In an oil company, this man was about
to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
On phone....

Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.

Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about
to receive a contract of N30 million.

Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very
urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.

Husband: but I'm about to...

Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.

Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come bak quick.

Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might
happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...

Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a
contract worth 30 million?

Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.

Husband: R u pregnant?

Wife: .Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if
it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur
contract.

Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?

Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6
months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is
finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of
touching rats.....

I will book space and leave

I go first faint , If I wake up, I will accept the fact that "there is reason for everything" what if I was awarded the contract with the #30m and thief block me on the road and shoot me ?

.... I will quickly wake up because it can only happen in My dream. On a lighter note, in this time of fuel scarcity, I will advise everybody to do like this guy (below) , make your village witches no com use straw sip your fuel.

Was this supposed to be funny?

agarawu23:
I go first faint , If I wake up, I will accept the fact that "there is reason for everything" what if I was awarded the contract with the #30m and thief block me on the road and shoot me ?

lol na so hopeless pple think! When they lose smtn they will say thr is a reason! If u re given a 30mill contract does dat min d money will b fully paid in cash?

shawnfamous:
lol na so hopeless pple think! When they lose smtn they will say thr is a reason! If u re given a 30mill contract does dat min d money will b fully paid in cash?

if you can commit suicide cos you lost a contract worth 30m, I can't

ppl like you are guys who can use their wife for money ritual

even if the company didn't give me the money in full, at lease I will be given part payment either check or cash

if one way block, another way go open if you have faith

agarawu23:
if you can commit suicide cos you lost a contract worth 30m, I can't

ppl like you are guys who can use their wife for money ritual

even if the company didn't give me the money in full, at lease I will be given part payment either check or cash

even if I see u I go use u 4 money ritual sef

shawnfamous:
even if I see u I go use u 4 money ritual sef

mumu

.won't react bad even tho I lost the contract, I'd still gt another one. Buh I will quickly take her to a psych. Hospital and she will spend the rest of her years there.

Lol.. this is fallacy jare. I don't think any sane man of these days would leave 30M to listen to his wife story.

Just here to observe

phemyor:
In an oil company, this man was about
to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
On phone....

Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.

Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about
to receive a contract of N30 million.

Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very
urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.

Husband: but I'm about to...

Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.

Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come bak quick.

Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might
happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...

Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a
contract worth 30 million?

Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.

Husband: R u pregnant?

Wife: .Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if
it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur
contract.

Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?

Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6
months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is
finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of
touching rats.....

Remove the rat and go back to work.

is she mad..... 12 resounding slaps