2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula
for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls
and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and
EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I
Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back
in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date your
sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish
and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of
guys are single as their marital status states, and
99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a
relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they
are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
GOODLUCK!

Cc: Ishilove

stale like "things fall apart"

Brb. . Lemme take some weeds

funny..even though i still hate maths