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Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:15am On Jun 20, 2015 |
.[color=#000099]Sperm is one of the vital components when planning to start a family. Like a women's egg, a man's sperm must be healthy in order to reach and penetrate the egg. Though sperm is mainly used for procreation, it can have extraordinary benefits for everyday life. In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has synthesized the compounds into a facial cream. According to Bioforskning, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the aging process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250. Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In a recent study, researchers demonstrated that women who were directly exposed to semen were less likely to be depressed. The study stated mood-altering hormones that are present in semen can be absorbed through the vagina. Some of these mood-altering chemicals include, but are not limited to prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin, which assist in enhancing one's mood and serotonin, a widely known antidepressant neurotransmitter. Sperm is also directly linked to the frequency and intensity of a woman's morning sickness. According to SUNY-Albany psychologist Gordon Gallup, the frequency of morning sickness is directly related to the frequency of insemination during pregnancy. Gallup and graduate student Jeremy Atkinson revealed women who undergo artificial insemination may experience worst cases of vomiting, and nausea. When it comes to cooking, although semen may be the farthest thing from your mind, according to "Natural Harvest-A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes ," semen is very nutritious. The cook book advertises semen as an "inexpensive" ingredient that can give any food an "interesting twist." Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World War I, the British Intelligence Service discovered semen can act as invisible ink. Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not react to means of detection such as iodine vapor. Unless you are a part of an intelligence serve of some kind, invisible ink may not be essential, however if you ever need a facial Spermine may be a great option. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 8:18am On Jun 20, 2015 |
too long. Literature section abeg ------>> 1 Like |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by austinesteve(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Cutehector(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2015 |
If spermmmm were to cure breast cancer, many men will die of rape.. 8 Likes |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:26am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Cutehector: Lmao..... |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:28am On Jun 20, 2015 |
dharay99: No vex...wondering how u used to read for exams...Dubbing master. 2 Likes |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 8:34am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king: wah u posted up der is no where related to an exam, ryt? So note d diff. 1 Like |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 8:37am On Jun 20, 2015 |
nd guyz b wasting it on S.S since d time of Goliath 1 Like |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:40am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:43am On Jun 20, 2015 |
sinaj:wahz "S.S"? |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 8:56am On Jun 20, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:59am On Jun 20, 2015 |
sinaj:as you don see my 32 now oya whisper it to me |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2015 |
SuperSuave: oya bring ya ear... *whispers* itz Self service |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 9:27am On Jun 20, 2015 |
sinaj:oh That! 'They' waste it during bj too. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Mhizizzy(f): 9:38am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Nice; post 1 Like |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 10:46am On Jun 20, 2015 |
sinaj: Babe u go fit pay make I de supply u. Buy one get one free. Very affordable. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 10:53am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Chinatownm: On d contuary, Sperm Banks do pay as much N20,000 per 10ml if it meets their standard. While waste it on ur girlfriend or S.S........ |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 10:57am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king: Bros I was thought while growing up dat 2 is company n 3 is crowd. Nobody informed u about dat. . Tanx for d info if dats wat u want |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 10:58am On Jun 20, 2015 |
dharay99: I can bet it that if ur wealth inheritance was stated in the last paragraph of any write up, u will end up dying poor.... becos u can't read more than two lines in any write up. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:01am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Chinatownm: Hmmm...am sure u learnt DAT while growing up wit weed smokers...nothing personal. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:03am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king: and I keep wandrinq y yhu so much pained I didn't read daht load of crap up der. Its mine to decide, stop bankinq on nuffin. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 11:06am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king: Ur making it personal by rearing ur ugly cunt head to whr u are not invited. Stay down or wen next I shoot, u will be battered. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:07am On Jun 20, 2015 |
dharay99: I don't understand wat u r writing.... pls, don't do two things at a time. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:11am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king: i†z none of ma biz if ur claiminq u don't understand wah i posted. |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:12am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Chinatownm: R u okay? Did u say cunt head? Hmmm... Plss, am waiting for u to start shooting ur sperm. Lolzzzz... |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:14am On Jun 20, 2015 |
dharay99: Pls, ave u finished smoking? |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:16am On Jun 20, 2015 |
imoh4king:
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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:25am On Jun 20, 2015 |
dharay99:I am waiting for ur Ifa
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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by swimcash(m): 11:28am On Jun 20, 2015 |
pple postin bullshit |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:34am On Jun 20, 2015 |
swimcash:.....silence....... |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by boss1310(m): 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
your topic-inviting
your write up-disinteresting |
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
boss1310:Ok.... |
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