Can a history teacher explain this ...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.


Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...

Worth a share ...!!

Wow! very educative and weird.

This is proof that ediots like OP take every crap on the Internet as fact.


Cross check with simpleton Wikipedia and you will see that you are a complete buffon

BackDatAssUp:
This is proof that ediots like OP take every crap on the Internet as fact.


Cross check with simpleton Wikipedia and you will see that you are a complete buffon

Thanks bro, ppl always come to NL just to look for som1 to fight n rain insults on. I expect more ppl like you to show up.

Ignore the toothless pitbull jaaaare

Realfiness:


Thanks bro, ppl always come to NL just to look for som1 to fight n rain insults on. I expect more ppl like you to show up.

Realfiness:


Thanks bro, ppl always come to NL just to look for som1 to fight n rain insults on. I expect more ppl like you to show up.

Foolish genes was started by your ancestors

Thank scientists for vaccines

Pleb.

bigtt76:
Ignore the toothless pitbull jaaaare

Female plebs only breed more plebs

BackDatAssUp:


Female plebs only breed more plebs

why do you enjoy insulting people? well ppl like u must hv grown in d family whr fighting, shouting, nagging and raining of insults are the order of the day. So I guess its not ur fault. Its in your blood

bigtt76:
Ignore the toothless pitbull jaaaare

thanks dear, don't mind him

Realfiness:


why do you enjoy insulting people? well ppl like u must hv grown in d family whr fighting, shouting, nagging and raining of insults are the order of the day. So I guess its not ur fault. Its in your blood

Pleb

Realfiness:


thanks dear, don't mind him

See as you people are so dependant on ND oil to the point that any mention of ND secession gives you parasites bp.

Nigeria as a Nation is not sacrosanct.

You parasites act as if Nigeria was created on the 7 th day of creation by Baba God himself.

If Yugoslavia can divide or Sudan split or even the mighty Soviet Union what is this fraudulent hate filled jealousy assembly compared to them?

Already your Thiefnibu is reeling from his foolishness with the north and is already an advocate of regional autonomy.

Buhari and the north will soon show you how stup1d you are

I am giving this country 2 yrs max so start planting whatever cash crop you can l.

Parasites

honestly guy go check ursef in d nearest hospital bcus am very sure ur medulla is no longer there.