:

"Basil, I have sat with you for sometime in class, I have watched you countless times and I see you are different from all of the guys I have come across and I am beginning to fall for you. I know it might sound foolish and early to you but to me, I have known you enough to tell you even the most foolish thing on earth so long as it is coming from my heart. The truth is that I love you and I do not care whether you love me back or not. I just want to be with you always."

My fellow nairalanders, nah so I take marry wife o but she is currently married now and heavy with a baby and whenever she calls me, she'll tell me "if it turns out to be a girl child, you'll marry her."

oga na jessica oh
I remember dat time she go cum una go cum lock door pursue me and seye for outside
Una come de do wetin papa and mama dey do unto our head
Chai oga make I no lie each time we see jessica na so so spit I go de swallow

chimerase2:
oga na jessica oh
I remember dat time she go cum una go cum lock door pursue me and seye for outside
Una come de do wetin papa and mama dey do unto our head
Chai oga make I no lie each time we see jessica na so so spit I go de swallow

Those were those days but I no dey lock my door nah....E dey always dey open. If I dey lie, ask Mama Oge

Basildvalour:
Those were those days but I no dey lock my door nah....E dey always dey open. If I dey lie, ask Mama Oge

na lie jare
Na why she dey always follow back yard
Oga we envied u dat time
Even self victor way d visit u dat time come de complain to us on how u de adminster oath of office to her eluelu
Bad oga

Yea have been asked out by a Lady...it's highly embarrassing and confusing in most cases disastrous and sometimes end in a pestilential acua. It's an experience I pray it should not repeat itself as I can see something of sort happening again.

Trust me you don't wanna get wooed by a gal

chimerase2:
na lie jare
Na why she dey always follow back yard
Oga we envied u dat time
Even self victor way d visit u dat time come de complain to us on how u de adminster oath of office to her eluelu
Bad oga

Which one be backyard kwa

If to say anything dey happen, mama Oge for tell una nah after all she dey hear anything wey dey happen for my room from her door abi u don forget

The girl is blessed though but truly I no take am serious

Basildvalour:
Which one be backyard kwa

If to say anything dey happen, mama Oge for tell una nah after all she dey hear anything wey dey happen for my room from her door abi u don forget

The girl is blessed though but truly I no take am serious

chai see Fkay

Orijin101:
yea. . . but just once tho, i waz like "omo, see groove, na me be diz" as i waz about huggin her like diz, i jez woke up. . .

baba weyrey, i juz dunno y i 8 u aah sori lyk u..lol