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There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by 1click(f): 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015 |
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like ” what did I do?” ” who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers. 6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don’t need reply ” Mark you slap me?.. Extragist.com 1 Like |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 17, 2015 |
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Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by DeHero1: 9:56am On Jun 17, 2015 |
What about the one that will make u see million stars per second? What name do u have for it? |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Princecalm(m): 10:03am On Jun 17, 2015 |
seems you were given no. 3 slap, how maoy times will this be posted. |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Young03(m): 10:10am On Jun 17, 2015 |
at op, wch one u don receive b4 |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by sunnico(m): 11:30am On Jun 17, 2015 |
DeHero1:inspirational slap |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by sinaj(f): 11:32am On Jun 17, 2015 |
I recieved Take Away from seniors in skul Resounding from my dad Formatting frm my mom Explanation frm my elder bro. Rhetorical frm my sister nd fight always ensues diz kinda slap 1 Like |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Nobody: 11:35am On Jun 17, 2015 |
WTF. |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Jayjay0(m): 11:44am On Jun 17, 2015 |
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ |
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by demmy0325(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2015 |
DeHero1:.. End time slap.. |
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