A group of women gathered at a health seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.The women were asked,"how many of you love ur husbands?"all d women raised their hands.then they asked"when was d last time u told ur husband u loved him?some answered today,yesterday,some didn't remember.the women were told to take their phones n send d following text to their respective husbands:I love u,sweet hrt.then d women were told to exchange phones n read d responding text messages.here r some of d replies:
1.Eh,mother of my children,r u sick
2.what nw?did u crash d car again
3.I asked u nt to drink
4.if u dnt tell me who dis message is actually for,u will die today
5.who is this
6.I dnt understand.what do u mean
7.what did u do nw?I won't forgv u dis tym
8.dnt beat abt d bush jst tell me hw much u need.

Never did. I have never been married.

baarbie:
Never did. I have never been married.

Who wan marry babyrobber?

2people:
Who wan marry babyrobber?

I am not a baby rubber

I just like barbie dolls.

This morning