RichyBlacK:

You make a point here though.

It's common knowledge that those women where the hymen is glorified are experts in oral and anal
but that's beyond the scope of this thread

Destroy the back and save the front. Smart. real smart!

spoilt:

Destroy the back and save the front. Smart. real smart!

ROFL
backstreet gals

spoilt:

Ahem,  the similarities?   Both are edible amongst other things. .

Both are edible?? The plot thickens.

stillwater:

I win, I win, I win.

U haven't won the WAR yet.

tope2000:

Lmao @snails . . . . . .that was what i saw my mum used it clean as well
I started hearing this alum n vag abt a yr ago

We live in a strange world.

That is a very good question
But the answer lies somewhere, use ur imagination

The only difference on top of me head is. . . . .One could be hairy(if unwaxed) and the other one does not grow hair.
Not sure though. . . . . .Snails older than 5 years might grow hair.

what is vono bed?

Richy just because she "resists" vaginal sex doesnt mean she's not getting it in the back.

One of the reasons why I found that "award for Nigerian virgins" article hilariously sad.

Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.

**osisi:

ROFL
backstreet gals

Rotflmao!!!

DaPhoenix:

Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I[b] will bleed to death and make him happy[/b].

Rotflmao!!! You guys are cracking me up!!!!

DaPhoenix:

I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.

Lmao

~Sauron~:

We live in a strange world.

The only difference on top of me head is. . . . .One could be hairy(if unwaxed) and the other one does not grow hair.
Not sure though. . . . . .Snails older than 5 years might grow hair.

Lmao . . . . .  
We are not looking at differences, we shud be looking for similarities
One of them is the use of alum
another one is they are both edible
Add another one too

DaPhoenix:

Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.

I will be carrying a powerful flashlight to inspect the nether region.

or the married ones with 4 kids whose jerusalem already slack eh, they should consider doing it. at least this will help them. i heard married men like tight Jerusalem

who watched oprah today

tope2000:

We are not looking at differences, we shud be looking for similarities
One of them is the use of alum
another one is they are both edible
Add another one too

Mental exercise you are giving me here. . . .
OK. . . .both can be slimy!!!

KarmaMod:

what is vono bed?

Richy just because she "resists" vaginal sex doesnt mean she's not getting it in the back.

One of the reasons why I found that "award for Nigerian virgins" article hilariously sad.

some old bed with springs  most popular way back in secondary school boarding houses.

found this online at a Dubai site


A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :

Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.

Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!

Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!

~Sauron~:

Mental exercise you are giving me here. . . .
OK. . . .both can be slimy!!!

Snails - always
V-area - not always

**osisi:

found this online at a Dubai site


A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :

Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.

Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!

Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!

Osisi should host her own show. . . . . .Where do u get this gists from?
2 men having their weapons damaged cos she had a platinum plate fixed up there??
What are these men?? Pigs??

~Sauron~:

I will be carrying a powerful flashlight to inspect the nether region.

I know when men are virgins too. No amount of porn watching can make you that experienced.

Girl #3 : eeff,  I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!

You go gurl!

but that third woman is dangerous o
so she hides her former marriages too?

Lmao that girl must be making mad money

Promise virginity to some insecure slowpoke and make him pay hefty sum, leave and do the same to another

3 times eh? Smart chic

**osisi:

found this online at a Dubai site


A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :

Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.

Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!

Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!

Who's her doctor? I might need to get a fix too.

they have soiled the Holy Book

those women in   are not that holy

Bleed to death if you like, he will still not be happy.

*Hauwa*:

they have soiled the Holy Book

those women in   are not that holy

say what?

bless the new hymen and it becomes holy

wrong posting

They've reduced women to liars and cheats

KarmaMod:

Lmao that girl must be making mad money

Promise virginity to some insecure slowpoke and make him pay hefty sum, leave and do the same to another

3 times eh? Smart chic

some have taken it to a whole 'nother level.
hymen without end

Ndipe:

Yes, it's very RUDE infact, you should be repartriated to your homeland. Why should you speak your language openly, instead of covering your mouth and muttering it in very muffling tones? Only English Language needs to be spoken PUBLICLY. Our native language should be spoken BEHIND closed doors, and even then, mixed with English Language.

Ndipe, wetin you smoke

abi it is the power of second hand hymen?

stillwater:

They've reduced women to liars and cheats

Na today?

stillwater:

They've reduced women to liars and cheats

and themselves to mugus
If Igbos were crazy about this hymen thing the brides family will profit heavily
If the bride price was $3,000,virgins will start from $10,000  

*Hauwa*:

Ndipe, wetin you smoke

abi it is the power of second hand hymen?

Nickel titanium hymen

do you think women are smarter?