I will miss the outgoing first lady, mrs Patience Jonathan
ooo.
Now that Buhari has
won, will Buhari's wife
make Nigerians laugh
and forget
their sorrows like First
Lady Dame Faka
Patience Jonathan
does?
This woman has
increased the life span
of an average Nigerian.
Few examples of her
"Award Winning
Speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great
CONTINENT.
2- * My husband
Jonathan and Sambo IS
good people.
3- * I rather KILL
myself than commit
SUICIDE.[/b]
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to
Abroad to Rest in
Peace.
7- * My husband is the
best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are
RESPONDING to
treatment.
9- * For those who said
I SPEECH bad English, I
left them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead,
but his Manhood still
lives on.
11- * Na only you waka
come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!!
This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo...
hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of
N2million I donate my
family.
15- *To all those who
think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a
question for you. When
a child fails an exam,
isn't the child
supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat
Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is
the younger brother of
my husband. This man I
have
tasted him and he is
very sweet. Support
him.
We will really missed her dearly in the political scene

We will sure miss her

Grammatical licence

[size=20pt] You may not like GMB but it's silly to secretly hope he fails just to prove yourself right..his success is our smile tomorrow #ChangeIsHere [/size]

Mr Op, hw wil u feel whn somebody insult ur moda lyk dis ?

English is nt our language,it's borrowed, so we r bound 2 be making mistakes. Nobody is perfect so plz learn hw 2 respect ur elders.