So it was 3.34am when my phone rang,
checked the caller it was chukzy whom i just
left some few hours ago. It happened that
chukzy had a crush on a girl for some time
now that he cant just spend minutes of his life
not talking abt her, he even assigned
flavor's-"GOLIBE" as a ringtone for her. Early
sunday afternoon i was wit chukzy when his
phone rang; it was Chika!!, d very crush dat my
guy done they murder for. when d call was
over i saw one of the happiest mood i have
experienced abt my guy,
ME: O' boi wetin?
CHUKZY: "Chika said she's in town and will be
coming around soon!
ME: just like dat?
CHUKZY: Yes ooo!.
suddenly my guy wey no get money to even
service his Lexus RX330 suspensions, done dey
plan expensive thingz like mad prior to d
arrival of his crush, an hour later i left him to
tidy up thingz.
He called me up evening hours to rendezvous
and also to meet with Chika.
i met Chika that evening kai!! this girl fine ooo
(mentally complimenting her). We downed like
some bottles of ANDRE ROSE, then i
congratulated my guy on his new found love,
then i left him.
I was dazed when he played a news to me as
he called me around 3.34am
ME: Nigga wat d Bleep are u telling me?!!
CHUKZY: My broda this girl no dey move again
oo, no heart beat, she's so cold, i don they
wake her up, she's not responding
(tensed) i can even hear him crying
ME: Guy pour her cold water!
CHUKZY: I don empty water wey dey my
fridge on her, yet nothing.
ME: Chukzy, na die be dat ooo!!
ME: yawa dey oo
CHUKZY: wetin i go do?
ME: I dont know
ME: Guy wat did u do?, did u sleep with her?,
roughly?, do drugs?
CHUKZY: We just came back we ate and slept
off
ME: Just lik that?!!
CHUKZY: Yes!
it happend that Chukzy is a staying in a 3
storey building at the topmost floor, and for
him to get the girl out from the house he has
to alert the neighbors becos some packed
behind his car. Ok d girl is a tall chubby girl
and she's should weighing atlist 80-90kg and
my Chukzy is slim and short, this means he
will need alot of help to carry the body to the
car then to the hospital.......
.
Will continue when i get 30 comments on this thread.... #Stay Tune

na by 30 comments? Funny dude.

Nice fairy tales.

Blackchampion:
So it was 3.34am when my phone rang,
checked the caller it was chukzy whom i just
left some few hours ago. It happened that
chukzy had a crush on a girl for some time
now that he cant just spend minutes of his life
not talking abt her, he even assigned
flavor's-"GOLIBE" as a ringtone for her. Early
sunday afternoon i was wit chukzy when his
phone rang; it was Chika!!, d very crush dat my
guy done they murder for. when d call was
over i saw one of the happiest mood i have
experienced abt my guy,
ME: O' boi wetin?
CHUKZY: "Chika said she's in town and will be
coming around soon!
ME: just like dat?
CHUKZY: Yes ooo!.
suddenly my guy wey no get money to even
service his Lexus RX330 suspensions, done dey
plan expensive thingz like mad prior to d
arrival of his crush, an hour later i left him to
tidy up thingz.
He called me up evening hours to rendezvous
and also to meet with Chika.
i met Chika that evening kai!! this girl fine ooo
(mentally complimenting her). We downed like
some bottles of ANDRE ROSE, then i
congratulated my guy on his new found love,
then i left him.
I was dazed when he played a news to me as
he called me around 3.34am
ME: Nigga wat d Bleep are u telling me?!!
CHUKZY: My broda this girl no dey move again
oo, no heart beat, she's so cold, i don they
wake her up, she's not responding
(tensed) i can even hear him crying
ME: Guy pour her cold water!
CHUKZY: I don empty water wey dey my
fridge on her, yet nothing.
ME: Chukzy, na die be dat ooo!!
ME: yawa dey oo
CHUKZY: wetin i go do?
ME: I dont know
ME: Guy wat did u do?, did u sleep with her?,
roughly?, do drugs?
CHUKZY: We just came back we ate and slept
off
ME: Just lik that?!!
CHUKZY: Yes!
it happend that Chukzy is a staying in a 3
storey building at the topmost floor, and for
him to get the girl out from the house he has
to alert the neighbors becos some packed
behind his car. Ok d girl is a tall chubby girl
and she's should weighing atlist 80-90kg and
my Chukzy is slim and short, this means he
will need alot of help to carry the body to the
car then to the hospital.......
.
Will continue when i get 30 comments on this thread.... #Stay Tune

You dey craze.
30 kor, 70 ni.
You can Stick your bullshıt story into your stinking àss.

av watched the movie. ...the girl no later die

Brymo:
na by 30 comments? Funny dude.

That what wud happen?

Learn to use polite words on ur elders son

firstolalekan:

You dey craze.
30 kor, 70 ni.
You can Stick your bullshıt story into your stinking àss.

Dats no movie man. #Still stay tune

afolag:
av watched the movie. ...the girl no later die

Blackchampion:
That what wud happen?

owkay, 27 to go.

All these writers sef. Can't you finish the story at once?

you will be surprised when I will finish this story for you even add jars,
you went smock nockout abi?

clemz85:
you will be surprised when I will finish this story for you even add jars,

you went smock nockout abi?

Alright. U can finish it @ Clemz85

Blackchampion:
Alright. U can finish it @ Clemz85

but is not actually what I meant U know