Come across this piece and want to share with u and see ur opinion,AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with_______________________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certifies the following :

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am
in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare
in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(B-) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON________ (DAY) OF_____ (MONTH) _______ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________
Signature of Screwee

I swear.. She has to sign this....

End time things



See mentality on top something wey u suppose enjoy legitimately with you wife/husband.


No endanger ur life, sign that document at ur own peril, partake at the peril of ur soul



i talk my own oooo

Who needs this when U̶̲̥̅̊ talking bout casual

Hehehehe. Lwkmd. So u wan tell me say wen una two blood dey hot una go remember d form?

Anyss:
Hehehehe. Lwkmd. So u wan tell me say wen una two blood dey hot una go remember d form?

Hehehe dat document serious ooOoo

where is the space provided for witnesses?

porozhniy:
where is the space provided for witnesses?

Witnesses Lol...dat one na live bf naaa

Skanas:

Witnesses Lol...dat one na live bf naaa

without the signature of multiple witnesses, she could easily claim she was forced to sign. Pls also include kisses and other forms of sexual activities come into the contract...don't forget a lawyer!