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Relationship Prayer by Curiousmind(m): 8:17am On Jun 04, 2015
A husband was praying 1 night.. "My God, 4d past 1yr, I'v bn goin 2work everyday for 8hrs &all my wife does is sit @home, doin NOTIN! I wnt her 2knw dt makin money is hard. Culd U pls change our bodies, so dt she cn get a feelin of wat it takes 2be a man?"Den God grantd his wish.D nxt mornin, he woke up as a woman. So he (now she) 1. wakes up the children 2. Makes their beds 3. Gives them a bath and dresses them ready for school 4. Makes breakfast for d family 5. Fills d children's lunch boxes 6. Fills the laundry machine 7. Drives kids to school 8. Stopped at the bank on his way back 9. Drives to the supermarket for grocery shopping 10. Comes home, unpacks and stores shopping 13. Cooks lunch 14. Takes a 20mins nap 15. Gets clothes off the washer to the dryer 16. Vacuums, dusts, sweeps and washes the floor 17. Drives back to school to pick up kids 18. Empties kids bag packs, changes their uniforms and serves them lunch 19. Empties the dryer and do...es some ironing 20. Makes dinner for family 21. Takes a shower 22. Husband comes back from work after hanging out with friends. She kisses him, loosens his tie and helps him with his jacket. 23. Serves dinner, clears the table and kitchen 24. Fills the dishwasher 25. Helps kids with homework 26. Puts kids to bed, then she goes to bed.... 27. Gets up at 1am 2check on d kids 28. Rises @4am 2pray She's expected to: 29. Wash her own car or drive it 2d car wash 30. Ensure d kids are always looking neat and tidy. 31. No time 2 socialise or hang out with friends 32. Look her best, with hair, nails, makeup, etc in place. D nxt mornin he got up &wz back to his knees prayin..."My God,I dn't knw wot I wz thinkn. Pls resume our original bodies back.."Den God replied "My son,i'm afraid u hv 2wait 4 another 12-15months. U got pregnant last night.=))=)) I will hv 2restore things back after u hv put 2bed, nursed d baby &seen yr first menstruation=))=)) GOD bless all d Hard Workn women, mothers, ladies, sisters and girls!

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Re: Relationship Prayer by Nobody: 8:23am On Jun 04, 2015
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Re: Relationship Prayer by boboLIL(m): 10:12am On Jun 04, 2015
Haha, na dah pregnant peri0d he(she) g0 hear am.... Selfishness

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