Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,487 members, 7,954,876 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 11:32 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Career / Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 (18820 Views)
Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare / Reps To Check Banks’ ‘Target’ Mandate On Staff / Reach Your Target Audience With Nigerian Gsm Marketing Database (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by chiefinalowo: 1:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire: That is not true. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by spikesC(m): 1:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
akintun: Banks have their own TB rates. You should have followed the market and given them a rate to bid for you on. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by BornnAgainChild(f): 1:31pm On May 21, 2015 |
Simply get a gun and rob that same bank,afterwhich you deposit what you stole Thats the only way out All this banks can be crazy,you know--faced same too but thank God ve left there yeye bank They almost turn person to ashawo sef 40manlappy: |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by whytepawn1(m): 1:31pm On May 21, 2015 |
these are just unrealistic targets in this crunch times. I think the bank is just looking for excuses to lay off workers. why won't female bankers (marketers ) engage in ungodly acts just to rake in such monies. the Op should start looking at the prospect of life after "suit and ties ", it won't be easy but there will always be a way. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by spikesC(m): 1:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
40manlappy: For your bank to give you such target, you must be in a high ranking position. Therefore, you should have had a lot of contacts by now. This is the time to use those. Make your contacts move their accounts to your bank or make you their account official. Offer incentives from the rate and make your bank increase their rates in favour of a certain amount. Don't take this situation the wrong way, your bank needs you just like you need them now. So make offers and demands on both sides 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by chiefinalowo: 1:33pm On May 21, 2015 |
akintun: You can only get that if you are bidding for 364 days. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by richidinho(m): 1:35pm On May 21, 2015 |
Sijo01: Am helping him out Since u are here, he shouldn't go far for the search |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
Have you achieved one quarter of that amount in 2 - 3 months before? If the answer is NO, then lets be realistic, be prepared to get another Job... If you have not achieved something near to that amount (25%) in that time frame before, it is going to be a difficult task for you. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
slydog: una be olodo. how can u fulfill that target without doing pro.stitution?............ you better start a small scale business and the habitual pro.stitutes do their job in style. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by hazyfm: 1:40pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire: For the first time I agree with u on ds 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by MKO4ever(m): 1:44pm On May 21, 2015 |
sucreblazing: you don mad |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by willsofsteel: 1:44pm On May 21, 2015 |
WaiTing to See wHo giVes thE bEst adVice |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by U2ice(m): 1:46pm On May 21, 2015 |
portaableg: Yeah tnks..corrected 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by sulakishop(m): 1:47pm On May 21, 2015 |
MONEY RITUAL THINGS... |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by knostbrown01(m): 1:48pm On May 21, 2015 |
idu1:You have new job 2give him |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by freshvine(f): 1:49pm On May 21, 2015 |
40manlappy: Buy a toy gun preferably black color and approach any of the management board in your bank. Point it at him in his air-conditioned office and say: sir, you are one of those that sent us out to get 500 million naira, I need yours now or a promotion letter. Where the hell do you expect me to muscle such fund from? |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by 9jatatafo(m): 1:52pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire: The volume of cash mentioned is on the high side. That said, how can one go about this TB? Can you give me useful info? Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by MaziOmenuko: 1:58pm On May 21, 2015 |
U2ice: You didn't hear that the writer of that book has since filed for bankruptcy? The dude is fvcken broke! So all his 'hypes' and 'feel-good' motivations are trash as they didn't work for him. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire: Are you sure about the bold?? Meanwhile, doing TBs through a bank is almost same as their FDs, on that amount. I'd rather opt for mutual funds. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by adconline(m): 2:01pm On May 21, 2015 |
How about u focus on SME customers that have 500k to 2m? About 150 of them can help u! |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 2:03pm On May 21, 2015 |
The timeline for your target is quite short. But you can do a lot within the time line if you are committed and focused to the task. To start with, you need to break down your target into achievable components and set about the task immediately. For instance, you need 100 people to give you N5m deposit each in order to meet your target. You need 50 people to give you N10m deposit each to meet your target. I believe you already have some customers who have account in the Bank. You start with them. Beg them with every imaginable or unimaginable strategy to increase their deposit in the Bank. You can promise them increased rate on their deposit if they are not already enjoying the rates you just mentioned on your post. From there, you move over to your church or mosque or whatever organisation or society or club you belong. Sound a note of alarm and urgency to them to give you deposits. To get these ones, you have to pester the life out of them. As a Banker, I have made it a commitment to be very prominent in my church to attract the attention of the top pastorate and high networth members. I am a key member of many service units in the church and I always attend and participate actively in major church events. By doing this, I have been able to draw myself close to so many high networth individuals and the church pastorate from where i have opened many juicy accounts. I am also a member of several professional and social associations, clubs and organisations where I manage their accounts. After that you move over to your own family, friends and relatives. As far as I am concerned, I have defined my friendship with people on the basis of how relevant they are to me. If you are my friend and you refuse to open an account in my Bank or give me fixed deposits when they clearly have the money, then there is no need to remain friends. If you are a family member and all you do is to be begging me for money, I will demand that you open at least 10 accounts for me before you can deserve the next payment from me. Even my parents and uncles have accounts in our Bank and they have referred so many people to open accounts for me and give me deposits. With all these communal efforts combined and with your own personal efforts, by God's grace you will achieve over 50% of your target by June ending to retain your job. The solution is not in quitting. That is a lazy man's recommendation. The truth is that all these targets helps you in your own personal development. It gives you so much exposure and contacts that can help you when you eventually exit the Banking industry. And the drive, commitment and passion you put into achieving your targets ensures that you can never fail in your own business when you eventually decide to be self employed. Hope my advise is useful. A fellow banker. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by MaziOmenuko: 2:03pm On May 21, 2015 |
akintun: chiefinalowo: masonkz: Lol...as if you guys don't know our resident nairaland online - 'billyonaire'. Who said living a fake life doesn't pay? Some people actually believe him even when it is obvious he doesn't know what he is talking about. 3 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 2:05pm On May 21, 2015 |
MaziOmenuko: LOL I fear o. when did TBs rise to 17% biko? except if it's not done through commercial banks. But then, even Investments banks don't get it at that high. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by MaziOmenuko: 2:08pm On May 21, 2015 |
masonkz: 17% is a steal! Even if na blood money?! |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 21, 2015 |
MaziOmenuko: Apparently he thinks he's talking to fools. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 2:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
Approach any of this multi million dollar Church. moreover dy av got nothing to loose. just present them with a good proposal and bingo... |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by sucreblazing(m): 2:17pm On May 21, 2015 |
you don mad [/quote] [quote author=MKO4ever post=33957895] we are both mad |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Denn(m): 2:20pm On May 21, 2015 |
...reminds me of old times... Nemo dat quod non habet |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by juicebox: 2:25pm On May 21, 2015 |
. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by gebest: 2:27pm On May 21, 2015 |
even you yourself knows you are lying. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by publicenemy(m): 2:34pm On May 21, 2015 |
kennygee: Lol...are you an ibo lady? |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nicepoker(m): 2:35pm On May 21, 2015 |
Slavery JOB. Resign b4 heart attack kills u o 1 Like |
I Was Part Of Retrenched Staffs In 2 Good Jobs Within One Year 2015. (god Why?) / My Boss Wishes Everyone Happy Birthday Apart From Me.. / Some Moment You Can Relate To In Arms Force Training
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 96 |