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Dear girlfriend!..
I LOVE SEX, That's Me! I'm A Man. So,
STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised
That I'm Always Hot For You. It's
Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It
Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me
That Pu**y. Don't Blame Me,
Trace It Back To The Biblical King
Solomon. My Di*k Is My Di*k. This Size
Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or
Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can
Go In You, It's About How deep My Love For You Is.
Sometimes I Cum Fast,
Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called
Being A Man. Shining And Acting Up
Every Time I Cum Too Quick! You Should
Thank God I Came! That Means You Are
Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About
How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's
About How Long This Relationship Will
Last! But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED!
Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A
Porn Star! Try Me! DON'T EVER Compare
Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The
Bleep Are You Doing With
Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The
Word To
Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And
Female Cousins...
If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do
Something About It... Never Attack Me
Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A
Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My
Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff that Goes
On There Is Crazier Than You Can
Imagine! Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer
My Calls! Ever!
If They Wanted To Talk To You, They
Would Have Called You Instead! If I
Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm
Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start
Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty!
Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS
REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your
Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your
Boyfriend, Not ATM”

Crazy ass mudafvckers

**yawns**

The rainy season is really causing wonders.

Lol

The best article on NL so far.
The ladies will sure be smiling reading while reading this, but when it gets to the ending part *talk about being broke* she'll be like "Dorr!! That's not for me boo. *rolls eyes*"

OP is so jobless that he cannot think right for a second.

daviesdavy:
OP is so jobless that he cannot think right for a second.

Lol. not entirely jobless.