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There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by 1click(f): 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives
you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk
away, this kind is normally received by newly born again
Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, u keep
hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and
voices on your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone
forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself
asking questions like ” what did I do?” ” who slap me? This
type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger
than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind,
you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been
dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This
is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a
long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you
do is just stand right where you are and watch the person
walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u
start asking questions that don’t need reply ” Mark you slap
me?..

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Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 17, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by DeHero1: 9:56am On Jun 17, 2015
What about the one that will make u see million stars per second?

What name do u have for it?
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Princecalm(m): 10:03am On Jun 17, 2015
seems you were given no. 3 slap, how maoy times will this be posted.
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Young03(m): 10:10am On Jun 17, 2015
at op, wch one u don receive b4
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by sunnico(m): 11:30am On Jun 17, 2015
DeHero1:
What about the one that will make u see million stars per second?

What name do u have for it?
inspirational slap
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by sinaj(f): 11:32am On Jun 17, 2015
I recieved Take Away from seniors in skul sad

Resounding from my dad cry

Formatting frm my mom angry

Explanation frm my elder bro. grin

Rhetorical frm my sister nd fight always ensues diz kinda slap grin

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Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Nobody: 11:35am On Jun 17, 2015
WTF.
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by Jayjay0(m): 11:44am On Jun 17, 2015
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Re: There Are 6 Major Types Of Slaps, by demmy0325(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2015
DeHero1:
What about the one that will make u see million stars per second?

What name do u have for it?
.. End time slap.. cheesy

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