It happened on Monday. We slept off on the same bed. I woke up around 5 am and she was gone. There was blood all over the bed. I felt a sharp wound on my chest. I stood up and checked my self on the mirror, there it was, a very big hole on my chest. She cut open my chest, removed my heart and ran away with it. She stole my heart what do I do??

Find a goat and take its own heart as replacement, they are your kind.

izuch:
Find a goat and take its own heart as replacement, they are your kind.

tnx alot bro, i was contemplating on taking ur own, i think an hausa goat's heart is better.

stupidity:
tnx alot bro, i was contemplating on taking ur own, i think an hausa goat's heart is better.

try dog heart, I Think It's Better

in short u av disvirgin her hmmm.wish u both well

nikkiehan:
in short u av disflowered her hmmm.wish u both well

and she stole my heart, is that fair? Am deeply hurt

stupidity:
and she stole my heart, is that fair? Am deeply hurt

I pray she neva release it o

nikkiehan:
I pray she neva release it o

y are you wicked? Itz not fair, instead, you should kindly set aside your two booby, cut open ur chest and gimme ur heart. Help a brother.

Go and jump insyd lagoon as dat is d end of ur lyf. @ least wif dat, we ll not av to read about ur fake and hnreiatic story again

femakins:
Go and jump insyd lagoon as dat is d end of ur lyf. @ least wif dat, we ll not av to read about ur fake and hnreiatic story again

i hope you are not related to that oba of lagos? You shouldnt be telling me to go jump inside the lagoon. Thats wicked

Andrew114:
Okay then........., just find clay soil mud it like ur heart and place it ur in hole chest

i tried it bro, it dissolved.

Be glad she didn't steal your stup!dity

omoelu1:
Be glad she didn't steal your stup!dity

lol, i guess she did. She stole my stupiditic heart

*I'm walking away*

LOL Stupidmumu people no suppose get heart....Ode

roymary:
LOL Stupidmumu people no suppose get heart....Ode

gladly I had one, and she took it.

Op this your name sha