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Penis Tinz by frankay430(m): 11:45pm On Jun 19, 2015
He was a freshman in secondary school.
On this night, the seniors were soaping
(applying soap to their joysticks to get an
erection and measure the length). Unless
they were lying or his memory is failing
him (it happened almost 40 years ago),
he heard 10 inches, 11 inches, then eight
inches (“boy, those guys were massive”).
When it got to his “senior’s” turn, he
registered under six inches and the others
started laughing at him.
That was when he giggled and they knew
he was awake (it was already lights out
and they had used a torch to check
earlier if he was asleep). He was hauled
down from the double bunk, beaten up
and “checked out.” Do not ask for the
outcome: what did you expect from a
frightened 11-year-old with a flaccid, no,
shrunken penis.
I do not know the origin of man’s
obsession with the size of his penis, but it
might have started shortly after the fall of
Adam when man suddenly found a more
pleasurable use for it beyond urinating.
This obsession seems to know no colour,
ethnicity or nationality. About 10 years
ago, the joysticks of 1200 volunteers from
all over India were measured. The
outcome of the survey showed that Indian
men had smaller joysticks by international
standards. Irked by the findings, Sunil
Mehra, a former Indian magazine editor
said: “It’s not size, it’s what you do with it
that matters. From our population, the
evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.
With apologies to the poet Alexander
Pope, you could say, for inches and
centimetres, let fools contend.” National
pride, not just individual or personal egos,
was bruised.
These days on the internet, in newspapers
and street walls, you see adverts of
various penis enlargement products and
methods. But what purpose does penis
enlargement serve? Does it help men in
siring children? Certainly not; as long as
the man has healthy sperms, even a
microscopic penis will get a woman
pregnant. If not gorillas would since have
gone extinct; they have one of the
smallest penis (1.5 inches or 4cm when
erect) compared to body size and weight.
If size contributes nothing to
reproduction, what is the craze for penis
enlargement all about?
Beyond procreation, the other reason for
sexual intercourse is pleasure. In fact this
is the main reason many people get
involved in sex; this is also the main
reason why prostitution and other forms
of sexual activities are rampant and
booming? But does size matter in
sexually satisfying a woman? The answer
from research and interviews is yes and
no. Yes, because some men suffer from
“a rare micropenis condition… The
disorder, which is present in 0.6 per cent
of males, means the erect penile length is
less than 7cm ( 2.7 inches). Such small
penis will likely not give a woman the
desired pleasure.” It might also totally
erode a man’s confidence and self worth.
There have also been newspaper reports
of wives suing for divorce because of their
husbands’ “small penis.” But some people
believe that skills, pre-intimacy and stamina,
rather than size, are the real issues in
many of these penis-size-related divorce
cases. In fact, John (not his real name)
believes that “the size of the penis is not
an issue. If it was, how come fingers
which are much smaller than the penis
can send women to seventh heaven? Men
should go and learn how to satisfy their
wives,” he concluded. Many women, from
research finding, also said skills are more
important than size in sexual satisfaction.
Now let us examine some more facts
from a research finding. An average penis
length is 5.6 inches. Meanwhile the
vagina length, unstimulated, range from
2.75 inches to about 3.25 inches. When a
woman is aroused, it increases between
4.25 inches to 4.75 inches. “Regardless of
how long the vagina is, the area that is
thought to be important for most
women’s sexual response is the outer
one-third.” The import of the above
research finding is that the average-size
penis is more than long enough to satisfy
a woman.
Still on the vagina, Christine O’Connor,
MD, Director of Adolescent Gynecology
and Well Women Care at Mercy Medical
Center in Baltimore (United States) says it
is “elastic. It is small enough to hold a
tampon in place, but can expand enough
to pass a child through. This is because
the walls of the vagina are similar to
those of the stomach; they…fold together
to collapse when unused, then expand
when necessary.”
If the above are true, why are men so
obsessed with the size of their penis? The
answer might be in the Daily Star (UK)
story of Dr Roberto Viel and Dr Maurizio,
identical twin brothers who specialise in
penis enlargement. They said increased
girth (circumference) of the penis can
improve sex. According to two other
studies, about 90 percent of women
actually “prefer a wide penis to a long
one.”
Roberto also said some men do “penis
enlargement because their partners have
had a few natural births and the vagina is
stretched.” Dr. Martina Agberien, a
medical doctor with the Nigerian
Television Authority, corroborates: “Truth
is that after child birth, the tightness is
not much anymore.Some women…use
some herbal stuff to wash their Vagina so
as to have the tightness before sex.”
However, Roberto insists that most men
do penis enlargement surgeries simply to
feel more confident on the beach, in
communal showers or in the lead up to
sex. He said: “Men want to expose and
show that they have a good sized penis
when flaccid.”
So the craze for a longer penis has little
to do with sex. In fact the length of the
penis matters more to men than to
women, according to a new study. The
penis size seems to be more of an ego
trip, a feel-good factor, a confidence
booster, a psychological rather than a
physical issue. Much ado about nothing?
May be
Re: Penis Tinz by REB3L(m): 12:07am On Jun 20, 2015
Bruh.....u didn't complete ur copy and paste

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Re: Penis Tinz by Nobody: 1:28am On Jun 20, 2015
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Re: Penis Tinz by Nobody: 1:45am On Jun 20, 2015
haha dude wahs ur size

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