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Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by ebube93: 1:31am On May 12, 2015
This ops show the sign that you're not ready to get married.
1. At the end of the fairy tale, when the Princess rides off into the sunset to marry the handsome Prince, you’re just like, “Really?? That’s IT??! I wanna see more of her actual story!”

2. All of your friends are getting engaged or into serious
relationships, and every single time a new one announces their good news, you kind of feel like they died a little bit.

3. You have a huge list of things you want to do in the
next few years, and not a single one has to do with being in a relationship.

4. You’ve broken up with people who were perfectly nice, simply because you knew that you were wasting both of your time by being together when you didn’t want it to go anywhere.

5. There is a little switch in your ear that you turn to
“mute” when your parents/family members start going
off at you again about how you should be meeting
someone nice.

6. The thing is, you have met someone nice. You’ve met
dozens of nice people, and they’re called your friends.

7. You say that you are married to your career, and that
is only somewhat a joke. It’s mostly pretty true, when
you think about it.

8. People ask you how you’re going to have children if
you don’t get married soon, and all you can do is laugh
uncontrollably in their faces.

9. Every time you see a new romantic comedy that’s all
centred on an otherwise-interesting person dedicating
their whole lives to finding love, you want to throw
yourself off a bridge just a little bit.

10. You love eating alone, and some of your best
memories include finishing several chapters while holed up at the little corner table of your favorite restaurant.

11. People think that you’ve been hurt really badly and
that’s why you’re “afraid” of getting married, and you
don’t even have the energy to correct them about it
anymore.

12. The entire idea of weddings and gowns and
receptions and cakes just seems kind of weird to you.
Well, maybe not the cake. The cake and free alcohol can stay, but you don’t see why you have to get married to get all of that.

13. The thought of being attached to a single person for
the rest of your natural life makes you feel like you’re
wearing an itchy wool turtleneck on a summer day.

14. Every time you attend someone’s wedding, you find
the little group of cool people who hate this kind of
bullshit, and spend the whole time getting drunk with
them and making fun of people.

15. You genuinely don’t understand why people regard
your whole life as incomplete if you’re not headed
somewhere serious with a partner.

16. You can name a million things you love about
yourself that have nothing to do with your relationship
status, and wish that everyone else was capable of doing the same thing.

17. You wish that there was a kind of website for people
who are just genuinely looking to meet other, awesome
humans that don’t fall into the “long-term partner”
category or “one night stand” category — like OkCupid
for friends who maybe occasionally have sex with each
other?

18. The people you think you are just “casually seeing”
are always kept at enough of an arm’s length that they
don’t get any weird ideas about where this is going.

19. There are many times where you’ve thought to
yourself that marriage as an institution is just kind of
bullshit to begin with.

20. If you did want to get married, you know that you are not yet the person who should be doing that. You have to go through at least a dozen more life changes/
improvements before you could consider yourself ready for that kind of thing.

21. You kind of suspect that a huge number of the people getting married around you are going to be getting divorced not too far in the future.

22. Several of them already have, and you’re trying your best not to feel “I told you so” about the whole thing.
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by gudluckgreat(m): 2:46am On May 12, 2015
undecided
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by fromnigeria(m): 4:00am On May 12, 2015
Lengthy, very long, too long!!!
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by dechandel(f): 4:07am On May 12, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by Nobody: 4:36am On May 12, 2015
Who reads list this long in the wee hours of the morning?


tongue
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by peeparty(m): 7:26am On May 12, 2015
....yawns.....
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by rudebouy: 7:47am On May 12, 2015
Dis was nice. But it kinda sounded like it was more feminine inclined sha
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by MsBliss(f): 1:23pm On May 17, 2015
No 3 is soo true for me
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by natas22: 1:26pm On May 17, 2015
Copy and paste, repeated threads over and over.


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Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by MsBliss(f): 2:07pm On May 17, 2015
ebube93:
This ops show the sign that you're not ready to get married.


3. You have a huge list of things you want to do in the
next few years, and not a single one has to do with being in a relationship.

4. You’ve broken up with people who were perfectly nice, simply because you knew that you were wasting both of your time by being together when you didn’t want it to go anywhere.

5. There is a little switch in your ear that you turn to
“mute” when your parents/family members start going
off at you again about how you should be meeting
someone nice.

6. The thing is, you have met someone nice. You’ve met
dozens of nice people, and they’re called your friends.

7. You say that you are married to your career, and that
is only somewhat a joke. It’s mostly pretty true, when
you think about it

11. People think that you’ve been hurt really badly and
that’s why you’re “afraid” of getting married, and you
don’t even have the energy to correct them about it
anymore.

12. The entire idea of weddings and gowns and
receptions and cakes just seems kind of weird to you.
Well, maybe not the cake. The cake and free alcohol can stay, but you don’t see why you have to get married to get all of that.

13. The thought of being attached to a single person for
the rest of your natural life makes you feel like you’re
wearing an itchy wool turtleneck on a summer day.


15. You genuinely don’t understand why people regard
your whole life as incomplete if you’re not headed
somewhere serious with a partner.

16. You can name a million things you love about
yourself that have nothing to do with your relationship
status, and wish that everyone else was capable of doing the same thing.

18. The people you think you are just “casually seeing”
are always kept at enough of an arm’s length that they
don’t get any weird ideas about where this is going.

19. There are many times where you’ve thought to
yourself that marriage as an institution is just kind of
bullshit to begin with.

20. If you did want to get married, you know that you are not yet the person who should be doing that. You have to go through at least a dozen more life changes/
improvements before you could consider yourself ready for that kind of thing.

21. You kind of suspect that a huge number of the people getting married around you are going to be getting divorced not too far in the future.
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Op you should be kept behind bars for stealing or will I say eavesdropping on my thoughts .
Re: Signs That Show You're Not Ready To Get Married by Tufunky: 2:08pm On May 17, 2015
100% true

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