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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by bosunjohns(m): 10:15pm On Jun 04, 2015

Olodapsing:
I don't know if anybody ever try this, trying to balance between on and off of a bulb switch and see what happens.

sure did!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by AlienStar: 10:17pm On Jun 04, 2015

kinglekan:
Na slip of finger.

den wake d finger up

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by nwonufestus(m): 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2015

dis op sef u mst b high on coconut drink

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by papoose999(m): 10:22pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef

oya deactivate sharpaly

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by papoose999(m): 10:22pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef

oya deactivate sharpaly

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by AlienStar: 10:23pm On Jun 04, 2015

I dunno craps make Fp.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 04, 2015

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Paschal55(m): 10:30pm On Jun 04, 2015

Dat was how i did wen I smoked OSHOGBO WEED for the first time,,, z neva ur fault, e go clear just mata of times...

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by sosodevf(m): 10:40pm On Jun 04, 2015

Vivly:
Other times, I install a rope from my ceiling, hang on it, swivel, and pretend I'm a fan.

Oh! I know don't tell me 'bites finger' George of the Jungle. No B only fan na propeller.
LoL....

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by tessylove2(f): 10:41pm On Jun 04, 2015

very funny indeed!

www.gistwithtessy.com

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jun 04, 2015

keppyy:
Put on my birthday suit and shake my bum bum to a very loud music...

I've bn searching for where I can buy a birthday suit even on konga and jumia, and whenever I enter a shop and ask for one the people in there give me this weird look.
I don't just gerrit!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 11:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

AlienStar:
den wake d finger up

It mind end up inside you, if I do so.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
I smell mushin weed

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jun 04, 2015

when I'm home alone I watch PORN

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jun 04, 2015

gregzone:

I've bn searching for where I can buy a birthday suit even on konga and jumia, and whenever I enter a shop and ask for one the people in there give me this weird look.
I don't just gerrit!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 11:22pm On Jun 04, 2015

AlienStar:
lyk seriously?

You wanna give it a shot?

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by AlienStar: 11:29pm On Jun 04, 2015

kinglekan:
You wanna give it a shot?

no way!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jun 04, 2015

idu1:
u for tie ur like legs and pretend to be mermaid too...

Simonandal

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 11:31pm On Jun 04, 2015

AlienStar:
no way!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by delishpot: 11:39pm On Jun 04, 2015

Next time, if you like enter soak away and pretend say you be shit

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by smudge2079(m): 11:59pm On Jun 04, 2015

My mum is always at home so i don't av to pretend....

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by solodox(m): 12:10am On Jun 05, 2015

LaurelP:
Op if u must smoke weed, smoke d qty ur head can carry na!

OGHENE! chai bros you ken serve o! op pele o! na ikwale igbo dey get this kind side effect o! oya make una soak ijebu garri feed am.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Smartyb(f): 12:39am On Jun 05, 2015

StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?

lolz..cnt stop laughin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 1:53am On Jun 05, 2015

Funny thread cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 2:03am On Jun 05, 2015

Ishilove:
Funny thread

No meeting this night?
Your oga's broom stick should be ok by now, right?

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 3:21am On Jun 05, 2015

This is a stup!d copypasta and as such must get deleted.

I don't see why this came to the frontpage meanwhile if I post one from another source it gets deleted randomly. This is discrimination angry

at its very best.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by darlenese(f): 5:19am On Jun 05, 2015

Ishilove:

I think we all did that

Oya share yours nau

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by blakky97(m): 6:10am On Jun 05, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

bursted!
I know where you copied this from you plagiarising son of an african father.
for anybody that cares go to google, type the keywords "I pretend to be a carrot when home alone" you'll see the op is just a copy pussy cat. (they dare not change the pu.ssy to any other word cos thats not the context here.)

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