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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:

Buhahahahahaha! cheesy

lolcheesy Stop Buhahahaharrriinngggg...

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by chibwike(m): 4:50pm On Jun 03, 2015
Sometimes, when my mum is not at home...i enter the water closet..and pretend to be shiit..

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2015
Ishilove:
Buhahahahahaha! cheesy
tongue
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jun 03, 2015
standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun undecided
lmao! cheesy

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jun 03, 2015
PervyByNature:
i didnt know you laughed?

I am human.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:

I am human.
k.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Vivly(f): 5:58pm On Jun 03, 2015
standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


-\
LMAO!! crazy. grin


Sometimes when my mom's not home; I like to lay down next to an orange tree and pretend I'm a fallen orange.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2015
Vivly:
LMAO!! crazy. grin


Sometimes when my mom's not home; I like to lay down next to an orange tree and pretend I'm a fallen orange.

Orange kwa cheesy Na to lick you remain oh
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Vivly(f): 6:10pm On Jun 03, 2015
standd:

Orange kwa cheesy Na to lick you remain oh
lol. Na to eat the human yam porridge first before the fruit.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2015
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I like to to lie on my back, open my legs wide and pretend i am in labor. My two balls being twins coming out thru my d.ck. Head first of course.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Moana(f): 11:57pm On Jun 03, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my moms not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot

Cc, Ishilove

grin grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Vivalavida99(f): 2:33am On Jun 04, 2015
Hilarious.... cheesy grin


Op is suffering from undiagnosed manic depressive psychosis, he should sick help.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by grad2012(f): 4:06pm On Jun 04, 2015
standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun undecided
LMAO grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by grad2012(f): 4:10pm On Jun 04, 2015
lol I actually thought it was something very serious O lol grin OP u try u made me laugh.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
And it did. Oya do the needful.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by leahcimzil: 6:51pm On Jun 04, 2015
please stop smoking cheap weed please
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jaybee104(m): 6:52pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
Oboi e don make FP o
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by JewelDiamond(f): 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
deactivate sharpaly
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by elantraceey(f): 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry

Now please do grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ifeconwaba(m): 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
guy do it now deactivate fast fast

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jamex93(m): 6:54pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.



bros u funny sha
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jun 04, 2015
Put on my birthday suit and shake my bum bum to a very loud music... kiss kiss

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by hotgunz(m): 6:54pm On Jun 04, 2015
U need deliverance, I can see u re possed wit carrot spirit
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
how market?

E don make front page ooo

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 04, 2015
Shame, dùmbarses ruined such a fun thread.

They should have just swerved if they didn't know the game.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by caprini1: 6:55pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
o ya deactivate grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by elantraceey(f): 6:56pm On Jun 04, 2015
LMAO

This thread is damn funny grin grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by NobleG1(m): 6:57pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

Well... that's one the symptoms of imminent lunacy. Go check a Psychiatrist now.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Humblebloke(m): 6:58pm On Jun 04, 2015
All these jobless modsundecided....




They just like deleting peoples' honest opinion.... Is this not a public forum
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by vega84(m): 6:59pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
, well I hav been staying alone fr yrs #vegatalks. So is no longer a biggie, in fact am looking fr who to stay wit self #vegatalks

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Flets: 7:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
Surprisingly, this is one funny thread

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