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Love Mathematics by adexdon(m): 1:34pm On Mar 30, 2016
MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPERTime: 2Hrs 30MINSINSTRUCTIONS:
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend andshe gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in yourThinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting KCSE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,350,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and b. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)BEST OF LUCK!
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 1:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
John is the 14th best student and 14th worst student in his class, how many students are there in his class?
Re: Love Mathematics by adexdon(m): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:
John is the 14th best student and 14th worst student in his class, how many students are there in his class?

14
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 2:28pm On Mar 30, 2016
adexdon:


14

Not at all. It's actually 27 students

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Re: Love Mathematics by adexdon(m): 3:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:


Not at all. It's actually 27 students


Hw explain
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 4:05pm On Mar 30, 2016
adexdon:



Hw explain

He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27

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Re: Love Mathematics by adexdon(m): 5:49pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:


He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27


Ok..
NIce proof
Re: Love Mathematics by adexdon(m): 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:


He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27


Ok..
NIce proof
Re: Love Mathematics by prospero5(m): 6:54pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:

Not at all. It's actually 27 students
you got it, bro
Re: Love Mathematics by Tommfrench(m): 7:09pm On Mar 30, 2016
adonisvg:


He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27
oh, wonderful !!
Re: Love Mathematics by Tommfrench(m): 7:23pm On Mar 30, 2016
adexdon:
MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPERTime: 2Hrs 30MINSINSTRUCTIONS:
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend andshe gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in yourThinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting KCSE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,350,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and b. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)BEST OF LUCK!
there's nothing mathematical about these questions....



Maybe, some, written explanatory approach, would fit
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 9:10pm On Mar 31, 2016
How many dots are on a pair of dice?
Re: Love Mathematics by Bluezy13(m): 9:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
adonisvg:


He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27
Permission to argue
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 10:54pm On Mar 31, 2016
Bluezy13:

Permission to argue


Go ahead, sir.
Re: Love Mathematics by Nobody: 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2016
adonisvg:
How many dots are on a pair of dice?
42 dots
Re: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 6:58am On Apr 01, 2016
sylvalord:
42 dots


Sure. You're correct, sir.

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