ireneony:
Go twerk on a puppy then, like i give a fuuuk

sinaj:


m too soft nd weak *covers face*

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] boring!
aren't you fvvking creative?
. [/size]

Chiam55:
*walks into thread deep throats an ice lolly*

I love my small waist but I wish my boobs were Bigger, however, I have a nice bum.

That's called a sandwich put down

Go under the knife

sylvalord:
[b]Now now, i know we are all wonderfully and perfectly made(or so you guys think]but there must be something(no matter how insignificant)you hate about your body. I want us to share such things here, i will go first: I HAVE AN OVERLY RECOGNIZABLE FACE. People say i look like a Chinese. I look so much like a Chinese that if i go to China, they will think i'm Chinese and the immigration officers will never disturb me. People hardly forget my face because of this unique feature of mine, they may forget my name since i have an uncommon name, but never my face. I hate this because: i hardly remember faces and names so if a person who i came across sometime ago sees me, he/she will definite recognise me but i won't recognise him/her, these situations are always very embarrassing for me. Secondly, i hate this because i am an unrepentant Trouble maker and my face makes it difficult for me to escape. So there you have it, i want everyone to share their stories.

CC
gra cile
falco ney
rok iatu
missc lassy
Bla ckett
Naija boiy
tosyne2 much
tw aci
or i jin101
de c handel
kingto m
ir eneony
c hiam55
col ospor
flawle s
ful aboy
thron ekid
onil a
sin aj
p ret tythicksme
fabd edon
god villa
2 dice
a lbeto2k
the sonofmark
ip ledge and all nairalanders[/b]

braindamage:
Go under the knife

gracile:
My EAR!
I have Merlins' type of ear
it gets bigger immediaely its pulled too

KingTom:

My Penis the rest of my body is dark, I wonder why that one is chocolate

perhaps the cream you use is a penis bleacher

Chiam55:


I plan to but atm I dnt have the money

braindamage:
You're not serious about going under a knife. As long as it does not look like a guy's chest, no point doing that.

Chiam55:


I'm serious before my 40 I'll have my dream boobies

Ok. Should be done well. Don't go to Thailand. #GreatBoobies

sylvalord:
perhaps the cream you use is a penis bleacher

Chiam55:


I'm serious before my 40 I'll have my dream boobies

braindamage:
Ok. Should be done well. Don't go to Thailand. #GreatBoobies

Chiam55:


Oh God no! I want the best so I'd probably go to Beverly hills I'm willing to spend min £10,000

jacksparrow1207:

Chiam55:

Chiam55:


I hate the font you use. Try another font pls

[size=14pt]
my fonts my way of decipiting my message [/size]

KingTom:
It's kernel oil oh, I no get money to buy cream

No wonder na Because u done rub oil soTay he don dey peel na

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt]
my fonts my way of decipiting my message [/size]

Erickthewreck:


Hey fine gal

Chiam55:


Decipiting Making up words is also becoming a signature move ( no offence) ok
Hope you're well anyway.

[size=14pt]
decipiting-->passing out your message.... dont make it seem like i dont know what i'm saying anyway i'm cool hope your .... [/size]

EroticAngelina:
hmm that would be my big head lol

sylvalord:
No wonder na Because u done rub oil soTay he don dey peel na

Luxxe:
It's not like I hate them but sometimes I wish my boobs and my back side were not as big and seemingly attractive as they are. One can't even know who is after them for love or for the body.

You are joking and seeking for attention! Bwahaha... I think you are very funny!