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The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by shiningshina(m): 6:59am On May 19, 2015
An intelligent Nigerian recently challenged the story of the Hausa man who claimed to have trekked from Lagos to Abuja. The Nigerian proved convincingly that his claim was impossible, especially within the claimed timeframe. Of course, one cannot be surprised that GMB honoured the man. He is a politician after all - a Nigerian politician. So, even if he was certain that his trekker was a liar, he would still honour him to boost his own false image.

Then, another man claimed to be trekking for GEJ. And there have suddenly been a large wave of trekkers, most especially from the North. Even an old Northerner claims to be trekking for Governor Amaechi!

Now, let me tell you the big secret behind ALL the treks. there is nothing magical about them. You too can trek - even from Ikoyi to Maiduguri.

This is how it is done.

You take a bus ride from one town to another. Then move to a spotlight area while trekking. Make sure to have sweated well. Then, take a picture of yourself. Book a cheap room at a cheap hotel for a few days. Then, bus another bus to the next town. Repeat the whole process again and again. AND YOU ARE TREKKING! grin

That's the BIG secret in case you haven't noticed.
Re: The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by texazzpete(m): 7:03am On May 19, 2015
Why don't you and this 'intelligent Nigerian' conclusively and convincingly prove these trekkers wrong by trekking from Lagos to Abuja so we can use your travel time to benchmark?

You lazy dolts will not make good use of your time, it is to disparage what others have done.
Re: The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by Mekybliss(f): 7:04am On May 19, 2015
Lol. In that case I will trek to my house grin
Re: The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by Mhosmhan(m): 7:05am On May 19, 2015
Am not against d trekking,but sincerely speaking,,d motives of the trekkers have been compromised,,all they do is to trek so as to be rewarded
Re: The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by kilokeys(m): 7:05am On May 19, 2015
lemme trek to my office ds morning jare...

afterall.. trekking now has a new meaning
Re: The Secrets Of The Mad Trekkers by socialmediaman: 7:09am On May 19, 2015
@shiningshina they might even be driving and making stops here and there for photo shoots, lol... Just kidding

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